WOW BJ tongue

part of me is grossed out the other part is like wow

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.

eeeewwwwww... ohhhhhhhhhhhh....eeeeeeewwwwwwwww... ohhhhhhhh

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-Matt

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that is fucked up

*NS SKATEBOARDERS*

its like deformed...

DFSC-Reprsent

NUFF SAID

needs a tounge ring then it would be perfect

Now please excuse me, i gotsta get my tree fed.

^ You could stick like 5 of them.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

did she cut the little thing under it like KISS did?

That is pretty disfigured.

the girl is hott

i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."

ewwe

haha...someone said ewwwww. www.

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Sheldon

If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i wouldn't want that touching my cock

I Love Head
Do you like to play baseball...PM me to join a baseball cult.
Momentum Session 4

i bet she can chow some mad box

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when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin

yuck, shes not very pretty. shes looks like a shitfaced teen trying to be slutty, yet trying to act like a slut whose not acting like a slut, but who really is.

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To day I beat my previous record for consecutive days I've been alive.

-Ryan

^ that's myspace for you.

slut


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
eat.breathe.sleep.ski

she may be a dirty slut but I guartentee that if any of you here were sitting on a couch right now and she was undoing your belt, you wouldn't say a word.

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east coast 617 617


hahahaha, fuck you bitch. your the epitamy of a fucking faggot trying to act hard when your soft like your moms cumbersome pussy. ill fuck her to the left and fuck her to the right, then write you a letter about how it was so tight, you fucking bitch faggot. - Apesteadlives

Gross! that's my mom!

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

thank you for the new addition to my sig


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Sheldon

If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

ahaha read one of her posts, that girl is fucked up

My dream Date!!!!!


So anywayz I had been chatting with this guy on Myspace for a couple months. He wasn’t so hot looking but he had the most imaginative fantasies! Most of the guys on here I are just like, "I know… you bend over and spread your butt cheeks and I will fuck you in the ass!" Wow, did you come up with that all by yourself? Anywayz, this guy suggested for a first date we go to the Château. I though he meant the Château Marmount a hipster hotel on Sunset, and I just thought that was so romantic! Was I in for a surprise! The chateau he was talking about was this Fetish hotel that rents out dungeon space! Anywayz when we got there I didn’t let on that I was in error. Besides I was always curious about this stuff. So anyways we were shown to our "room" it was kinda hot, all black and red, a huge bed with restraints all on it and a mirror over it. I was a little taken back when my "date" asked me to strip down to my undies and lie back on the bed. I did, then he came over and fastened my wrists and ankles to the straps on the bed posts. I must admit It felt kinda hot being all spread eagled on the bed. I looked down at my white bra and panties. You could see my short pubic nubs poking threw the white cotton undies, it had been 4 days since I shaved and was all spiky! Anywayz, as soon as I was all tied up he strip down to his tightie whites! Duh dun! Crime fighters! He looked awful, all heavy and pasty looking. I was expecting him to maul me, but all he did was sniff! Instead he climbed on top of me in the 69 position, but with his head by my knee’s and his ass above my torso. I thought what the fuck is this shmuck up to? He buried his face into my panties and started sniffing around like a pig! When I saw him reach back and pull his tight whites to one side. It still didn’t hit me as to what was happening. It wasn’t till I saw the lil’ turtlehead poppin’ out of his butt that I realized me dilemma! But when I did, I started screaming my head off!!!!! Which didn’t bother him at all, he just continued with his business. I continued to yell and struggle and scream as I watched the turd ooze out his shitter. For some reason my cunt was dripping wet!!!!!! Then I watched as his shinter dialated and then pinched it off, it seemed to fall through the air for minutes. Then I heard the dull thud of it as it landed on my chest. I thought I was going to orgasm! His sniffing and snorting on my clitty was driving me insane! I think he waited for me to get close, then he unleashed a flow of brown lava from his ass that was like a flash flood! No wonder he was drinking all that coffee when we met!

