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asac
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Last night, me and about 10 of my friends had to leave our spot at the lake because of fucking cops. so we end up in the taco bell parking lot. So these guys in a truck drive by and as they do they throw a large mountain dew at us. just as its about to hit one of my friends, i catch it before it breaks and whip it a good 50 feet. it hits the back window and gets all over the truck bed. must of been the 10 icehouses i had just had.






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Sacadelic
Aug 11 2005 10:22AM
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bermbuster49
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haha wow, that sounds like some ninja shit

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Aug 11 2005 10:23AM
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Apple
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hahah sick. its too bad they were driving away and you couldnt have gotten it inside the cab of their truck.

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Aug 11 2005 10:24AM
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supervore
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way to get em hicks, asac

Aug 11 2005 10:25AM
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ESB
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Haha... like throwing a hand grenade back at someone.


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Aug 11 2005 10:33AM
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WIfreeskier
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yeah man that sounds pretty dope, good job

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Aug 11 2005 11:08AM
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KingShit
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Nice catch and throw

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Aug 11 2005 11:13AM
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sKILOve07
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sounds like a mtn. dew commercial



so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

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Aug 11 2005 11:20AM
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bhill2.0
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10 ice houses like the 12 oz, around here we roll arund with 12 packs just to get a buzz





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Aug 11 2005 1:44PM
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Dan.
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nah, if it was a mountain dew commercial, he would have caught it, drank it really fast, and with the sudden strength and energy he just got from the dew, he would have chased down the truck, picked it up, and threw it somewhere. its like popeye the sailorman with mountain dew instead of spinach. genious.

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Aug 11 2005 1:49PM
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B-Wald
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x-treme.

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Aug 11 2005 2:00PM
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asac
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i never said i was finished drinking...






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Aug 11 2005 2:21PM
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Thorvildsen
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hhahahahaha yes

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Aug 11 2005 2:24PM
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sKILOve07
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haha true....but it was along those lines


so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

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Aug 11 2005 3:34PM
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invisman
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Were the guys in the truck like the assholes in 'Harold and Kumar' who say "EXTREME" all the time?

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Aug 11 2005 3:35PM
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B-Wald
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"let's go get some fuckin' mountain dew"

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Aug 11 2005 3:36PM
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mattster
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haha nice shot man

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Aug 11 2005 3:40PM
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kyle_w
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hahaha. youre so full of shit






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Aug 11 2005 3:42PM
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NoTeefa
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sounds like this all happened pretty fast, so I'm curious as to how you knew it was mountain as opposed to sprite or something

Aug 11 2005 4:18PM
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bhill2.0
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are you kidding me?

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Aug 11 2005 4:20PM
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hucker22
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thats what i pictured

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Aug 11 2005 4:20PM
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Aug 11 2005 4:25PM
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"EXTREME KAYAKING....WHOA EXTREME DORITOS!!!!" that movie is so funny. the weird guy who sounds like a bird. but nice shot yoru like superman or something


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Aug 11 2005 4:49PM
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E-ZRider
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thats fuckin sick

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Aug 11 2005 5:17PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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reminds me of when my friends and I were walking down the road and some kids threw a pop bottle and hit my friend. He thought it was us though.

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Aug 11 2005 5:33PM
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jksl
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that somewhat reminds me of this one time i was meeting my friend and some kids he had with him at the mcdonalds aprking lot, and one of this kid's friends sees these kids he knows across the street (that was pretty busy, a main road), and takes out this bb gun from the middle of the parking lot and just takes one shot and nails this kid in the side right inbetween two cars
the kid looked like he was gonna cry, and it was the funniest thing i've ever seen

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Aug 11 2005 5:40PM
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lamp
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^haha was the kid your freind?

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Aug 11 2005 5:47PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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woah, you're a fucking badass, man. I can't believe how cool you are.




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Aug 11 2005 5:47PM
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GingerKid08
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^Watch it dude, he knows black people...

Aug 11 2005 5:51PM
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bhill2.0
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good one dipshit, even a girl finished a 18 with aderol, you may just be a fucking douche.

Im bigger than most of you shit heads meaning higher tolerancy.





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Aug 11 2005 5:53PM
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lamp
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thats my new sig. haha

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Aug 11 2005 5:53PM
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KingShit
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bhill how often do you drink 18 pack of beers?

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Aug 11 2005 5:56PM
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bhill2.0
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not often, im just saying its possible to finish a 12 to one man , ahah god damn just shut up all of you





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Aug 11 2005 5:57PM
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bhill2.0
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actually never , the most ive had is like 4 40's in a night, thats aboot 16





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Aug 11 2005 5:58PM
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fizzlefry
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how does a.d.d. medication make you be able to drink more?/....




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Aug 11 2005 6:23PM
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bhill2.0
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Why are long pants long?





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Aug 11 2005 6:26PM
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KingShit
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Bhill quit being a fucking idiot and answer the question

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Aug 11 2005 6:28PM
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bhill2.0
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what question? whats your name king shit?





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Aug 11 2005 6:31PM
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Maximumsushi
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"Im bigger than most of you shit heads meaning higher tolerancy."

And fatter too!

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Aug 11 2005 6:32PM
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fizzlefry
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my question smart ass.




Kill Cops
Aug 11 2005 6:33PM
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bhill2.0
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you would





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Aug 11 2005 6:33PM
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fizzlefry
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how does adderol (a.d.d. medication) make you have the ability to drink more beer?




Kill Cops
Aug 11 2005 6:35PM
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bhill2.0
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why does viagra make your weiner hard?





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Aug 11 2005 6:48PM
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lamp
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good question

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Aug 11 2005 6:59PM
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lamp
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good question

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i'm with stupid^


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Aug 11 2005 6:59PM
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CTripper
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bhill you stupid hick, bragging about how much shitty beer you drink is not something to brag about.

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Aug 11 2005 7:04PM
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SteezePatrol
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so it was an unopened can? if not, how did it not spray all over you when you caught it

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Aug 11 2005 7:06PM
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Fr2Planker
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you're crazy man........straight up crazy

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Aug 11 2005 7:17PM
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WIllW
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yeh if you cradled it to keep from spilling that must have been awesome, and too bad they didnt have a convertable

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Aug 11 2005 7:20PM
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nkmo.
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18 on aderol? Bullshit man, aderol gets you more drunk. 1 beer on aderol is like 4 beers normally.

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Aug 11 2005 7:51PM
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bhill2.0
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uhh maybe i have something completly mixed up my B, im not a fuckin hick you tool





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Aug 11 2005 9:08PM
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