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chickonsticks
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Any sex stories that well are notable for a reason other then well that it was fucking amazing...

www.steezestickers.com STICK THE STEEZE!
Aug 23 2005 11:17PM
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rastaride
Posts: 355 - Karma: 10
BUT HOW CAN THERE BE TOO MUCH CHEESE ON A CHEESE SANDWHICH?

Aug 23 2005 11:23PM
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GingerKid08
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^This one chick wanted a grilled cheese, but I had no idea how to make one(my mom makes them for me). So I threw 6 kraft singles on it, and toasted that bitch up. She took a bite and the cheese spilled off and burned her. So yes you can have to much cheese, and no I didnt get any sex.


Aug 23 2005 11:25PM
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VKarma185
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
^did she want the grilled cheese, while you were having sex? cause that'd just be tight

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Aug 23 2005 11:39PM
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BLADESTRAP
Posts: 270 - Karma: 14
B CREW WHATT

B CREW FAM!

READY STRAP BLADE droppin Fall '06
Aug 23 2005 11:41PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
ahhh ahhh ahh wait wait go make me a grilled cheese before i orgasm

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"most of the time, majority is wrong"- punk_rider
Aug 23 2005 11:41PM
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GingerKid08
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 13
She did not want the grilled cheese during sex. What the fuck kind of stuff are you into?


Aug 23 2005 11:42PM
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VKarma185
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haha i'm kiddin man

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Aug 24 2005 12:10AM
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E-ZRider
Posts: 1791 - Karma: 13
what no grill cheese duriing sex

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Aug 24 2005 12:14AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
i win a snowboard at a video premier & a girl comes up to me and says i'll fuck you for the snowboard. she calls me later to come over we start messing around i start kissing her and she is making all these weird noises. start to finger her and she whispers in my ear "fist me" i do my best to punch her vagina with little success so i hump her. wake up the next morning leave her house and she stalks me for about a month.

if only i could tell you the long version of this amazing store.....

on a side note the sex was horrible
she was a crazy ass bitch

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Aug 24 2005 12:17AM
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QuazBotch
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JESUS IS WATCHING YOUR GRILLED CHEESE

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Aug 24 2005 12:17AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
by the way she never got the snowboard

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Aug 24 2005 12:20AM
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soup
Posts: 6320 - Karma: 4,261
so im doing this chick right...and she wakes up. so i club her over the head with a cinder block...

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Puff the magic dragon, lived by the sea. and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honaley - The Mamas and The Papas
Aug 24 2005 12:23AM
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VKarma185
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hahaha that's fuckin great

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Aug 24 2005 12:24AM
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Salomonman
Posts: 564 - Karma: 10
haha " fist me." make a thread out of the long story, id read it

Aug 24 2005 1:20AM
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jeeesus
Posts: 253 - Karma: 6
Hey thats my mom!

Aug 24 2005 1:31AM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
hahahaa thank you for contributing to this thread mr blade sir ...............sex? whats that?

-keegan mcginnis, newschoolers.com

Aug 24 2005 1:39AM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
pussy is such a wonderful word

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"Soccer in Europe is like street basket in US"
Aug 24 2005 7:21AM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
haha, i wanna hear the longer one of the fist me story too

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Aug 24 2005 8:09AM
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yellav
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haha yeah me too

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"most of the time, majority is wrong"- punk_rider
Aug 24 2005 8:12AM
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Redstar
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9
Hahaha that is the best fucking story I have ever heard. WHat kind of board was it?

Aug 24 2005 9:04AM
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ErikT
Posts: 2750 - Karma: 14
go watch a porno if you want a sex story, horny ass kids.



'When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know true peace' - Hendrix

Peace & Love

I am a guitarist.
Aug 24 2005 9:35AM
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bigdoubler125805y
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i want the longer story!

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Aug 24 2005 9:44AM
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snoopy
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yes so do i!

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Aug 24 2005 2:19PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
yeah me too

oh shit man, i live for the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, that shit is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-frp1080
fo sho, dat shit is rollin on dem busta's and fuckin up the computa's-bermbuster49
talking about how dope the blue screen of death is

Kenan and Kel Cult Represent


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Aug 24 2005 2:22PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
the board was just a dynastar nothing great but i sold it for 250.... i'll think about posting the longer version sometime i'm just feeling too lazy right now

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Aug 24 2005 5:08PM
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Spritz
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
i was doing my ex on the beach in north carolina once, and a crab came out of the sand and bit me. thats about all there is to it. sex was still great.

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Aug 24 2005 5:20PM
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johanblaze
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i have a story.

after my first time ever i was all stoked and we wanted to go to jack-in-the-box for tacos. her sister drove and i sat in the back and i distinctively remember going to bite my taco and having those two fingers right under my nose.... i threw up in my mouth a litte.

