so i just called my mom to find out some information about my ski boots and when she answers she i said " i need you to find out the sole length of my boots." when i finished saying that she asked "who is this". who is this? who the fuck do you think this is? it is your son. she then said oh what do you need? i have been gone for three weeks at college and she doesn't remember who i am.
FUCK. The most versatile word in the English language