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Lateralis
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One of my fish died on sunday. God rest his soul. Or so i thought! I was too lazy to scoop out his lifeless body sunday night and monday. To my surprise the little fucker came back alive. For 2 days his body was completely lifeless and it was just resting along the bottom on the tank. He was already starting to turn green! Now he'll die for a couple of hours and just out of the blue he'll shake and just swim around like crazy then just go lifeless for a couple hours again. Should I call an exorcist?



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Sep 13 2005 12:13PM
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hoodratz47
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so your saying your stoked on having your fingers smell like fish....

welcome to the club lat. welcome.

FLOODO.

whats blue and comes in browines


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Sep 13 2005 12:14PM
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Lateralis
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what the hell is wrong with you??



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Sep 13 2005 12:15PM
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TheStamos
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Lat is finally ignoring the fact that the dead fish might smell like a dirty Vag although we all know he'd eat it out anyways .No This is a kind new Caring lat who for atleast the next 5 min's is over the dirtyness. Dont get me wrong we want him back but this is the caring lat asking a legit question about his dead/alive fish be gentle .

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Sep 13 2005 12:35PM
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SimonFiller
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i saw this japanese porno once where these chicks were putting live lizzards and snakes up into their pussies. shit freaked me out.

Sep 13 2005 12:37PM
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Lateralis
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if this was about stinky vagina then the title would be called "snowkristal"



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Sep 13 2005 12:47PM
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Lateralis
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but in all seriousness. my fish was dead for 2 days. no joke



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Sep 13 2005 12:50PM
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SimonFiller
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he was probably hoping you would think he was dead so that you would flush him down the toilet. only then would he be free.

Sep 13 2005 1:07PM
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SteveStepp
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dont fish float when they die?






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Sep 13 2005 1:12PM
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^NewYork
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like in finding nemo?








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Sep 13 2005 1:12PM
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Badfish2
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i would totally sell him on eBay with pictorial proof. some fundie would love to get their hands on him. I mean if a grilled cheese sandwich can tour the country with goldenpalace.com, i'm sure a zombie fish can play MSG!

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Sep 13 2005 1:14PM
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Lateralis
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currently. he's dead again. his eyes are starting to bluge out and red holes are forming on his body



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Sep 13 2005 1:18PM
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SteveStepp
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this guy sure knows his fish






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Sep 13 2005 1:18PM
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Badfish2
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i had a fish die on me once.. we were getting ready to flush him when all of a sudden he lurched back to life after we changed his water. he lived for another 6 years... that's why I'm honest when I tell girls i have magic fingers

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Sep 13 2005 1:20PM
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Lateralis
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about a month ago we had a huge goldfish that died. in all honesty i think he drowned. i had just fed them and no i dont feed them lots so he didnt die from eating. anyways so after i did that i went to bed and when i woke up he was stuck between a pathway in a little ceramic house thingy.



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Sep 13 2005 1:23PM
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cork5_thovex
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that is messed up. that would be nuts if it just exploded. guts everywhere.



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Sep 13 2005 1:23PM
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Badfish2
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i think you shouldn't be allowed around fish.. stick to spiders

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Sep 13 2005 1:26PM
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Lateralis
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theyre the ones possessed. not me. all i do is feed them



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Sep 13 2005 1:58PM
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gmack24
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its probably all the semen you feed him you sicko


and by the way, when fish die they are bouyant you dumbass, they dont just lie there on the bottom of the tank- so its obviously not dead


Sep 13 2005 2:15PM
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campbell90
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maybe its having seejers.. im not sure how to spell it




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Sep 13 2005 2:38PM
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Badfish2
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yeah, shock him.. put a toaster in there or something. what's the worst that could happen.. he'd die?