Aug 24 2005 5:21PM
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Lax_Bro40
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^^^ hahahahahha

Aug 24 2005 5:26PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
he only said that because he has no sex stories. nobody wants to have sex with a ski blader


i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

Aug 24 2005 5:31PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
he probably has a 2 inch penis. he still cant be cool enough to compensate with his skiing

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Aug 24 2005 5:33PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
haha this is a random thread, but has some good stories. i want the longer version of the fist me one


-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 24 2005 5:44PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
so do i.

Aug 24 2005 5:45PM
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Skipig25
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its because your skis apperantly reflect your dick size. so if you ski on skis 5 cm taller than you, well, you're probably well hung. If you have skiblades, well.... you do the math.

~Ben
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Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Aug 24 2005 6:16PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
this one time my friend was really drunk and had sex w. a dead fish... it smelled the same so it was legit right?




So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!

Aug 24 2005 6:19PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
^ hahahahahhaahhaaahahaha im like pissing my pants hahahaha

Aug 24 2005 6:21PM
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freeskisquaw
Posts: 1120 - Karma: 16
Yeah... I bet he did. Faggot, don't make shit up just to post.


NS has become the official gathering of the world's dumbest people.

Scratch174, thank you.
Aug 24 2005 6:21PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
another short story for ya... my friend toddisis got wasted about a month 1/2 ago and blacked out and ended up fucking a chick that he says was about 350 pounds. he took a wiff of his hand sometime the next morning and said it smelled awful.

poor guy


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Aug 24 2005 6:24PM
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awsomecoolguy
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ok so picture this i'm 14 it's my first time and i have no idea whats going on or that she's into me at all i just thought we were going to hang out iv'e knowen her since i was 8 me and her are in her basement her mom is sleeping up stairs her room is right next to were were sitting her mom has to go to work the next day, so now you now all the backround info
so were at her grandpas b day partey the we decide to leave and there like well your house is an hour away call your rents and ask if you can just stay at our house and will bring you home tomarow after i work so i get the ok. we go back to her house me and her go downstairs and her mom stays up stairs it's about 10 pm we start watching this moive, she leans over and says "after my mom goes to bed, we can have some .....fun " i'm thinking like were going to go play playstation or somthing".so after her mom goes to be she goes in her room and i here "hey come in here so i go in there. all of the sudden she totaly blind sides me and tackels me on her bed throws like 10 rubbers at me and says its going to be a wild night im like sweet. so like 8 blow job and sex filled hours later her mom gets up i quikely go out on the coutch and act like i'm sleeping she goes to work so the girl comes out of her room and is like wow i stink i'm going to take a shower if you no what i mean. so like five minutes later were takeing a shower finaly i'm like dam bitch i'm woren out iv'e got to go like ice my balls. so that is about it now for a little info iv'e found out since
i'm pretty sure went i had her she was a virgen but since then iv'e learnd from a reliable sorce that she fucks a new guy like every week so i hope she gets nocked up or gets an std or somthing

aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
Aug 24 2005 7:04PM
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back_woods
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upp until your sig that was a good story

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Aug 24 2005 7:07PM
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mintcrue
Posts: 1593 - Karma: 25
^i can't believe i just read that

Strike 3

==Pink Panther / FCP / Mint Crue==

"Why'd you scare me like that dude!?"- Kublai
Aug 24 2005 7:08PM
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Aseets
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damn... 8 blowjob filled hours

Let us have a revolution
Aug 24 2005 7:16PM
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MLB
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worst sex story ever, EVER.

One time i was eating out this chick, and when she came she let the hugest far ever. It was soo gross that i passed out, she never noticed. As soon as i woke up she said " Wow i was THAT good, hell i did not even had to touch you and you passed out"




Matman10: Man lat you had that 7 down but you binder poped off
Laterails:Yeah i think they aren't adjusted, or it could be the fact that all that is holding them together is one of my pubes
Aug 24 2005 7:18PM
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TwinTipRider
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love that story ahah always get a kick out of it second time today haha

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Wake The Dead!

Aug 24 2005 7:21PM
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shrEddie
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hahahahahahaaha

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Aug 24 2005 7:22PM
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llama
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LOL

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Aug 24 2005 7:42PM
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BioEnhanced
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i hope you don't speak the way you type.

"Who's playing tonight?"
"The Shitty Beatles"
"Are they any good?"
"No they suck. Good Name though."

"All that rap music is is clicks and whistles" -Meatwad
Aug 24 2005 7:51PM
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skierman_number1
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Well let's start off with some backround information... I messed around with this girl during the winter season, sex and all, both our first times which turned out to be a bad mistake because 1. She got attached, and 2. It was below freezing and we where in a camper (no heat, one bed cover) so she got acute hypothermia...

