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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Allright, i have been away from porn for about a year now, who is new and good, and well downloadable



Man whats the matter with that cat there?"
"must be full of reefer"
"full of reefer?!"
"yea man"
"you mean that cats high?!"
"sailing"
"sailing"
"sailing lightly"
Aug 10 2005 4:43PM
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Stowe24
Posts: 404 - Karma: 78
porn is for people that can't get laid

Aug 10 2005 4:57PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
your mom is for people who cant get laid



Man whats the matter with that cat there?"
"must be full of reefer"
"full of reefer?!"
"yea man"
"you mean that cats high?!"
"sailing"
"sailing"
"sailing lightly"
Aug 10 2005 5:01PM
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Stowe24
Posts: 404 - Karma: 78
wow, good comback
I think i know why people kick your ass now, you're a dumbass

Aug 10 2005 5:03PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
kate

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Aug 10 2005 5:06PM
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awickes
Posts: 1205 - Karma: 51
ha then stowe you can get laid?



SMITH-OBERMEYER-FIJI-4FRNT
Poppin' them thangs!
-----My Space is For Girls and Homos---
Aug 10 2005 5:17PM
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ztragnoB
Posts: 1704 - Karma: 27
it was a good comeback, it was levels ahead of "What are you doing later" " im doing your mom later", it just clicked.

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Aug 10 2005 5:40PM
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-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
yeah, i think it was a good comeback too, haha, blunt and funny. Porn is not for people who can't get laid. I've watched porn with a girl before and it's quite fun






i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.
~mommy
Aug 10 2005 5:45PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
Porn is for enjoyment. That's all there is to it. Everyone here knows that you probably watch as much, if not more porn than everyone here. Nice try though.



Fill your cup up then chug, Roll a joint up and get fucked, Ready for a kitchen party, Welcome to the Maritimes!
Aug 10 2005 5:47PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
That was directed at Stowe



Fill your cup up then chug, Roll a joint up and get fucked, Ready for a kitchen party, Welcome to the Maritimes!
Aug 10 2005 5:47PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
i watch way too much porn.

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NS SKATEBOARDERS

Aug 10 2005 5:51PM
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-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
I haven't lately, but I'm also hanging out with this really cute chick...






i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.
~mommy
Aug 10 2005 5:55PM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
people die from all sorts of addictions, but i'm pretty sure nobody has ever died from a porn addiction.

Aug 10 2005 6:07PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
saying porn is for those who can't get laid, is like saying ski movies are for those who cant ski

RIP
FRZ

PPP

In New York they wants me_And I'm gonna be there_Van-city's calling
And I'm gonna be there_In T-Dot, they wants me_And I'm gonna be there, spreading the vibes_All over the world

K A R M A
- parker.mills
Aug 10 2005 6:16PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
kinda backfired on ya didnt it stowe, maybe you should let ure balls drop before you judge porn and sex.
Since the last porn i watched was Debbie Does Dallas, the 1979 version, i guess anything would be better than that. Was it just me, or did the guy jizz blue?



Man whats the matter with that cat there?"
"must be full of reefer"
"full of reefer?!"
"yea man"
"you mean that cats high?!"
"sailing"
"sailing"
"sailing lightly"
Aug 10 2005 6:17PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
stfu

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Aug 10 2005 6:37PM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
thanks for the quote




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Aug 10 2005 6:48PM
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mz2288
Posts: 630 - Karma: 10
haha there hasnt been one porn star listed haha

"I ride fat twins"

"can anyone do a backflip, im new to two tip skis"
Aug 10 2005 7:30PM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
mid west mindy. lol
what do you mean downloadable?

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Ski while you can

Also, what did you have for breakfast?
Aug 10 2005 7:45PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
www.89.com

Underground Hip-Hop is where its at

FREE MUMIA ABU JAMAL
Aug 10 2005 7:56PM
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skia4life89
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 172
who cares about new JJ is all you need to know.

Skiing in NC aint so bad

I hate it when snowboarders think they are so cool because they can 50 50 a rail
Aug 10 2005 8:09PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
jenza haze and search for her on magicteapot.com ............. good shit

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Aug 10 2005 8:16PM
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Jwenz
Posts: 8893 - Karma: 7,633
Yay for PORn

Swollen is the way to go, holla
Aug 10 2005 8:17PM
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funbox14
Posts: 959 - Karma: 9
yea i would have to say sweet comeback




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Aug 10 2005 8:17PM
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cjgncjgn
Posts: 3023 - Karma: 21
hahahahah PERFECT!

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Aug 10 2005 8:18PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
pretty much

Republican and proud of it.
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i want to ride in a kangaroos pouch -i_am_a_skier

Aug 10 2005 8:46PM
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lineskier129
Posts: 318 - Karma: 10
just go to 89.com n on the left side there is pictures n movies of porn stars n there is quick clips that site is on of the best

Aug 10 2005 9:55PM
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Aseets
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 17
thats a good comeback, it made me laugh

Let us have a revolution
Aug 10 2005 10:06PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Oh. My. God. I laughed for like 5 minutes straight. Remember this, Pete?

