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Would you kill baby Hitler?

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Ski-hobo
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Forget about the butterfly affect and try not to over analyze the question. But I've been thinking about the current state of terrorism, and the war on it, ect.

And yes, I'd drop a cinder block on baby Hitler.





"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."


" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
Jul 9 2005 11:25PM
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jambone
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Who wouldn't kill it

Girls are evil:
Girls= $ times time
Time= $
Girls= $ squared
Money is the root of evil
Therefore girls are evil.
Jul 9 2005 11:26PM
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
id stab a saduring iron though its face


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Jul 9 2005 11:26PM
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skier4life159
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
i would rip his toungue out through his neck and staple it 2 his chest

i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."
Jul 9 2005 11:27PM
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skogenjake
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i'd blender the nazi mutherfucka




back to the original
Jul 9 2005 11:27PM
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Forum*
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I wouldn't kill him, more like cut off his legs so he couldn't go to war, because that's what corrupted him in the first place.

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Jul 9 2005 11:28PM
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skier4life159
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true

i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."
Jul 9 2005 11:29PM
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~Cork_1080~
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id gas him, like he did to all those jew's

Jul 9 2005 11:38PM
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j.bird
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I don't think I would kill him. he was corrupted due to the situation he was living in. he was still an EXTREMLEY intelligent man, and if he used his ability to help his people AND help others, he would be probably one of the worlds most respected men. Something Like take him out of the situation he was in, move him to a different country etc

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whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Jul 9 2005 11:38PM
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t-man152
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I would nurture him care for him make him into an upstanding citizen who fights for minorities rights and resolves problems such as World hunger, and the perfect political system.

then in 1946 (a year before all the mentioned above are completed by the brilliant Hitler of this alternate reality) I take him into a room. explain to him what he could have done in an alternate reality and I would shoot him in the head and splatter his brains on the wall for being capable of such atrocities.

thats what I would do.

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I intend to live forever, so far so good

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Jul 9 2005 11:39PM
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USA
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^but since he would turn into hitler, we kill him, saves everything


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Jul 9 2005 11:39PM
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skier4life159
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but wait if ww2 didnt happen the world as we no it could have been completly different. we devolped nuclear stuff because of the war and the UN is because the war so many other things

i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."
Jul 9 2005 11:40PM
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Forum*
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Ok because you went back in time, he hasn't done anything yet, so killing him wouldn't be the anwser, but directing him would be the right thing to do.

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Jul 9 2005 11:42PM
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Alpine3
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he didn't really gas them.. he more or less put them in the oven

Jul 9 2005 11:44PM
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Ski-hobo
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let say you have two minutes before you had to jump back into your DeLorean and go back to the present.





"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."


" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
Jul 9 2005 11:45PM
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~Cork_1080~
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^ yea! i actually love all those ww2 hitler movies, theyre so interesting, like shindler's list


Jul 9 2005 11:45PM
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Forum*
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Fine, cut off the legs. Or inpregnate his mother, before the conception of Hitler.

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Jul 9 2005 11:46PM
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P-JO
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altering the biggest moment in history would have some serious effects on us today.

Jul 9 2005 11:46PM
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Crow
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pssh, he couldnt even read







Jul 9 2005 11:46PM
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USA
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how caring


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Jul 9 2005 11:49PM
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Nedward_Plimpton
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if i new wut he would do, i would prolly pitch fork his bitchass, but maybe without ww2 america would still be a pussy country in the depression, but i would still kill him

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Jul 10 2005 12:09AM
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Jenna1106
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i would cut his fingers and toes off and make him eat them. then i would put salt on the bleeding stubs and drop him in a pool of battery acid.

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Jul 10 2005 12:12AM
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TheStamos
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Or maybe you could treat him like a human being and teach him the difference between right and wrong and he would grow up to run a succesful florist, Your all fucking stupid and need to kill yourselves.

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"
Jul 10 2005 12:14AM
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3ski6guy0
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in an instant

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Jul 10 2005 12:16AM
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j.bird
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He couldn't read? that is just flat out untrue. Another piece of bullshit propoganda. Think before you speak

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Jul 10 2005 12:19AM
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USA
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wow you are nuts woman


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Jul 10 2005 12:20AM
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j.bird
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Exactly what i was thining, and trying to say, minus the florist part. he could have still been a very helpful and important figure in the world.

