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So my mom found out about the lizard.

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we were in the kichten and my im behide my mom making a milk shake. my dad was talking to her. and i hold up a peice of paper that says "mom still doesnt know about the lizard haha" he smiles. then my dad said "did you check evans room to see if it was clean?" and my mom said "ya he said it was clean" then my dad smiled and i start laughing. then my mom said "EVAN IF YOU GOT A LIZARD, IM GOING TO KILL YOU" so we both start laughing. then my mom freaks out, and now she doesnt want to go in my room. LOL!


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Jul 17 2005 12:03PM
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HAHAHAHAHA. im getting a bermese python soon, the yellow ones. i cant wait to see my parents reactions

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Jul 17 2005 12:06PM
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haha that would be kick ass, how much is it? arent those expensive?


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Jul 17 2005 12:08PM
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LOL!!! OMG OMG OMG lolololololol rofl rofl lmao.

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Jul 17 2005 12:10PM
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yeah, i found one for 300$, but the guy is giving me a free cage, soo i guess thats good

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Jul 17 2005 12:16PM
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you need a big ass cage for that thing

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Jul 17 2005 12:17PM
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ya, how big is it now?


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Jul 17 2005 12:18PM
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its small, its still a baby. i dont have it yet. im still wondering where i should put it. and im getting payd soon so i should have enough to buy it

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Jul 17 2005 12:22PM
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I've had tons of animals...western toads, australian tree frogs, neuts, salamandors, chinese dragons, tarantuals, scorpions, dogs, cats, cocateels, hampsters, blue tailed skinks...the list goes on for a few more pages

I had a garden snake that I caught and it was nice and it would let me hold it and play with it without peeing on me, then he got out and our australian friend (female and hot) laughed, my mom freaked, I had to let it go.

But in my opinion snakes are depressing, they sit there and eat like once a month

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Jul 17 2005 12:22PM
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so i shouldnt get it? i also wanted to get a chameleon or some kind of reptile, but i dont know what to get

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Jul 17 2005 12:24PM
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i had 4 or 5 frogs, they all died. 2 lizzards, they also died and a king snake we got rid of 4 years ago. My mom was cool with all of it, she held the snake and even thawed out the mice for the snake.

Jul 17 2005 12:25PM
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my lizard lizard is awesome. he digs himself under all of them sand, and walks aroud under the sand, and everytime i put crickets in, he eats them right away


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Jul 17 2005 12:25PM
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well ive always wanted a snake, but if you guys say its not that great, i probly shouldnt waste 300$

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Jul 17 2005 12:28PM
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OMG get a chameleon they kick so much ass!!


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Jul 17 2005 12:28PM
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realy? but those are just as boring, they sit in the branch and chill all day haha

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Jul 17 2005 12:29PM
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how much do they cost like 80$?

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Jul 17 2005 12:29PM
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$100, get one they changes colors


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Jul 17 2005 12:30PM
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hahah thats sorta funny

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Jul 17 2005 12:30PM
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Well if you buy them when their younger, it will be less then 100$

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Jul 17 2005 12:33PM
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o i saw one for 100 that had horns on his head, he looked so sweet, and he was about 7 inches long


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Jul 17 2005 12:33PM
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i have nothing to do today, so im just gonna clean my room and go to the pet store.

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Jul 17 2005 12:35PM
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haha yes! post a pic when you get it. how long is the snake?


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Jul 17 2005 12:37PM
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id say 2 feet. its soo badass, its white with yellow spots. but its realy realy expensive, 300$ is cheap cuz its still a baby, but they go for like 1000$ when they get big

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Jul 17 2005 12:41PM
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haha there was a full size iguana at the pet store where i bought mine, and it was 1500, and it was liek 3 feet long. i wanted him. and they had babies for 15, that were about 6 inches long.


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Jul 17 2005 12:44PM
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I have an idea. buy it now when its 300, slel it when its big for 1000.

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Jul 17 2005 12:48PM
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dont get a snake. wate of money. they dont do shit.

i had a bunch of frogs that i raised from eggs when i was younger. i guess when they just got their legs they were small enough to get thourgh the vents. there were about 40 frogs at the beginning. well, when we were putting in new carpet i found about 5 frogs dried up under the lip of the carpet. kinda funny, and gross

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Jul 17 2005 12:48PM
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i guess im getting a chameleon

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Jul 17 2005 12:54PM
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YES!!! i wanna see a pic!


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Jul 17 2005 12:56PM
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OMFG!!! i show it to my mom, and she thinks he is cute. and i can keep him!! and she laugh when she asked what his name is and i said "castro" becuase he is a cuban lizard. LOL!! this jsut made my day!


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Jul 17 2005 12:57PM
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is it hard to take care of them and clean the tanks?

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it's easy to clean gravel bottom tanks

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Jul 17 2005 12:59PM
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ya, i pick up poop with a net, and once a moth or so i will clean it


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Jul 17 2005 1:03PM
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did you get it yet?


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Jul 17 2005 2:36PM
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i want a lizard so bad that would be cool

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Jul 17 2005 2:40PM
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there are pretty cheap. for a small one is like 6, and like a small cage 10. go to a pet store and talk to someone


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Jul 17 2005 2:50PM
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im still trying to talk my mom into it, she says im too busy to take care of it. soo i dont know yet. i pushin hard to get it. ill get it soon though

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ditto

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Jul 17 2005 3:17PM
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You should've named him Batista, you fucking traitor.

Jul 17 2005 3:20PM
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wtf y?


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right on

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Jul 17 2005 5:13PM
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i still dont understanf my i should name the lizard Batista?


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Jul 17 2005 5:19PM
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haha i get it now!
http://www.historyofcuba.com/history/batista.htm


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Jul 17 2005 5:20PM
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Haha lizard are so cute



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Jul 17 2005 5:36PM
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you have too much money. and just a word of advice: if you want an animal that doesnt sit there and do nothing, dont get a python. i have one, and thats all it does. it never moves. get a corn snake or somethinig like that. we have an aztec corn snake or something like that, and its fuckin tits. the one time we tossed the mouse in, and it caught the fucker in mid air. and the other time it was on the top of the cage, and it stuck down, and pulled the mouse up. it was cool. but 300 for a snake that does absoulutely NOTHING is a waste. plus, you can get a non albino one for less than half. and oh yeah, those fuckers take some BIG shits.

oh yeah, we had a chamealon, and they are cool, but very timid. they freak out really easy. but they are sweet when you feed um. (they have those big sticky tounges.)



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Jul 17 2005 7:34PM
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arighty, im still tryin to talk my mom into letting me get one.

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id get a lizzard... but i dont have 300 bucks for it.

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so sweet that its sick,....
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hey my names evan



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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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yea every 3 or 4 weeks take the tank and soap and water clean it out nd change the dirt or watever u put in i have an iguana and we had to do that other wise mites took over its cage which eventually led to its demise

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