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j.bird
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So I'm 18, and about to be a senior in High school, and i live in this small neighborhood with a little country club, and a 9 hole golf course. Anyway, one of the mothers of a girl who is a year younger than me and my buddy, is extremley good looking, and we always make jokes about getting with her, because when she drinks, she often gets very flirty and comments on how hot we are and the such. mostly my buddy, because he works at the club as a lifeguard at the kiddie sized swimming pool.

So me and my buddy come home tonight at about 11, and He is staying with me because his rents are out of town, so he is sleeping on the couch. Well when we get home, this MILF, Janice we will call her, is sitting on my couch talking to my mom, who had obviously befriended her. So now at about 1:24, she is pretty drunk, sitting under a blanket with my buddy, upstairs, alone. My parents went to sleep, and after talking with us for a while, she announced that she was tood runk to drive, and decided to sleep here.

I bet him 50 bucks he couldn't even kiss her, but he thinks he can get MUCH more. this can make a friend proud hahahahaha

I will update you

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 4 2005 2:59AM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
tell him to paint his face camo and put some binoculars around his neck

Aug 4 2005 3:04AM
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VKarma185
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haha keep us posted dogger

Aug 4 2005 3:21AM
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j.bird
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So i am SERIOUSLY considering throwing my video camera up somewhere so i can watch later, but i just saw, and they are like laying/sitting down, and she is leaning on him like looking straigh into his face, and they just keep talking. i can imagine it will get better SOON ahhah. camera, yes or no?

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 4 2005 3:23AM
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Parkboy
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fuck yes. and post it let's see this milf

Aug 4 2005 3:25AM
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j.bird
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camera is out, i cna't sneak back up, they are already on the floor. they are now kissing, and i sat and watched for about 15 min, and she is moanin like i have never heard. he unzipped his pants, and she resisted at first, but i have no idea what is going on now. hhahahahahha, man i wish i had anotehr buddy here to see this. this is flat out the most unreal thing i have ever seen.

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 4 2005 3:45AM
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VKarma185
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haha your friend is a pimp. that's probably the coolest thing ever

Aug 4 2005 4:09AM
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j.bird
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OK so my step brother came home(we been best friends since like 8thg rade, then our parents met at a baseball game 3 years ago, now we all live together, so he's 17), and we began filming. She was reluctant at first, but he worked her over, and she did some PRETTY GOOD shit. hhhahahaa I will edit all the shit out, and try to give some proof, depending on how good the tape is. this is by far the most unreal thing i have ever seen

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 4 2005 4:20AM
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therealjerk
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hooking up with moms is a sweet thing, especially if you're still in high school. I'm not sure if it's the most unreal thing youve ever seen (perhaps, if you lead a slo life) unless this mom is like Eva Longoria Desparate Houswives hot



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Aug 4 2005 4:36AM
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j.bird
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no man, she aint that hot, but it was pretty fucking crazy. None of us are virgins, but this shit is nuts ahhhaaha

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 4 2005 4:43AM
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-linechick-
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haha wheres the video

Aug 4 2005 6:15AM
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assassin167
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ya i wanna see this shit lol

Aug 4 2005 6:45AM
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Luc.
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hahaha this shit is hilarious...american pie comes to mind

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Aug 4 2005 7:27AM
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skitolive123456789
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did he score with both the girls..? that would be sweet

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Aug 4 2005 7:59AM
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NickMartini
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ahhaha that is awsome

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Aug 4 2005 8:03AM
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Badfish2
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..scene right out of "Desperate Housewives"

Aug 4 2005 8:04AM
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*Fujative*
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^ haha thats what i was thinking of


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Aug 4 2005 8:10AM
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Badfish2
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you said in the first post that 'Janice' is extremely good looking, then you said that she isn't that hot... I guess we'll see then

Aug 4 2005 8:14AM
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skitolive123456789
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^ he was saying she wasnt as hot as that one chick that guy mentioned

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Aug 4 2005 8:20AM
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Lanemeyers
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I have a little tiny boner from reading that.

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Aug 4 2005 8:21AM
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~Joe~
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haha ^^^ me too

Aug 4 2005 8:24AM
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BMit
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does anyone else find it weird how 1) this guy was peeping on his friend getting it on for 15 minutes, and 2) filmed it!? does your friend know you were gonna film it? or did you just go for it without him knowing? in my opinion, thats pretty damn fucked up. if one of my friends filmed me doing it i'd be a little creeped out.






