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murphski
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
well today is an all time low point in my baseball career. I was ejected from a game in which my team was loosing by 11. I was pitching, so i take all blame for this travesty against all sports.

I threw a curve ball high and tight on this kid, who i sware to god has not hit puberty yet. the douche leans across the plate and lets the ball hit his head! He snickers and starts walking to first.

Me: He has to fucking move!
Kid: whoa! ump he's swearing!
Me: shut the fuck up nancy

The kid stands in a shocked and/or awed state

Me: Ump fucking call that! he has to move!
Ump: i dont like your language...your outta hear!

so after that fun and enlightening experience i go home to my very happy parents!

Mom: (in tears) You are a disgrace to this family! I cannot believe you would say things like that in public!
Me: What the hell?! Who cares!?
Mom: Your disgusting!
Me: well it's probably a good thing that im going to shower!
Mom: your not going out tonight
Me: fuck that!
ENTER DAD...
well basically daddy "set" me straight. Obviously im not goin anywhere tonight. If anyone wants to talk about my baseball game or how my best friend and my gf fucked me in the ass last night (ya they did). my screen name is: Murphdogg51

peace.


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Lineskier-101: for some reason they remind me of a coffee shop, i don't know why.

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Jul 16 2005 7:55PM
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LJF
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That suck ball man. The same thing happened to my friend this year.

Jul 16 2005 7:57PM
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bermbuster49
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ahahah dude thats fucking awsome, i loved how you called the kid nancy hahahaha

-kulpy-

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Jul 16 2005 7:57PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
haha thats fucking rich dude so howd ur gf fuck u in the ass

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oh herow nick mercon so switch 9 beat switch 10 does it nick how you like sharks and ur buddy hans brick

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
Jul 16 2005 8:00PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
she had sex with his best friend

Jul 16 2005 8:01PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
thats fucked up screw her best friend her sister and her mom then screw his mom and sister

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oh herow nick mercon so switch 9 beat switch 10 does it nick how you like sharks and ur buddy hans brick

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
Jul 16 2005 8:04PM
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canadianskier
Posts: 601 - Karma: 184
Nancy, hahaha! but seriously play a real sport baseball?that's like as low as soccer.

Jul 16 2005 8:07PM
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murphski
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
nah, my gf didnt fuck my best friend but they might as well have. fuckin dirty slut. so my cock fag of a friend and i show up at this pool party. My gf and her ass bag friends show up later we just hang out woth everyone and swim and stuff like that. Me and like 2 other guys leave to get food, i come back and its pretty dark now and my best friend and my girlfriend are in the hot tub. I walk up talk a little bit then jump in the pool. I see the two of them walk off. about 30 min later i start to wonder where they are. I go out front and find them making out on the trampoline. so aside from me trying to tie her to my car and drive away, it took about 1 other person (im not strong) to keep me from flipping shit.

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Lineskier-101: for some reason they remind me of a coffee shop, i don't know why.

nickf: Why? Is it because you like your men how you like your coffee? Strong and black?
Jul 16 2005 8:12PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
well you should still do what i said

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oh herow nick mercon so switch 9 beat switch 10 does it nick how you like sharks and ur buddy hans brick

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
Jul 16 2005 8:17PM
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rippinbumpskier
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as a patched ump if it crosses in the strike zone and his hands r over the plate its a strike

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Jul 16 2005 8:20PM
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murphski
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
id be down, but id rather do something better. like get everything back to "normal" and get my friend really drunk and have him do shit with a dog or something then take pictures. and for her id bring her to a party get her drunk, and then id introduce her to her drunk brother and let them fuck. then take pictures and tell there mom so they have to get married and have retarded children.