As the crap came pouring out of his ass and on to my shit soiled white bra I came like I have never come be for! As I cought my breath afterward I saw him standing above me with a tiny 4" dicklet peeing!!!! I tried but I couldny dodge the piss that was hitting my face in hair! When he was done he got dressed and left without a word, leaving me to be discovered a hour later by the "Maid". All I can think now is that, I miss him and love him and I hope that he knows when he reads this that I am his, he marked me with his filth and piss and I belong to him!



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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be

^ HAHAHA WTFFF???

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hahahaha, fuck you bitch. your the epitamy of a fucking faggot trying to act hard when your soft like your moms cumbersome pussy. ill fuck her to the left and fuck her to the right, then write you a letter about how it was so tight, you fucking bitch faggot. - Apesteadlives

that is some fucked up shit, literally

Republican and proud of it.
Member 6834
i want to ride in a kangaroos pouch -i_am_a_skier

She looks hot but her toung ruins it.

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Ski while you can

Also, what did you have for breakfast?

what a shitty story...hhahaha, I still laughed






i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.
~mommy

what a shitty story...hhahaha, I still laughed






i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.
~mommy

thats a wierd ass looking tongue

tru dat



go with the flow

kiss is a group, gene simons is the guy in the group with the tounge.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist

thats....kinda creepy

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adn her caption for the pic is "can i made tiny circles on your clit"...wtf




back to the original

pretty amazing.

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.

That story gave me vertigo. Seriously.


David

It seems the entire cheerleading squad is going to beat up the person who spoke ill of Gwen; they have put down their pom-poms, and they are now â??fired upâ?? to exact swift and terrible vengeance on Gwenâ??s behalf.- -AR_Six-

Montana- Snow through September!

Fuck Stereotypes.

And while you're at it, fuck concussions too.

fuckin no way man... thats nuts

ok

Ha that girl is crazy.

i thought all the guys in KISS did it, my fault

go to her photo album. then like last page. when shes in the bath sitting. last page. click it.

theres a whole nother page. and shes not wearing clothes.


hahah too bad she likes getting shit on...




back to the original

Dude... Not after that story I wouldnt...

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
CCR. PPP.

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

her tongue is kinda fucked up, but if she wanted to blow me id still let her

yah this chick is scetchy like whoah or just a slut
she has mad naked pics and she has some nasty ones in her my space shit
http://pipster.kicks-ass.net/gallery/album01
http://myspace-957.vo.llnwd.net/00151/75/92/151432957_l.jpg


what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......
GNR

AHHHH DIRTTTTT





open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that story is awsome

i can just hear some degenerate fuck yelling "THATS NOT THE SAFE WORD BITCH"

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Lord_Piot is only concerned about weather or not the us foreign policy will affect his ability to obtain weed or not... - anewmorning.

Word.

that story is obviously a joke

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Sheldon

Gross! that's my mom! - JKlops in response to a pic of a girl with a BJ tongue

If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

talk about tonsil tennis.

-hendrik
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Just ski.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PICTURE

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WIND BLOWING HARD
KOMPRESSOR GREEN CARD
OUT OF HAND AND INTO FRONT YARD
PICK UP FROM LAWN
CONCLUSION FOREGONE
KEEP WALLET IN POCKET IF WIND IS STRONG

It looks kinda gross



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GO ROSSIGNOL GO ARMADA
I'm proud to be ITALIAN

thats funny, when i saw the picture, i saw this.



Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
eat.breathe.sleep.ski

that is just WRONG

NS SKATEBOARD

^ya most def


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
eat.breathe.sleep.ski

Gene Simmons slutty daughter?

and myspaces are gay, there for people who dont have friends because they have deformities like huge tounges and the only friends they have are internet buddies

Fuck you RACOON!

"I need to get a new car...all my ashtrays are full"
-My grandpa

damn that girl would be perfect for wiping my ass after i took a huge diarrhetic shit



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it