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Sep 13 2005 2:50PM
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JackBach
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LOL HAHAHHAHAHA

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Sep 13 2005 2:52PM
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hucker22
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ya thats what i thought

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Sep 13 2005 3:06PM
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Lateralis
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none of my fish have floated when they died



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Sep 13 2005 3:07PM
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bermbuster49
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hahaha


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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Sep 13 2005 3:08PM
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Lateralis
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you know it



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Sep 13 2005 3:36PM
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Norred
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the same thing happens to my dog. i believe the fish is sleeping.

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Sep 13 2005 5:44PM
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oakjewlery
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your dog chills at the bottom of a fish tank for 2 days
wow


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Sep 13 2005 6:00PM
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skiwoj
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maybe it moved while u were sleeping and it was sleeping when u saw it haha i really dont kno

Sep 13 2005 8:30PM
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KillerMonkey
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lol, this thread is hilarious,

maybe its a robot fish



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Sep 13 2005 8:34PM
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awsomecoolguy
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holy crap thats insain you have a zombie fish keep us posted


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Sep 13 2005 8:37PM
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Dan.
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my fish all floated when they died, strange.. your fish are possessed

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Sep 13 2005 8:43PM
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SnowKristaL
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He is just taking a nap.

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Sep 14 2005 7:26AM
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Detective
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^ ha ha everyone says you have a fishy vagina!

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Sep 14 2005 10:51AM
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Lateralis
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hahahahahha shes oblivious



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Sep 14 2005 12:18PM
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hoodratz47
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one time i was watchign 2001 a space odeysee and aty the part when there on the moon going towrds the monolith . this fish at the table started freakign out and swimming like mad. then when all the people died it went stiff and sunk to the bottom.....


FLOODO.

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Sep 14 2005 1:26PM
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whoisikeEh
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did it smell like vagina?

Sep 14 2005 5:59PM
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skiierman
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Shit, I really did think this thread was about your GF in bed.

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Sep 14 2005 6:04PM
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hucker22
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hahahahaha

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Sep 14 2005 6:32PM
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SteezePatrol
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stinky stinky stinky

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Sep 14 2005 6:35PM
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duhamelski
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damn man, get a priest quick. i bet you r fish is gonna start making your house shake and its gonna talk in a really deep voice and say satanic messages. if it does, videotape it and post it. that would be some funny shit.

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Sep 14 2005 11:21PM
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Lateralis
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its fully alive and swimming fantically now. he's on his 15th wind



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Sep 15 2005 7:10AM
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C.R.420
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yeah dude get an exorcism done, but tape it and post it on NS hahaha

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Sep 15 2005 7:13AM
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Lateralis
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stupid fucken pets. now my cat just threw up all over the place. it looks like corn but wtf she didnt eat no corn



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Sep 15 2005 8:53AM
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lucyford
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maybe it's another one of your fish.


far too fly to stay stationary...


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Sep 15 2005 8:59AM
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SnowKristaL
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Man you are all such assholes I can barely stand it.

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Sep 15 2005 9:12AM
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Lateralis
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ahahahahahhahha she seen the post!



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


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Sep 15 2005 9:14AM
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d-loc
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^hey man, feed him some of that magical milk... i know you got mass.



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Sep 15 2005 3:44PM
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djikstra
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dude i was thinking the same shit!!


hate it or love... little John's on top...
Sep 15 2005 3:47PM
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djikstra
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wait let me rephrase that, i usually dont think shit... thing? yeah that works...

hate it or love... little John's on top...
Sep 15 2005 3:48PM
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icecreamsandwich
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i had a beta once, it jumped out of his tank in the middle of the night....when we woke up the next morning...we found it on the counter beside its tank.....we were sad, went to pick it up to flush it down the toilet......its tail moved a tiny tiny bit...we got eggcited...threw it back in the tank.......it looked dead for awhile, then alive then dead....then alive...but after a few days it was in great health...it lived for like a year after that ...that we know of......we gave all the fish away last summer. so it could still be living now.

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Sep 15 2005 3:56PM
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