i was eating dinner last night, i had green beans, and corn on the cob and potatoes, so i stabbed two beans with my fork so it was like skis on the bottom, made a jump outta my potatoes, and went off teh potatoe and like 270 onto the corn cob, slid it and 270 off and stuff, haha it was so sweet. anyone else do anything stupid liek that?
"Why would you sneak out in grade 4? To trade pokemon?"
"WTF is she doing, fucking idiot"