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hucker22
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i find this to be very hilarious, i hope you share my view. so i was at this girls house tonite and just before i left i got some head, well it was goin good then i busted a nut and she choked and like spit it all over my shorts. i was kinda pissed but i thought it was so funny and she felt really bad to, but just to let you know i blow huge and choke even the most skilled biotch. im so hood

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Aug 16 2005 10:43PM
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ski8990
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hahahaha you must have a real low self esteem if you have to brag on newschoolers. no that is pretty funny though

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

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Aug 16 2005 10:47PM
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mattster
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haha yeah thats a good story... she better pay you for your new shorts... and the bj

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Aug 16 2005 10:48PM
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Aseets
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you should have them sign like a waiver saying that there is a chance that the girl might choke and spit up, and that if infact they do this then they owe you for your shorts

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Aug 16 2005 10:50PM
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hucker22
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ok sry about the braggin but i figured ns likes funny stories about sexual encounters

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Aug 16 2005 10:50PM
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bermbuster49
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^ns is all about them haha, nice story


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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 16 2005 11:03PM
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Parkboy
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just have her make it up to you. in blowjobs.

Aug 16 2005 11:47PM
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SeanB
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get some spray n wash stain remover yo, that shit will remove any stains, yes even lovestains

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Aug 16 2005 11:57PM
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TheClap.
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no no no yo have to degrade her, make her lick it off your shorts while squealing like a pig,

just kidding i love the ladies but come on at least turn away when your gonna re-blow a load all over my shorts.

Aug 17 2005 12:37AM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
wait, why were you wearing shorts while getting dome, unless it was a party and there would be possible quick bedroom evac. would you not get naked and hope for more??

Aug 17 2005 12:38AM
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Danger.
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maybe he was too lazy? it could happen...

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Aug 17 2005 12:42AM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
who the fuck gets ass naked while getting dome? thats like getting ass naked while shitting dude, your cracked





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Aug 17 2005 12:54AM
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eheath
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yes good story, you are hood


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Aug 17 2005 12:56AM
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hucker22
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no he mom was alseep in the other room, her brother was downstairs

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Aug 17 2005 9:18AM
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