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Aug 4 2005 8:37AM
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Badfish2
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^^ this is an exceptional situation though. I, for one, wouldn't mind my friend taping me playing around with a milf... i would show it at parties too.

Aug 4 2005 8:51AM
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Lanemeyers
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Absolutley allowed!

I guarantee high fives were exchanged after he found out his buddy filmed it.

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Aug 4 2005 9:08AM
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ECfreeski3
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haha definitely

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Aug 4 2005 10:14AM
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$westside$
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this remindes me of the thing in the news of the teacher who fucked 2 of her 16 and 17 year old students

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Aug 4 2005 10:30AM
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jib-unit00
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this is the best story on NS in a while.


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Aug 4 2005 10:38AM
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Apple
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wait... let me get this straight... your happy you lost FIFTY dollars in a bet?

Like a virgin on promnight!

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CCR.. PPP..

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Aug 4 2005 10:45AM
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supervore
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alright, enough small talk... now lets see some evidence!

Aug 4 2005 10:48AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahaha apple has a good point


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Aug 4 2005 10:49AM
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supervore
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its a good 50 dollar bet though...sounds like he got a video worth more than 50 bucks

Aug 4 2005 10:49AM
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Jackpot
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^ Because we all like watching our friends...?



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Aug 4 2005 10:54AM
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Melvs
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this is awesome... we need some updates ASAP... vids/screencaps are a MUST!

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Aug 4 2005 10:54AM
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Lanemeyers
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I'll paypal you a $1 towards that $50 if the video is of decent quality. Hopefully the lighting is half decent, maybe a bit of soft focus and if you could add a bit of Curtis Mayfield lightly in the background pretty please.

Commander of the Silent Army Viva La Resistance!
Aug 4 2005 10:55AM
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supervore
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^ haha bad idea to start selling this video....although you could probably scrap a little more than 50 for it on newschoolers at a buck per dl

Aug 4 2005 10:58AM
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bermbuster49
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wow thats a good story, alright you have to post the vid, and the other thing i was wondering, where was the milf's daughter? if the daughter was at home and the mom wasnt going home i would have hopped in my car drove over and been like "yo...uh your mom isnt coming home right now shes having to much fun talking to my mom..." and then just bang her.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 4 2005 10:59AM
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Apple
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Or if he was realyl smart, he would give a small smaple, then say you dont get to see any more untill he gets $50, and then for ever $10 after that he will release another minute or two of fotage.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-ThomSavery
please pardon the cacography.
.CCR-PPP-DL.

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
Aug 4 2005 11:00AM
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Lanemeyers
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Yeah, she'd probably be totally chill about her mom getting cracked by a 17 year old dude (or whatever) and be willing to drop panties for him.

Commander of the Silent Army Viva La Resistance!
Aug 4 2005 11:01AM
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supervore
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i like the way you think, apple. you sound go into marketing

Aug 4 2005 11:03AM
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Badfish2
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you need to work on the mother/daughter 3some..

Aug 4 2005 11:03AM
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supervore
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hey shadow7, dont think of it as a ripoff, think of it as our way of helping a skiing buddy thats out 50 bucks

Aug 4 2005 11:04AM
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hucker22
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im callin bullshit on this until i see a vid

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Aug 4 2005 11:07AM
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skoganskier101
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haha thats hillarious.post the vid

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Aug 4 2005 11:08AM
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bermbuster49
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yeah i know she wouldnt, thats why i said to say "yo...uh your mom isnt coming home right now shes having to much fun talking to my mom..." you dont say that your friend is screwing your mom in there.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 4 2005 11:08AM
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supervore
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well i agree to disagree...porn usually is acted and this is some real life shit, so it can be hotter

Aug 4 2005 11:31AM
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supervore
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yeah im not going to pay to see it either

Aug 4 2005 11:32AM
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kyle_w
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if you dot post this, im not going to be a very proud guy. i dont care how shitty the quality is, post it






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Aug 4 2005 11:58AM
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skitolive123456789
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any updates???

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Aug 4 2005 12:02PM
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Lanemeyers
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I just re-read the thread and now I've got another tiniest little boner.

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Aug 4 2005 12:26PM
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bucknasty
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haha i think that this is one big joke, good story to get us excited.... he hasnt posted in a while so i dont think that he will again, or he might have been banned idk

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Aug 4 2005 12:52PM
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