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Bitch ass lil bro

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MaxPowers
Posts: 79 - Karma: 10
how many of u have one.... lets hear stories

Jul 18 2005 8:05PM
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Jenna1106
Posts: 3012 - Karma: 10
i have a little sister...but shes cool.

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Jul 18 2005 8:06PM
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MaxPowers
Posts: 79 - Karma: 10
mines prob that he has styrofoam sailboat that he made in like an hour and then i broke the shitty ass sail which was a straw and aluminum foil and he flipped shit and threw a thing of 50 CD's at me.... and this was just this morning

Jul 18 2005 8:07PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9221 - Karma: 9,939
i have a 14 year old brother so about a year ago, i kick the living shit out of him, he runs away tells my mom, my mom tells me to go apologize, of course i'm already rip shit, so i go into his room about to say im sorry, he pops out from behind the door and pops me in the face, of course i fucked him up afterwards but still, that little shit.....

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Jul 18 2005 8:07PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
haha

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Jul 18 2005 8:08PM
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Jenna1106
Posts: 3012 - Karma: 10
that sucks...i use to fight with my sister when we were younger but we're older now and only two years apart so we dont fight like that anymore. our fighting consists of an exchange of words and thats it. but if i had to i could definaly kick her ass.

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Jul 18 2005 8:08PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9221 - Karma: 9,939
^haha, sure you could.......

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Jul 18 2005 8:09PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
mines off and on one minute he can be cool another i want to beat his head in

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

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Jul 18 2005 8:09PM
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MaxPowers
Posts: 79 - Karma: 10
i did that once and the little fucker went and tried to shoot me witha bb gun out the window and hit my friends in the foot

Jul 18 2005 8:09PM
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iggyskier
Posts: 10434 - Karma: 9,748
when I was in 6th grade my brother, who was in 4th grade, hit me in the face with a pillow that he had put a pool ball in. My eye was swollen shut for about a week and a half.

I thought I had gone blind when it happen. Really scary. He laughed...then realized it really hurt.

Jul 18 2005 8:11PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9221 - Karma: 9,939
i have another one, but it's not about me, it's about my bro and my dad, my brother gets a paintball gun, and my dads crazy so he's like alright i'm gonna go run and try and shoot me. my brother goes to me i'm gonna hit him in the nuts, before you know it my dad is on the ground close to crying. little bastard.....

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Jul 18 2005 8:13PM
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newschooler7
Posts: 2253 - Karma: 21
my friend beat his little bro in madden and no joke his brother takes a pair of sissors and stabs his leg, no permanite damage

then no more then a month ago we were home and hanging with his family so me him and his bro go downstairs and play sorry, we cheated all game them he finally caught us and as a 7 year old, screamed at the top of his lungs I GOT A MOTHERFUCKING FOUR,
because we only moved him 3
then he puts his older bro in a choke hold, i really almost shit my pants


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Jul 18 2005 8:14PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
my little brother hit me in the head with soap in a sock after i threw his snowboard in the snow

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
Jul 18 2005 8:14PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
wait u went to bhs does ur little bro

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oh herow nick mercon so switch 9 beat switch 10 does it nick how you like sharks and ur buddy hans brick

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
Jul 18 2005 8:26PM
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ski_naked
Posts: 447 - Karma: 9
haha thats funny shit

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Jul 18 2005 8:49PM
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
i dont, its kinda boring


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Jul 18 2005 8:51PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
i got a 17 yr old bro, skate and skis with me, pump each other up, we have our problems but thats normal.

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Jul 18 2005 8:53PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
my brother is a fat whiny sweaty bispecticled pokemon loving high-pitched voiced little shit.......im not even gonna start with the stories

Jul 18 2005 8:58PM
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iggyskier
Posts: 10434 - Karma: 9,748
levi - yeah. he is going to be a senior this year. He's on the football team. Jeff Andrus...if your an underclassman I'm sure he's found someway to be an asshole to you....

Jul 18 2005 9:13PM
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Coalescent
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i have a dog...

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Jul 18 2005 9:16PM
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skier_jules
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
yeah i have a little sister...

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Jul 18 2005 9:19PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
i have 2 younger brothers, ones 2 yrs younger, and the other is 4 yr younger. The youngest one is cool cause he listens to me but the other one is rebellious. So i always get it so i start the fight but its the other 2 fighting and i make sure the youngest one doesnt lose.



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Jul 18 2005 9:20PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
yeah the football players are douches but i dont think he has been one plus ill be a junior next year

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oh herow nick mercon so switch 9 beat switch 10 does it nick how you like sharks and ur buddy hans brick

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
Jul 18 2005 9:27PM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
i have an older sister. when we were little we hated eachother but now we're really close. she goes to school in Atlanta and left me with my parents so in return she softens them up about money and clothes and stuff. it works. we even work at A&F together.
every now and then though, we fight like mother fuckers.

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Jul 18 2005 9:57PM
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december
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
i have a little brother, he's 16. we get along super well though, and he is one of my best friends. he is the coolest kid ever, i am so glad i'm not an only child. i would get so bored without my brother.





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Jul 18 2005 10:03PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
I have a 13 year old lazy ass, computer game loving, d&d fanatic, messed up, fat brother.


