MTV is a genius company no doubt, but it is the lamest channel and the most fucked up. MTV like every other American channel is the most politically fucked up shitty fucking problematic thing. The whole FCC regulation and rules are ridiculous. Now I agree nudity and language should be blocked out because there are American parents in this world, and most of the middle of the nation who are so caught up in being modest, polite, and responsible parents. That they can lecture Janet Jackson about the breast popping, yet if anyone paid any attention to the lyrics they were just as sexual and chauvenistic as the action. MTV has a lot of new shows centered around sexuality and sex in general. That is MTV. First off the Sex Ed Programs that MTV makes like HIV awareness and all this shit is ridiculous. Only 13 year old girls and boys who are sitting at home on a primetime Saturday at 9 p.m. wishing they could bang Pam Andersen or see that lone semi titty shot of Britney Spears on some lame hot 40 under 56 show, so they can cream their pants.
And they have never touched a girls booby let alone participate in consensual sex with one. No 17+ year olds watch MTV's afterschool shows like Date my Mom, or True Life "Im a Teenage Crack Addict who lives in North Dakota who wants plastic surgery to get a penis on my forehead" regularly or by choice except for Real World, and that one or two Saturday's where you have nothing to do, and a little Pimp My Ride gets you hooked for a few hours. The show's are shit, they are all designed to get you to sit for more than 2 hours. Thats why no single shot of the show is ever longer than 5 seconds. You are constantly trying to get hooked to the next show. They advertise the program schedule times every commercial break. Do you realize how much time that is? Literally a 30 second spot every commercial break. And every MTV show is roughly 22 minutes long, 30 seconds per every 2 minute commercial. Fuck, lot of wasted time sometine like 2 mins per show per half hour. And they roll these huge bumpers for every show(bumper is the promo shit before and after and commercial break and intro and ending). Holy shit, here's what it is.
"TRL is brought to you by:
Clearasil: to clean away your fucking brainwashed preteen, training bra'd, sacred, virgin motherfucking face. Why use it, because all our shitty B-list celebrities were paid 250g's to say that commercial about how our product will help you be different and stand out, yet they have never used it before today or know anything about the actual product
You know MTV tells everyone to "be heard" and to "stand out", well if every fucking preteen is told to stand out and GO VOTE, fuck that. MTV is brainwashing kids, telling them to find their own identity, when in fact the pupils get their minds fucked by MTV, should they choose to listen, are being controlled by a corrupt channel.
So when MTV tells you to be a leader, be different, be cool, and be "yourself", you are in fact joining the single largest mindfuck on the planet. You are being brainwashed into believing to be different, by a channel who in fact is doing just the opposite, and turning you and every one of your lame friends into corporate bullshit and politically correct nonsense.
Fuck, I can say "piss, asshole, bitch, nigger, penis, vagina, ho, pimped out ho, biatch, biaaaatch, nigga, suck me off" But if I say "Shit" it is bleeped. Wait, I can tell the niggers that they're bitches or "go get a job you silly nigger", but if I say "Don't drink because it's dangerous and fucked up." MTV will get some FCC violations.
MTV acts all gangster for the hip hop artists but soaps up the the cool poppy faggots. come on.. i feel like only white people watch Making the Band part 8 Diddy is a MTV whore who only white people like. Black people dont like diddy cause he's a "ho'" money ho that's what he is. hes hosting the VMA's, come on. Diddy what are you 45 now? shit, go run for the kids.... please. run that marathon, props for it all, but come on.. stop whorin up MTV. maybe BET I dont give a shit about that.
Listen though. I dont really hate MTV im just ranting. i watch MTV sometimes cause they have a few amusing shows, I just like to pick arguements. so if you actually read this all, cool. otherwise let's laugh at all the assholes who skipped over this, thinking they're all cool and smart because what smart rhyme they tell me off with is absolute heaven, and give some super funny response that they spent 20 minutes thinking of that cool 1 liner. have fun.
Turtle: Look at you Mr. Beg for pussy on promnight.
Eric: Yea Turtle, I was begging my girlfriend, you were begging a 40 dollar hooker who declined your mother's credit card.-Entourage