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Jul 10 2005 12:22AM
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parkskiertmr
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theres some story about how he almost died in WW1 but this dude saved him. think about that shit, it is like the butterfly effect. becuase of that one guys decision that he made in a split second, tens of millions of people died and not just in the holocaust. the largest and most destructive war in modern history was fought because of this. its crazy, so many lives changed by one split second decision by some insignificant guy...

whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
Jul 10 2005 12:26AM
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USA
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^your brain is too small to comprhend what you just said



"your like 12 years old???? that girl is illegal for msot of us to be looking at..."
-later about 10 seconds in another post-
" oh, i thought you were a guy, hmm, well your nice looking." P-JO


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Jul 10 2005 12:27AM
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Ski-hobo
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^I think he is alluding to the fact that another man saved Hitlers life in WWI





"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."


" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
Jul 10 2005 12:31AM
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Ski-hobo
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^and In one split second doomed 70 million people to their deaths.





"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."


" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
Jul 10 2005 12:32AM
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parkskiertmr
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^thank you.
humofrio i think ur brain is too small to comprehend what i just said.

whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
Jul 10 2005 12:32AM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
id shoot that mutha fucker

cant tell me shit about the tricks of this trade switch blade with a little switch to switch the switch blade switch from a 6 to 16 inch blade shits like a samarui sword a sensay


Jul 10 2005 12:33AM
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Ski-hobo
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weird, I just glaced at your post, didn't really read it, yet used the same wording





"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."


" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
Jul 10 2005 12:34AM
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skier_jules
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hell yes. genocide is the devil. hitler is rotting in hell

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Jul 10 2005 12:34AM
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1-pippin
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id probably call him an idiot

Jul 10 2005 12:41AM
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skier_jules
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i'd put hot glue all over him then peel it off then put him in a pool of iodine

sk sk sk sk sk ski unit
Jul 10 2005 12:45AM
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skiicanda1
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no i would take him and raise him differently....cuz its not like it was in his genes to be a killer.....it was how he was raised and the situations and choices he made in life, so if he were raised in a loving home and such he would be just fine

Jul 10 2005 12:52AM
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j.bird
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exactly. Allthough it's semi-entertaining to think of ways to torture people, this really isn't the right situation

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Jul 10 2005 12:54AM
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Nedward_Plimpton
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fuck well i thought the question was if he was gonna do what he did would u kill him, if not i think would raise him, it is kinda fucked up to kill a baby

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Jul 10 2005 1:04AM
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Public_Enemy0255
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thats the best solution i have heard in answering this thread all night

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Jul 10 2005 1:20AM
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SteezePatrol
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I'd raise him nicely so no one would have to die

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Jul 10 2005 2:09AM
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a.quinn
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agreed. it may change it for the better, or worse.



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Jul 10 2005 2:17AM
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themanski
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burn him in a pile of afghani weed

Jul 10 2005 3:52AM
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Craigskis
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Yo ^ best input this thread,

Hitler was a fucken dumbass, Europe was Germanies,
His fuck ups cost us millions,....

no, I don't think i could have picture a world without the 2 great wars,

It would have just been different bin ladens or Nepolians if it wasn't Hitler,

Hitler had lots of great ideas, Its unfortunate that he was anti-semitic period,

WIthout WW2 The State of Isreal would have never been created,

And look at how much good has come of that,
hhoho..

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What good fortune for governments that the people do not think.
Adolf Hitler "

Okay, i mean the guy has the sence of humor of bill clinton,
and Bush is a fasicist leader in all 14 points of defining fasicisim,

sorry i don't care about spelling at 4 am when i'm blitzed out of my scull,

More hitler....


Join the nazi party today...

i mean... hohoho

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""The great strength of the totalitarian state is that it forces those who fear it to imitate it."
-hitler

^Coughf~ America....

hitler was a goof, but i wouldn't kill his baby,

imagine if shit was worst off than it was without him,

we can, and don't learn from his mistakes...
(mass genecide)

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Team America FUCK YEAH!

live by the N.E.R.D
Jul 10 2005 5:43AM
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cannonlover69
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id make him starve to death


Jul 10 2005 9:06AM
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twix_182
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cut of his fingers and throw them at him. then pick them up and repeat. the picking up th fingers part will be kinda awkward cause we wont really have much to say.

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Jul 10 2005 9:11AM
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Leckett
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ok but would u kill him if u didnt know he was going to be a dictator?

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Jul 10 2005 9:32AM
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Jasmine
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i would never mess with the way of things. it isn't tao, even if he will grow up to be a mass murderer and living representation of evil. the greatest action is without action.




Can't fight darkness with darkness, only with light.
Jul 10 2005 9:53AM
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hucker22
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yes and page2

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Jul 10 2005 12:38PM
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