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Lineskier-101: for some reason they remind me of a coffee shop, i don't know why.

nickf: Why? Is it because you like your men how you like your coffee? Strong and black?
Jul 16 2005 8:20PM
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KillerMonkey
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LOL, def do that and report back with details



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Jul 16 2005 8:26PM
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eastAR5
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i used to be so ill nasty at baseball, but i droppde out to skate and ski

I won my regions litle leauge world series with 13 strikeouts no hitter

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Jul 16 2005 8:30PM
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j.bird
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well i had a fucking fun day at baseball today. the story begins:

So we are playing in this tournament, in tacoma, washington. it was the second game of our double header, and i wa splaying first abse, there was a bunt, and the catcher picks it up, throws down tof irst, i scoop it up, and the kid on third breaks for home, so I turn and throw his ass out by like 30 ft.

He then proceeds to try and plow our catcher, and the catcher holds onto the ball and pops up and pushes the kid. The kid pushes back, and by this time, i know shits going down, and i am full on sprinting into home from first base. So after the kid pushes back, the catcher hits him square in the jaw with a right and they just start throwing haymakers. As soon as haymakers start flying im there, and the kid that was on deck tried to grab them and break them up so i just hit him in the side of the head like where his side burns were. He like is kind astunned and gets knocked over by another kid and i fall on him just throwing shots to the ribs.

Then it just gets gay and like 1912398745 people jump on top and make a fat ass pile and it gets all broken up. Me, our catcher, and there baserunner from third got tossed. We still lost 7-5 hahhaha but it was fun shit

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Jul 16 2005 8:30PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
haha the best part of base ball are the fights but yah dude once you get them back tell us what went down

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oh herow nick mercon so switch 9 beat switch 10 does it nick how you like sharks and ur buddy hans brick

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
Jul 16 2005 8:33PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
are u fucking retarded? dont ever say anything like that again...

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Jul 16 2005 8:54PM
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Luc.
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thats harsh yo...id just dump her ass and beat the shit out of your "friend"

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Jul 16 2005 8:56PM
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jib-unit00
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all real baseball players have those days once in a while..they suck..i had one one of those last year during an american legion game..but atleast you got props from your team

yea, it might be because he has asian in him, but tanaka is more funny than that andy faggot. i'd probably watch the chinese tanaka show.
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Jul 16 2005 8:58PM
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proZach
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my brother's hockey team was the worst in the entire world. even though he's illnasty, everyone else sucked.

during one of the games, they were losing of course, like 7-1 or osmething, and his entire team, except the goalie was in the penalty box. and his coach got ejected and never came back.

they had the most penalty minutes in this tourney, they had double the second teams.

stupid story. fuck.


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Jul 16 2005 11:20PM
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E-ZRider
Posts: 1791 - Karma: 13
fuck don't u hate it when that kinda shit happens

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Jul 16 2005 11:35PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 194
Dude, my girlfriend is a bitch too, don't worry about it. Instead of hanging with her tonight, I got to sit at home and watch a movie with my parents. Looks like we all had shitty nights. Oh yeah, to add to that, I had to work while my friends went and got drunk on the river, then I thought I was hanging with my gf so I didnt go camping with my friends, then she bails and so now Im stuck on NS on a saturday night.




I hate it because it looks like it should be called the Prison Shower.
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Jul 17 2005 12:55AM
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GrippinGs
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murph dog i feel ya, keep the love brotha.

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Jul 17 2005 1:12AM
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Deezl
Posts: 2112 - Karma: 8
When i was 14 my best friend hooked my girl up with some other dude while I was away at hockey camp.

I put him in a coma for 2 days.


I had a bit of a temper when I was younger.

Jul 17 2005 11:18AM
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404404
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i like how you called him a nancey, it was a good inslut yet classy

Jul 17 2005 11:25AM
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BlindFaith
Posts: 841 - Karma: 12
agreed, nancy is just about the best name you can use in that situation - it gets the point across and only really offends that kid - i'm pretty sure it was the constant use of fuck that pissed your mom off, not nancy.

either way, things'll get better bro.






