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Only the weak masturbated, Darwin believes

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Durtschi
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Darwin theorizes that instead of lust and eroticism, the Early Stone Age was dominated by constant strife. The strongest men took harems, while the weaker males were homosexual or began (like the chimpanzees) to masturbate. Weaker males, according to the Darwin, could also have taken their revenge and murdered the leaders. Sigmund Freud believes that in order to put an end to permanent unrest and make living within a social community possible, upright man came up with the world's oldest moral law: totemism, a sort of early religion that associated a group with a specific symbol or set of symbols. Although this system helped bring about peace and orderliness, it also tended to impose a restrictive code of sexual abstinence on the individual.






Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!



Aug 16 2005 4:35PM
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SteezePatrol
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I am weak

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Aug 16 2005 4:48PM
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assassin167
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i think 98 percent of the world is weak


i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
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Aug 16 2005 4:52PM
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garrett.
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^yes, i kno kid that is very strong

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

Aug 16 2005 5:10PM
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iggyskier
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as much as darwin knew...there was a lot he didn't...both in evolutionary biology and apparently masturbation.

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Aug 16 2005 5:13PM
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Apple
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hahha. where did you get this from?

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Aug 16 2005 5:14PM
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I guess I wouldn't last long in primative times.

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Aug 16 2005 5:30PM
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Durtschi
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some weird article i aquirred





Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!



Aug 17 2005 1:05AM
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mattster
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haha so how weak are you if you jerk off twice a day ?... not that i do... just ummm... curious

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Aug 17 2005 1:10AM
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bhill2.0
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matt harvey weak





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Aug 17 2005 1:12AM
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bhill2.0
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give me how many times a day you beat it, ill give you how weak you are, judging by your post count too





They call me HoodRich
Aug 17 2005 1:13AM
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Mike-O
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It should be counted from the times you've opened the Hot Girl thread.



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Aug 17 2005 3:01AM
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assassin167
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35 times an hour

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
-Lat
Aug 17 2005 12:20PM
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garrett.
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thats atleast 5 times daily

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

Aug 17 2005 12:22PM
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crooks
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dont hate, masterbate

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Aug 17 2005 1:12PM
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doubleplanks16
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he must have been one horny motherfucker
Jun 18 2006 12:32PM
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knapsen
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or gay^
Jun 18 2006 2:02PM
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ThaLetterM.
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hahahahha bhill! what a piece of lametoast
Jun 18 2006 2:25PM
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SteezePatrol
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hey i replied to this thread...first...a year ago.
Jun 18 2006 4:04PM
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hk_
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Hahaha
Jun 18 2006 4:09PM
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ThaLetterM.
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i am weak as i am typing this
Jun 18 2006 4:21PM
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hk_
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Hahah
Jun 18 2006 4:26PM
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Liam.
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wow
Jun 18 2006 4:46PM
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MaxBerkowitz
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weak for durtschi
Dec 12 2013 10:09PM
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coling
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Stop breaking up thread neighborhoods
Dec 12 2013 10:10PM
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CLQ
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Interesting...
Jan 22 2019 6:26PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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No Fap crew
Jan 22 2019 6:36PM
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beckums
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Either Darwin got a ton of pussy in his life, or he was a virgin and wouldn't admit it
Jan 22 2019 8:50PM
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Mackaroni_space
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Yo word?
Oct 22 2021 2:06AM
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dolanslebensraum
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Max.broYo word?

These days Durtschi only masturbates for nostalgia purposes to reminisce on his early days trollfapping before he started getting pummelled to death by thot pussy for his goggle sag.
Oct 22 2021 2:43AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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CLQInteresting...


Were you going through hia post history in search of a 🐷?
Oct 22 2021 3:38AM
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HypeBeast
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This explains a lot
Oct 22 2021 8:01AM
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WoFlowz
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I wonder what Todd Jones would think of this thread
Oct 24 2021 10:05PM
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VTshredder69
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I find that frequent masturbation keeps me horny and better prepares me for when i do get laid - which right now is about once a week. if i wait 4 or 5 days without beating the meat, sex isn't as good and it's harder to get a boner. But i think it's hard to get a boner because no matter how hot this chick is, she's moody AF.
Oct 27 2021 10:05AM
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Young_patty
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Tim Durtchi: “only weak men masturbate according to Darwin. Think about it, why else would humans have learned to masturbate? It’s because back then only the strong reproduced, this says a lot about our society don’t you think?”

13 year old Khai Jones: “… ok Tim… are we gonna actually ski this line or should I tell dad to have the helicopter do another loop?”

-Tim Durtchi: “You see, it couldn’t be me Khai, I’d never masturbate because I’m not weak- like THEM”

Todd Jones: “Tim buddy your radio is on and we can all here this… are you gonna drop the line or not?”
Oct 27 2021 2:32PM
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Notaskibum
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Who knew durschi and ankilla we're cousins
Oct 27 2021 7:20PM
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