Subject: jd, ure a god.
petek*
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Crazy Fool
Oct 30 2004
11:16:43
after reading that list, i found out that love can still exist between 2 people on a strictly platonic level.

I am now officially declaring that I completely return the sentiment. You are now my hero. Hahahahahha... Oh God. That was legendary.

Aug 10 2005 10:27PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
werd

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Aug 10 2005 10:55PM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
i think your a dumbass for denying that you watch porn, everyone does every once in awhile. and im sure you never even gotten laid anyways so you probably do sit at home and wack off to porn everyday.



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"Good. Your chances of walking in on your girlfriend "experimenting" just drastically increased. Tag it and bag it. " - Brent from tchardcore

"x the fuck up" - too pure to die

"your mom is for people who cant get laid"- petek
Aug 11 2005 2:03AM
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lamp
Posts: 3486 - Karma: 44
nice. lol

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i'm with stupid^


"im tellin' ya man, it's the best thing since backstreet boys"-twix_182
Aug 11 2005 6:54AM
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RedbAss
Posts: 352 - Karma: 10
Sorry Dude dont know of good porn stars. But just surf by the big blue lables and then you can find of names of new ones, and then download em somewhere.

Aug 11 2005 7:10AM
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daniel_insam
Posts: 1494 - Karma: 33
www.thehun.net

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Italy 4 ever
Aug 11 2005 7:14AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
download some teeny bopper club videos



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Aug 11 2005 7:21AM
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_2206_
Posts: 65 - Karma: 10
Simonfiller- "people die from all sorts of addictions, but i'm pretty sure nobody has ever died from a porn addiction."

Ted Bundy died from it.

Aug 11 2005 7:53AM
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_2206_
Posts: 65 - Karma: 10
A bunch more, too.

http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/predators/index.html

Aug 11 2005 8:12AM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
you guys are dumb, sublimedirectory.com blows 89 out of the water. i like pr0n

Aug 11 2005 8:17AM
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Markman
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 47
Whats happening, I thought I'd see a bunch of porn stars in here. Fuck, back on the topic of this list:

- Teagen - Super hot and young
- Sunny Lane - Brand new and innocent
- Taylor Rain - Been around the block but still my favorite
- Lilly and or Lucy Thai - Hot asian chicks
- Nautica Thorn - Dumb as rocks but hot as fuck


Thats all I got for now. If I think of anymore I'll get back to you

Aug 11 2005 8:21AM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
nice dude

by the way...how were you "away" from porn for a year?

Aug 11 2005 8:28AM
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_2206_
Posts: 65 - Karma: 10
^He was probably trying to be free from the bondage of porn. Not easy to do... I can point you in the right direction. Msg NS.

Aug 11 2005 9:02AM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
look up the top torrents









Don't Blame me, I didn't vote for Bush.
Aug 11 2005 9:06AM
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_2206_
Posts: 65 - Karma: 10
FREEDOM, msg me.

Aug 11 2005 11:32AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
www.askjolene.com

Aug 11 2005 11:52AM
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_2206_
Posts: 65 - Karma: 10
Finding freedom from porn,

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0736902414/002-8857668-2764821?v=glance

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1578563682/qid=1123793415/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/002-8857668-2764821

It's an addiction, it can be overcome.

Aug 11 2005 3:27PM
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skia4life89
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 172
lets see some pics

Skiing in NC aint so bad

I hate it when snowboarders think they are so cool because they can 50 50 a rail
Aug 13 2005 7:20PM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
i like how people say i dont need porn, i got a girlfriend. i've got a girlfriend and we have sex about 3 times a week and i still watch my fair share of porn.

Aug 13 2005 7:36PM
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-AR_Seven-
Posts: 553 - Karma: 10
Uh... thanks for the update on your personal life?

I'm not really into looking for one star and just downloading everything related to them... it's a bit boring-er. I mean most of us are already with one girl all the time, why should our porn be so consistent? There's plenty of series out there to find.

It had to be said.
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"The golden girls are more progressive than MSP, and they have ethics."
-Hans_Aschim
"Watching Global Storming for me now is like watching an old michael jackson video.. it was great then, but after learning about all the kiddie-touching, I'll never look at it the same again."
-Badfish2
Aug 13 2005 8:35PM
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rockersteez
Posts: 593 - Karma: 1,199
I CHOOSE TED KELLY!

Aug 13 2005 8:46PM
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MESKI
Posts: 942 - Karma: 220
tiffany teen and kates playground are good

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I Like to Ski
Aug 13 2005 9:20PM
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canadianskier
Posts: 601 - Karma: 184
just go to like Horny Duck, they have everything, but they have a bunch of wierd shit too so be careful what you click

Aug 13 2005 9:53PM
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