Dude, fuck that shit, you just end up gettin all excited ready to blow, and then bam, that fat farmer in the corner wants a lap dance, and she ditches your ass like no ones buisness. All that you get out of it is a bad case of blue balls. Just get some pussy the good ole fashioned way.
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When your high, you can do everything you can normaly, just as well. You just realize its not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.-Bill Hicks
And on the 7th day, God stepped back and said "There is my creation, perfect in every way....Oh dammit I left weed all over the place, now they will think I want them to smoke it. Now I'll have to create republicans.-Bill Hicks