Anyways, a few months later I'm home alone and I haven't talked to this girl in a long time because well, I really didn't feel like talking to the bitch. It's about an hour before I have to leave for work and I'm feeling horny as shit! So I did the natural thing and instead of blastin' one off, I went and picked this girl up for a quick fuck before work. So we get back to my place and she's all sketched out because well... to piss me off I figured. I bring her up to my room and lay her down and we start goin' at it pretty damn quick. The whole time I'm fucking her she's making retarded, "I love you," comments so like any other guy I just ignored her. Everytime through the whole session she would close her eyes and what would I do you may ask? Well I would look at the digital clock of course and see how much more time I have before I've got to leave for work.

She was terrible in bed, but you know pussy is pussy and it always feels better than your right hand so it was all good. She ended up on top after it was all said and done, which was kind of like fucking a blow-up sex doll... SHE DIDN'T DO ANY MOVEMENT WHAT-SO-EVER! I had to check her pulse at times to make sure she was even still alive. Sorry, I'll try not to bitch because it was pussy and it felt good and I knew now she was just on a mission to piss me right off by any means possible, which became more evident later on. So I was catching my breath and she was laying on top of me, head on my chest and she decided to lay her head on my collar bone, which was freshly broken 2 weeks earlier from biking... Jesus what a bitch, she was like attracted to causing me pain; I think she liked the sound of my teeth grinding compensating for the emmense pain as a result of her head re-breaking my poor collar bone in the name of a quick fuck.

Alright, enough was enough for me, I was relieved and in pain because of this bitch so I had no further need for her. So why did she stay on top and refused to get off even when I told her I needed a shower? Oh yeah that's right, her main purpose in life... to PISS ME OFF! I think I reached a breaking point because the next thing I knew, I was literally pushing her off me and going into the bathroom to take a shower, leaving her in my room to pick up her own shit and get ready to head back home.

I got dried off, she was obviously affected emotionally because it hit her that I was using her and wasn't afraid to prove that point. "So we still on for monday?" She asked me before she left my car/life one last time. "Umm... No I'm pretty sure I'll be putting my dick in a wood chipper that day."

God I wish I said that...

Aug 24 2005 8:02PM
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bermbuster49
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aha that sucks man, and to the guy above you, thats how i type too, fuck periods, i just put coma's after each thought, it makes things easier.


-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 24 2005 8:18PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
haha, some of these are ridiculous

i hope his[mike jones] tour bus breaks down in the warped tour parking lot and 1000 emo kids stab him and cry about it.

-skogen jake
Aug 24 2005 9:07PM
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hucker22
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gross one? first then my first college one

ok so i was out pickin blueberrys with my fam and my gf at the time. we did it like everyday so we wernt gonna let my family and the fact we were at an apple/blueberry orchird stop us. so im like we should go over there behind some trees. so we go a few rows back and were just gonna have a quicky, but she like never gets wet which is a downer and she didnt have the ky with her i dont think so i try and put it in but its hard cuz its all dry, well i get it in and we only put our pants around our ankles just quick like so i do my thing then pull out like usual then i cum on my shirt and im like fuck cuz i have to ride back home in the car with my family with cum on my shirt. fine so i start to go down on her and see shes bleeding, so just before i start licking i kiss her leg and get up. and i was like your bleeding.....down there. she didnt belive me and got pissed at me and wouldnt tlk to me for the rest of the day. we laughed later cuz she realized i was right but it was still gross.

ok first college sex i just tryed to make a thread on this and it didnt work, so im at band camp for a week b4 school and there are like 3 hot girls in the whole place. well i tlked to this one girl shes kinda cute then one nite the whole band goes to the bar to hang out and we get to talking and later were gonna go to this sax players apartment and drink, so were about to leave and this idiot kid is like can i come? i was like uhhh i guess so he tags along and i know me and this girl are gonna hook up so we go to my room get some coke and she gets her captain and we go over there we get kinda trashed i get a back rub and we talk and get closer then we bring this kid back to his dorm and i go up with the girl to get her stuff cuz we already decided shes spending the nite. then come back, i give her a back rub and we start making out then go in my bed and then just start foolin around its like 130, well then we get really into it and i start goin in and i should went and got my condom but she had been rubbin me for a while so i was about to be done and i went in and think didnt pull out on time? close but then i had to get her a towel and i grab my condom while im up, i get back up there and we do it in a diffrent position, the she gets on top and holds my hands back and says ill do it. she just started grinding everyway for about 15 min and i was just like damn i love college. well anyway we get done at 430 go to bed and take a shower together the next morning and now were kinda wierd cuz i told her i didnt pull out on time and were both kinda parinoid i think, and im starting to think my balls itch alot cuz im freakin out cuz i didnt wear protection the first time cuz ive know the girl for a total of uhh 7 hours before we fucked.

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