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Guess what i found on my counter...

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SteveStepp
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a "Home Drug Test Kit"





Yea. I said it.
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"Hey. You hear what I called him? He can't do JACK about it." - Master Shake
Jul 19 2005 9:02PM
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frp1080
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that's not good

if you see the most gangsterest skier you have ever seen wearing the mostest gangster stuff, you know Bon Bons is in your presence-bonnie(newskool450)


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Jul 19 2005 9:02PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
quick, get some urine from one of ur friends...that doesnt do drugs


'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
Jul 19 2005 9:03PM
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E-ZRider
Posts: 1791 - Karma: 13
haha that sux

I Love Head

Jul 19 2005 9:06PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
fuck, is that for you steve?






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Jul 19 2005 9:06PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
how long since youve done anythin?

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
Jul 19 2005 9:07PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
last night




Yea. I said it.
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"Hey. You hear what I called him? He can't do JACK about it." - Master Shake
Jul 19 2005 9:12PM
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00000000
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im telling u man, get a friend, brother or sister to pee in a lil jar or cup, always keep it in ur pocket. My friends rents pulled the same shit on him, he got away tho cuz he has his sistas peepee


'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
Jul 19 2005 9:13PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
yeah thats really not good, stay away from ur parents as much as possible and yeah get some1 elses pee

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
Jul 19 2005 9:20PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
yup, definately time to go get some yellow food coloring.

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Jul 19 2005 9:22PM
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rippinbumpskier
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if those come with thermometers and i dont think they do u need to make sure its warmer than 90 degrees

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

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Jul 19 2005 9:22PM
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edmonton_skier
Posts: 3210 - Karma: 110
throw it out

Y-vez
Jul 19 2005 9:31PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
^haha best idea yet

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
Jul 19 2005 9:32PM
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jibster270
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 13
Oh shit, that fucking sucks. I say you hide it an deny you've ever seen it. Denial works for everything.

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Jul 19 2005 9:41PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
ya man im for the throwing it out idea...

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Jul 19 2005 9:42PM
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jibster270
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My name is Ryan too. How awesome.

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Jul 19 2005 9:44PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
put something in the oven and say you forgot about it, then say you moved the drug test kit near the stove cas you were looking at it and wondering about it, and then just burn it and say it caught on fire.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Jul 19 2005 10:04PM
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kyle_w
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steve, take it outside your house, walk down the hill and throw it in the river.






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Jul 19 2005 10:07PM
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hucker22
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throw that shit out, well test yourself first to see, then toss it

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Jul 19 2005 10:08PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
or he could burn it the river also works

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
Jul 19 2005 10:08PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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well hey, look on the brightside... at least it's a home test... not a lab test... with legal matters involved... right?




-Lauren

THE LAB.
Jul 19 2005 10:09PM
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Jenna1106
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hide it

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high north session 3!!
Jul 19 2005 10:18PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
might just be out to scare you, probably a "warning" if its just sitting out. never know. maybe your parents are cool.

Jul 19 2005 10:19PM
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jambone
Posts: 934 - Karma: 11
Just look on the box and see if there is a thermometer.

Girls are evil:
Girls= $ times time
Time= $
Girls= $ squared
Money is the root of evil
Therefore girls are evil.
Jul 19 2005 10:34PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
tell you're parents you don't feel comfortable living with 2 drug addicts and ask them if they purchased it to find out if they would pass thier job interview.

then kick them out of the house.