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Jul 17 2005 11:38AM
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*Fujative*
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that sucks, sorry man


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Jul 17 2005 12:07PM
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murphski
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
"nancy" will stop any self respecting male dead in his tracks

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Lineskier-101: for some reason they remind me of a coffee shop, i don't know why.

nickf: Why? Is it because you like your men how you like your coffee? Strong and black?
Jul 17 2005 12:31PM
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EastCoastPride
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I had a similar experience in my baseball game on Wednesday... except no full-fledged fight. I was pitching, and it was a pretty close game, we were up 5-3, it's the sixth inning, and I had already hit one batter, way back in the first inning though.

6th inning, it's starting to get really hot, I'm sweating like a hippopotamus in heat, and it's getting hard to dry my fingers enough between pitches so that I can even throw the ball. Anyways, leadoff batter comes up, I throw a nasty (and I mean absolutely DIRTY) deuce that starts at this kid's left ass-cheek, and ends up over the inside corner for a called third strike... or rather, that's where it SHOULD have ended up, had the kid not panicked when the ball started heading towards his ass (and not picked up the spin on the curveball), so he crouches and ducks his head... right over the fucking strike zone.

What should have been strike three plunks him in the helmet, and he walks down to first, and I called time.

Me (trying to be respectful): Sir, that's strike three!
Kid: It hit me in the fucking head!
Ump: He was still in the batter's box... and you hit him.

I was still pissed, but I didn't feel like arguing further. So that was the end of that. I get the next two batters out, so there are two outs, and the kid who I hit is still on first. Their cleanup hitter comes up, and first pitch, BAM, I let a fastball go and it hits him square in the head. Helmet goes flying, kids start yelling, after a few seconds shit calms down, and the kid is walking to first.

Me: Hey, are you okay? (it was legitimately a bad pitch that slipped out of my sweaty fingers)
Cleanup: Oh, was that one a strike too?
Ump: Hey! He just asked you if you were okay, get to first base.

But by this point, neither of us is listening, and I walk over to the first base line, and we go face-to-face. It was at this point that I realized that he had 5 inches and 40 pounds on me. But I was even more pissed than before, so we started jawing a little bit, I told him to shut the fuck up, he tried to push me, and then my catcher and the umps broke us apart. Warnings to both teams, etc. you know the deal. And then I picked him off first and he felt like a retard. I hope.

And I led off the next inning and got plunked in the shoulder, and their pitcher got tossed... I laughed.

-teddy
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Jul 17 2005 6:16PM
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frp1080
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you should kill your gf thats what i would do

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Jul 17 2005 6:19PM
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Deezl
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^^ ECP that story was great.

Jul 17 2005 6:20PM
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D-40
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pat im going to beat his ass

Jul 18 2005 12:19AM
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skier4life159
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i got ejected from the championship game for punching a kid in the head

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Jul 18 2005 12:49AM
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estaked
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teddy your a pimp

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Jul 18 2005 1:46AM
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SteezePatrol
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I wish females went close to my ass

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Jul 18 2005 1:52AM
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jukebox_7
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yea soccers only the most played and watched sport in the world......thats pretty low eh?

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Jul 18 2005 10:02AM
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hucker22
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Mom: (in tears) You are a disgrace to this family! I cannot believe you would say things like that in public!
Me: What the hell?! Who cares!?

hahahaha

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Jul 18 2005 10:11AM
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you made me laugh out loud at work...
not so good

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Jul 18 2005 10:47AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahaha i like your plan. you should def do it. itd be the ultimate revenge


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Jul 18 2005 10:53AM
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murphski
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damn man, i probably would have gotten tossed after that first batter, i owe it to you for keepin your cool. size doesnt matter in baseball, if your a good pitcher your team is gonna back you on whatever you do. so by fucking up that kids shit your team would have been all on that.

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Lineskier-101: for some reason they remind me of a coffee shop, i don't know why.

nickf: Why? Is it because you like your men how you like your coffee? Strong and black?
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