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American women crazy or cultural difference?????
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i start from the beginning it's easier.
yesterday and today morning, i go to work (suit, tie ...) and cross this cute blonde. our eyes are crossing. today we smiled to each other while walking (we have to be on time at work). and now (9.15 pm NYC time), i just went out to buy some food, i cross her on the street.
her" "hey! you know i noticed you and i saw you noticed me. i prefer you in your suit (i was in baggy jeans and movement t shirt)"
me" "sure! you are as charming in your suit than in casual wear"(smiling)
her: "so, we live close to each other, so what about spending the night together in my BED tonight?" (smiling a horny way)
me: "well ... euh ... i'm sorry, i don't think it's gonna be possible".
her: "why? you told me i'm cute".
me: "you are! but my girlfriend in Paris is too".
her: "in paris? so, what's the problem, she will never know! i don't ask for a serious story for now!"
me: "she won't know but i will!"
her: "ok ... i understand ..." she takes my arm and write her exact address and phone number "if you feel alone in NYC far from her, call me ... my proposition will last as long as you want".
me: "i don't think ..."
her inturpting me and whispering in my hear: "it's up to you, ... but if we do it more than 3 or 4 times, i will probably accept to ... swallow (with a deeeeeep voice)". she kisses me and leave ...
WHAT'S THE FUCK WITH AMERICAN GIRLS???? ARE THEY ALL THE SAME OR IT WAS THE ONLY NYMPHO OF NYC??????
seriously!!! i am so ANGRY right now! BITCH!!
(if you are on this site and recognize yourself : bitch! slut! whore! i hate you!)
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^that is such crap get a life then kill you self and go to hell you little perv.
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hahahaha, that's amazing, hahaha
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^happened as i told it!!!! out of the mistake i make in english she didn't made!!!!
I DO SWEAR!
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American men shit faced liars, or cultural difference?????
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hyahaha. such bullshit.
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dude she was on you like MJ on little boys, and your girlfriend is over in Paris away from you....now who do you think sounds like they want you more? that stupid french lady or the American??
because I like poop.
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^actually i'm in love with my gf and i'm pretty sure the other one is being fucked by another guy right now!
actually, i checked my pockets at first thinking she was trying to stole me something while speaking. for now, nothing missing.
and i wasn't feeling like going into a girl and being probably the number 5 or 6 of her day ...
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FACE YOUR FEARS, LIVE YOUR DREAMS!!
PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
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^if you have a problem man, leave. you're not forced to answer me. kid
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FACE YOUR FEARS, LIVE YOUR DREAMS!!
PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
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fine, heres my thoughts on the matter. you have come to the u.s and your GF is in paris(wich by the way is a verey nice place grats on that)and a hot blonde chick is hitting on YOU no work needed you have her right where you want her. ask if she has aney std's put your shit in a lock box or go to her place and tap that shit!
(and no not all u.s. girls are like that so take avantage of it...)
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ya you met a super horny chick
aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
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not sure i got the whol ething, but ... would you really put your dick in a body where anyone can go for free??? coz i gues she was hitting almost everybody ... i'll ask the doorman if she is well known in the place ...
i always thought that woul dbe a dream to live that ... but guys, i swear, it's a nightmare!! now i know how a girl feel when a huy comes and talks dirty proposing sex ... that's disgusting ... or maybe i'm a lilly ass ...who knows.
if someone has an idea of how i could avoid her for the next 6 months ...
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FACE YOUR FEARS, LIVE YOUR DREAMS!!
PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
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Yeah, you just met a super horny slut. You'd prob pick up a bunch of stds anyways. wait till you go back and just ignore the blonde girl. Is she an employee of the business your working in, cause that makes a difference. I say chooose your love of your girlfriend over the dirty slut. Not all girls in the US are like that.
i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc
I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.
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I'm going to go right ahead and call bullshit on this whole story. Have a nice sexually frustrating day.
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dude this story is pointless cause all the horn doggz are gonna be like "YOU FAAAYYYYYGOT" cause you didnt cheat on your gf. but i mean i feel you cause obviously having a hot fucking gf is way better than having some skeezer slut
'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G
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i assure you...that isnt really how most girls are...in my experience at least. you just randomly met some super horny chick. good call by the way.
ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed
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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
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see in the US guys cant talk like that to girls because 1 of 2 things will happen. either maced in the eyes or get charged for sexual harassment. but i feel for you punkrider. you wanna stay true to your girl and its alright not to go for a girl you think is dirty. if i was in NYC i would feel the same way you do. although shes hot she may have stds and you may be the 20th on her weekly list
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who said anything about it being "free"?
Do you have Hookers in paris?
Like a virgin on promnight!
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Why is it so hard to believe that a young Parisian french man who works in a a highly paid professional job is able to attract women in New York City?
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Oh I get it. Sorry to ruin your day.
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You should write screenplays for Hollywood, because that’s the best story I have ever heard.
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euuuh, y'en a des comme ça en france aussi, je t'assure, en troisième, c'était pas possible certaines filles avec certains de ma classe... elle se prostituent comme pas possible en france aussi, c'est juste plus tabou..
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Prostituée!
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non mais oh, de quoi je me melle? c'est une profession respectable comme toute autre ... o_O'
- Patty
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"I wonder what "The Thinker" is really thinking about?"
"Probably something like: " Goodness, Rodin, 3 drinks and im nude!" "
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J'am appale Thom. Juis suis un Ananna. Tu es un pitite Chat.
Like a virgin on promnight!
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your girlfriend better be really hot. If shes not then your a moron. Just remember, dont be a fool, wrap your tool
Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?
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thom ze pineapple... comme c'est chou...
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"I wonder what "The Thinker" is really thinking about?"
"Probably something like: " Goodness, Rodin, 3 drinks and im nude!" "
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in fact i find my gf hot. maybe sh's not the hottest on earth, maybe this US slut was in some way hotter, ... but yeah men! i'm a faggot. I do love her!
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FACE YOUR FEARS, LIVE YOUR DREAMS!!
PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
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This happens nearly every single time I walk outside... its not worthy of being posted on Newschoolers.com
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if i didnt have a girl friend, i would go over there
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Dude... don't hate on sluts, everyone needs one from time to time. Besides, wear a condom and no problems will arise. I can understand you love your girlfriend though, still, that's no reason to hate that chick.
And don't pretend France is not filled with millions of horny sluts.
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