Jul 19 2005 10:54PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
^hhahahahahhaha

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
Jul 19 2005 11:00PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
throw it in the river, then burn the river down



down a season...
Jul 19 2005 11:19PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
hahahahahahaha

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SteezePatrol on a fellow NS Member's problem with his date not wanting spaghetti for dinner: "fuck that shit, if she wants to eat, she's getting spaghetti"

Jul 19 2005 11:22PM
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SteezePatrol
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piss all over it on the counter...so they get the idea that your not too happy with them

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Jul 20 2005 12:08AM
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bermbuster49
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ahahah thats great

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Jul 20 2005 12:09AM
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USA
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yeah toss that shit, or get someone elses piss

no me gusta acls


also known as pussyfooter
Jul 20 2005 12:10AM
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CTripper
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yeah fuck that, quit wasting your time typing about it on this site and put it down the sewer drain

-chris
Jul 20 2005 12:12AM
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Localboyz
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Shit i'll take it for you... im as clean as can be

Jul 20 2005 12:36AM
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IHOP
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My friend recently bought this urine holder for drug tests, how it works is you get someone elses urine and put it into the cup and then there is some mechanisim in the handle that heats the urine to your body temp. But yeah, you'd better go get some clean urine.

Jul 20 2005 2:15AM
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RedbAss
Posts: 352 - Karma: 10
Get your DOG to pee on it! And hope he didnt eat your scooby snacks before

Jul 20 2005 5:44AM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
Mabye its not for you. if you have any brothers or sisters it might be for them

Jul 20 2005 7:15AM
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cjgncjgn
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hahaha

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Jul 20 2005 8:17AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
hahahahahahahahaha

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if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
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Jul 20 2005 8:25AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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take a poop in a cup...thatll show your dissapointed in them that its come to them buying a drug tester


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Jul 20 2005 8:30AM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
like some1 else said it may not be for u and there are ways of gettin around it so i wouldnt be really freaked out, and yeah its not a lab test just a home one so also not as bad for that reason

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-Ryan


breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
Jul 20 2005 8:49AM
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papasteeze
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no wonder your rents aren't letting you come to the beach this weekend......

Sign in @ www.paskiandride.com for info on PA Skiing.
Jul 20 2005 9:00AM
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Badfish2
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video tape them in their bedroom, and play it when guests come over with a message to the tune of "what's the matter? want your privacy?"

Jul 20 2005 9:03AM
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hippie_cat
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personally i think that wins for best reply

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Jul 20 2005 10:05AM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
yea true.....and papasteeze u no him??

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
Jul 20 2005 10:26AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
HAHAHAHA...THATS AWESOME

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Jul 20 2005 10:44AM
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Jaskittin
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Dude, I am in kind of the same situation right now, and you def do not need to resort to getting someone elses piss. You should probably tell us what drugs you are being tested for, because that makes a difference on how long it will stay in your system. I'll just assume its for weed. THC stays in your piss for about 2 weeks. You can shorten this time way down by taking niacin and drinking a shitload of water. Before you take the test, you should take about 12 niacin, not in one sitting, but over a couple days. My rule of thumb is for each niacin pill you take, drink 2 litres of water. Just a warning, it burns like a bitch. Also, you can buy like a 30 dollar detox drink at GNC or Vitamin World or something, and drink that a half hour before the test. Also, I have heard that putting a little water in the cup with the piss will help you pass. Remember, if all of the above fails, its really not that huge, your parents will ground you and be dissapointed, but in a couple years, you will leave the house and none of it will matter anymore.




I hate it because it looks like it should be called the Prison Shower.
-jibbajabba2

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

Jul 20 2005 10:53AM
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rippinbumpskier
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one time in late may i smoked on a friday and monday i got a drug test...when ever i smoke i drink a shitload of water but i had to do alot of work so i drank about 8 gallons of water over those 2 days and i passed

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
Jul 20 2005 11:06AM
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SteveStepp
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i just found out its for my twin bro, cuz hes a major weed head





Yea. I said it.
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-STEVE STEPP

"Hey. You hear what I called him? He can't do JACK about it." - Master Shake
Jul 20 2005 2:26PM
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Badfish2
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Well you should give him all of this valuable advice..

Jul 20 2005 2:34PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
yeah

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jul 20 2005 3:22PM
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n.i.c.k.
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the definition of a cool parent does not include "allow child to get high"

Now please excuse me, i gotsta get my tree fed.
Jul 20 2005 5:54PM
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