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bighit
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Have u ever picked up a 500 watt saudering iron while it was still on?.....cause i just did...hurt like a mutherfucker and now i have this huge red thing on my hand..probably turn into a blister
...please tell me all the dumb e logical not paying attention things u have done....




i like skiing






Jul 16 2005 11:29AM
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.John.
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dingus.

I work for a vet during the summer, and while I was dehorning calves, I burned a hole in my coveralls


i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182
Jul 16 2005 11:31AM
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*Fujative*
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lol your a dumbass


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
eat.breathe.sleep.ski
Jul 16 2005 11:31AM
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Leckett
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when i was young i took wire cutters to the back of my dads computer and chopped all the wires. he beat me for it

NS SKATEBOARD
Jul 16 2005 11:37AM
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bighit
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^i think i might make that my new sig...it made me laugh




i like skiing






Jul 16 2005 11:43AM
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*Fujative*
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ha lol


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Jul 16 2005 11:43AM
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bermbuster49
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hahah, um, well the most recent thing, in a grocery store, there was like this rickety ass setup of like a metal stand holding wind chimes with like a hollow plastic bear sitting on top, and well....we were throwing football hahaha, and i went for this bomb, and caught it and liike ran into the wind chimes and that plastic bear fell off and shattered....then everyone ran.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Jul 16 2005 11:56AM
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USA
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i did a dumbass thing like that in metals class, i was welding with the wire feed (for ppl who dont no it the one where the wire comes out and welds) and a piece of the wire was hangin off the edge of wat i was welding and i was like "oh thats not hot" even tho i just welded it, so with no gloves i touch it with my finger and my skin smoked, and i had a pretty good burn, but it never hurt cause i put this spray stuff on it


" she's exactly 4 years younger than me. I am waiting for her to turn 19, then it's game for me."-Melvs on Emma Watson


also known as pussyfooter
Jul 16 2005 12:35PM
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levistewart
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i do stupid stuff all the time like a week a go my budy and i wear playing wit this huge footballin a video game store and i threw it to hard so he ran back to catch it and knocked over this whole cass of video game we left then went into another store ant io put down by coke and he kicked it over on accident and it spilled all over th store

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oh herow nick mercon so switch 9 beat switch 10 does it nick how you like sharks and ur buddy hans brick

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
Jul 16 2005 12:40PM
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SteezePatrol
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mattster333 was hungry and I had asandwich so I thought I would share it with him...I crammed it into the usb port and my computer exploded

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Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

Jul 16 2005 12:46PM
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bighit
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^lol that was funny




i like skiing






Jul 16 2005 12:55PM
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E-ZRider
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good job isn't that a great feeling

I Love Head

Jul 16 2005 1:34PM
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Jaskittin
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My list could go on and on, but some of the top ones have to be breaking my brothers window out with a rock. Also, at school one day, I had this friend who had really long blond hair, and so I was walking to gym and I think that I see him walking right in front of me, except he has a different backpack, and shoes on. I chose to ignore that so I go up from behind and slam him into the wall, with pretty good force. Well, when he turned around, I found out it wasn't a he at all, but a new girl, that looked exactly the same from the back as my friend. The look that I got for that was probably the most hateful I have ever recieved. Yeah, that was pretty fucking stupid.




I hate it because it looks like it should be called the Prison Shower.
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maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

Jul 16 2005 1:39PM
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SteezePatrol
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your friend sounds pretty greasy


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Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

Jul 16 2005 1:42PM
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bermbuster49
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ahahahaha thats fucking great. yeah my brother told me a story of when him and this huge kid devlin, would pull on this red haired kids backpack loop thing really hard and the kid would always get mad, and then one day they go to school and the kid cut it off, so devlin just grabs the whole back of the backpack and slams teh kid on the ground hahah, and thats not suprising considering he tackled the dominoe's pizza guy for being late to school.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Jul 16 2005 1:43PM
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bighit
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hahahahahahahahahahahahah




i like skiing






Jul 16 2005 1:45PM
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freestyle_rich
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that guy sounds like a prick.





No Props!
Jul 16 2005 1:49PM
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sacchettiadam
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I knew my light bulb socket was on but I stuck my finger in it to see if it would electricute me.

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.
Jul 16 2005 5:47PM
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CanOpener
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hahahaha i did that same thing once. it hurt like a motherfucker.

I must find the perfect spoon.
Jul 16 2005 6:34PM
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bermbuster49
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only if you piss him off haha

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Jul 16 2005 6:39PM
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