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Jul 18 2005 10:06PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
yeha i get that too, he always does n says crap wen ive got a girlfriend but hes at the age where they come n go all the time n as soon as he gets one hel stop

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Jul 18 2005 10:08PM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
I have a 10 year old brother, and today during a car ride, he didnt say anything for about half an hour. This is worth mentioning only because he doesnt take his ADHD pills over the summer, so at any given time he is usually both bantering incoherently about whatever's on his mind, and fidgeting/breaking something. After his half hour of obvious contemplation, he turned to us all, and in a genuinely concerned voice said "it's really sad how many people are starting to smoke crack these days".

Jul 18 2005 11:29PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
lol, thats so weird, i'd laugh so hard if my brother just did that



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Jul 19 2005 12:19AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
I am the little bitch ass bro...except probably more mature

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Jul 19 2005 12:25AM
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E-ZRider
Posts: 1791 - Karma: 13
I have a twin bro who is one minute older but he might as well be a bitch ass lil bro whenever he is mad at me he fucking tells my parents about like me getting drunk or something and i get in trouble

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Jul 19 2005 1:41AM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,510
one time i was driving with my little brother and we got into an argument about something stupid and he started being a wicked bitch and i said i was going to throw him out of the car if he didnt stop and he fucking grabbed my bowl out of the glovebox and threw it out the window...we were about 11-12 miles away from home and i slammed on the brakes and made him walk it took him about 4 hours or something like that and he told my mom and she was not happy...but he deserved it

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Jul 19 2005 2:20AM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
hahaa im glad im an only child, i would def. have killed someone if they hit me in the face with a pool ball.... that really sucks

Jul 19 2005 8:06AM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
I have 1 bro and two sisters. and they piss me off so much. they learned that they can get anything they want by crying. so im sitting in the living room watching TV and my little 4 year old sister comes in with a smile on her face then notices that im there. so she turns around goes to her mom (my bitchy step-mom) and starts crying saying im bothering her.
(now I didnt move from the couch or say a word to her, or even look at her for more than 3 seconds) so my step mom comes in and shes like your sister needs to watch her movie (Barbie Princess or some shit like that) I say ok pretending like I didnt understand that she wanted me to get the fuck out of the living room. eventually I go and do something on the computer in my room, and my little sister comes up to my room and trying to be as cute as she can she says "Timmy can you please fix the TV I cant watch my movie anymore" to which I told her too bad and I asked her to close the door on the way out.

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Jul 19 2005 8:18AM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
I have a bitchy little brother, and I'm not even going to try and list all the stories. The best one is though, when I was getting ready for my 8th grade grad he slammed a door on my hand and the tip of my middle finger came off and my finger broke.

I spent graduation in the ER. He's a fuckin bastard.

Jul 19 2005 9:03AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
misty7 has the worst...hes sooo doofy


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Jul 19 2005 9:07AM
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mr_dude
Posts: 336 - Karma: 11
am the lil bro in my family i have a sis older then me i don`t know if i am bitchy???

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Jul 19 2005 9:37AM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
i'm an only child, it's kinda boring but w/e

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Jul 19 2005 10:38AM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
I am the little brother but I'm not an annoying fuck to my sister haha.

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Jul 19 2005 12:46PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
yeah I thought that also.

a smaller sibling is like a cute puppy: you always want one and then its cool when its tiny but then it gets anoying as hell

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I intend to live forever, so far so good

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Jul 19 2005 1:02PM
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skisquaw@420
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 13
i have one, my lil bro didnt close my dry suit all the way when i was at the water ramps in late augest last year

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Jul 19 2005 1:06PM
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JAYTRON
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 16
thats how my family is but im the middle one... pretty soon hes going to get fat and take u

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Jul 19 2005 1:10PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
i have a shithead little bro that plays scrabble al lday

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Jul 19 2005 1:43PM
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skierman_number1
Posts: 627 - Karma: 10
When I was sharing the room with my brother, we had bunk beds, he got really sick one night and threw up all over the place. I had the bottom bunk.

Jul 19 2005 1:44PM
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skitolive123456789
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 10
sounds like me kinda, but i stoped taking meds for good.... i hated them.

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Jul 19 2005 1:49PM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
i have a little brother, and i didn't live at home for two years. thought he could be mister tough guy. he knows not to backtalk or talk shit to me.



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Jul 19 2005 1:55PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
i am the little brother... i get along with my brothers fine but sometimes my 18 year old brother is a slob and it pisses me off so i often feel like beating the crap out of him... but my 20 year old bro doesnt bug me at all... ps im alot bigger than my brothers

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Jul 19 2005 7:27PM
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MARIAH
Posts: 708 - Karma: 10
i have the coolest little brother ever. he's the shit

Back in the days i use to like bitches
But i tell you now days bitches aint shit
And if you wonder why i say this
I've had a lot of women and bitches think they slick
Sneakin' around fuckin' around whenever we're not around
Actin' all sophisticated spending money that she didnt make
I get so mad that i could slap her actin like she cleopatra
Aint no need to ask shes a slave to tha money and im the master
-nate dogg

Jul 19 2005 7:41PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
i am the youngest but im alright...my brothers awesome..WATCH OUT FOR CRAZY CARL!!!!!!!!!!

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Jul 19 2005 9:53PM
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skierdudeguy
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh my good god, that is that single funniest fucking thing i have ever read! hahahahaa



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Jul 20 2005 1:25AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
by the way, im the younger brother. me and my sister are tight though. shes taking me to a jack johnson concert with my friend soon. shes tight.



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Jul 20 2005 1:29AM
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