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Inspired by a Spaghetti Incident

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Badfish2
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1475023.html?menu=

Yoga teacher's fishy record bid

An Indian yoga teacher is hoping to get in the record books by swallowing fish and blowing them out of his nose.

G P Vijaya Kumar swallowed 509 small fish through his mouth and blew them out of his nose within one hour, reports The Asian Age.

He was inspired by American Kevin Cole who holds the record for the longest spaghetti strand blown out of a nostril in a single blow.

Mr Kumar, of Gunduppalavadi in Tamil Nadu, started experimenting with live fish after successfully ejecting peas and corn through his nose.

He said: "This is a kriya (method) in yoga where the nostrils are purified by swallowing fishes and bringing them out of the nose.

"I swallow the fish and take deep breaths to guide it through my nose. There are times the fish might glide back to the mouth, but by inhaling hard it can be brought up quickly."

Jul 25 2005 8:29AM
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twix_182
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imagine being the fish

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Jul 25 2005 8:31AM
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hucker22
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grody to the max

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Jul 25 2005 8:31AM
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t-man152
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at least its a real record and its actually the guy doing something special.

most records lately have been like the guiness world records presents the boy born with an IQ of 10 or this kid was born with his twin inside of him hurray for him.


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Jul 25 2005 8:32AM
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twix_182
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^oh god the poor twin, how did that work out?

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Jul 25 2005 8:35AM
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Badfish2
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I wonder if it was timed...

Jul 25 2005 8:38AM
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t-man152
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well around 2000 or so a 14 or so year old boy took an X-ray because he had trouble breathing and they found out that his twin brother was loged between his stomach, lungs, and spine. the baby had 11 or so teeth a full set of hair and had survived for at least 4 days after the 14 year old was born. they removed the deforemd baby in a televised (Guiness World Record) surgical operation and they showed the baby it was one of the grosest things ever.

I remember that because after seing it i had trouble breathing and I thought I might have the same thing.
that shit almost made me throw up.

ohh and of course the most amazing record yet. The baby born with a tummor bigger than his head. I dont know what happened to him though

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

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Jul 25 2005 8:51AM
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