Scoop on poop...educate yourself

haha, holy shit, and pardon the pun





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ohm my god i am never itching my butt again! pinworms! holy shit. and i thought my mom was joking when she said wash your hands all the time.

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"In Southeast Asia, you don't sit on the toilet at all. The toilet is a low, porcelain-lined trench, and the user squats over it. Next to the toilet is a bin of water. You scoop water out of the bin with your left hand and use that to cleanse yourself. You aren't supposed to use your left hand for any other purpose. "

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"If you can remain sufficiently relaxed, you can produce an awesomely long poop that will coil up inside the toilet."

im learning so much tonight

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AHAHAHAHA it's the poop FAQ. I especially like the color section. but this is just freaky:

"Why does poop sometimes fizzle like Alka Seltzer when it hits the water?"

haha i laughed when i saw that one. i can't say i've ever had fizzy poop

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fuck, now im scared of pinworms

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POOP FAQ:
http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

yea gotta at least use the title of the web page its god damn catchy. "The scoop on poop" it reminds me of an ice cream shop

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k hows this


The Scoop on Poop:
http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

my god thats amazing.

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http://www.smellypoop.com/poop.html

holy grail of shit



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"are there people who eat poop on purpose? Again, the answer is yes. Some autistic children practice coprophagy, the ingestion of feces. Coprophagy is also listed as an unusual sexual practice in the encyclopedia of that name.
I have known only one person who ate poop on purpose, and she only did it once, when she was about four years old. She says she was curious about what it tasted like. When asked what poop does taste like, she replies, "About like you'd expect." "

haha. i gues it would taste like shit, eh


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haha i saw this before, i liked this one tho

How does poop stay together, like in links?
(Question submitted by Blink182 Girl)
In humans, soft poop is really one long, mostly continuous sausage before it comes out. It gets its "link" look because we tend to pinch off lengths of it with the anal sphincter as the poop emerges. If a person pinches hard enough, the poop separates into several turd units. If the person doesn't pinch that hard, the turds may stay connected.
If you can remain sufficiently relaxed, you can produce an awesomely long poop that will coil up inside the toilet.

and a girl asked the question

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Is it possible for a man to have poop come out of his penis, or for a woman to poop out of her vaginal opening?
(Question submitted by Booby Poop, Jr. and LaysTatoChips222)
Not normally; fortunately the plumbing of the genitalia is entirely separate from the plumbing of the digestive system! However, there are certain pathological situations that can cause the pipes to get connected together wrong. Cancer can do it, as can surgical diversions of the human tubing. Such fistulas, as they are called, can cause feces to come out of the urinary system, or urine to come out of the anus.







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haha that shit is great

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DEFENTIONS OF Poop

GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.


CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.

WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.

SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.


POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.


LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.


GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.


DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.


CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)


GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.


SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.


WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.


LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.


MEXICAN Poop:It smells so badly that your nose burns.


UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.


THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a


Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.



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WONDERFUL!

that was interesting.

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.

I dont know why I read the whole thing?

"Poop can also be stained red if you eat beets, according to Ellen"

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