well today is an all time low point in my baseball career. I was ejected from a game in which my team was loosing by 11. I was pitching, so i take all blame for this travesty against all sports.
I threw a curve ball high and tight on this kid, who i sware to god has not hit puberty yet. the douche leans across the plate and lets the ball hit his head! He snickers and starts walking to first.
Me: He has to fucking move!
Kid: whoa! ump he's swearing!
Me: shut the fuck up nancy
The kid stands in a shocked and/or awed state
Me: Ump fucking call that! he has to move!
Ump: i dont like your language...your outta hear!
so after that fun and enlightening experience i go home to my very happy parents!
Mom: (in tears) You are a disgrace to this family! I cannot believe you would say things like that in public!
Me: What the hell?! Who cares!?
Mom: Your disgusting!
Me: well it's probably a good thing that im going to shower!
Mom: your not going out tonight
Me: fuck that!
well basically daddy "set" me straight. Obviously im not goin anywhere tonight. If anyone wants to talk about my baseball game or how my best friend and my gf fucked me in the ass last night (ya they did). my screen name is: Murphdogg51
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