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switch_9
Posts: 876 - Karma: 10
I have come to realize that this rapper gangsta skiing style isnt right. I used to be into it but its kindof changing the aspect of newschool skiing. Wheres the form? I just see lower and lower gorrilla steeze all the time. I hope at least some of you know what a 4 point landing is. Get out of the park, ski some moguls and rip some pow. I dont see candide using steeze and he kicks ass. Fuck man, Jam to some Sex Pistols and not Lil Jon and stop trying to copy every bent over park rat.

I'm sure 99% of this site knows that Jon gets laid more than 99% of this site," -strode420
Jun 27 2005 9:50PM
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novel
Posts: 420 - Karma: 10
I agree, it's getting out of hand. I dont know how anyone could actually ski like that, i mean really, i can see doing a 180 off a perfect park jump, but to actually ski down a mountain trying to touch your toes? You can't, or if you did it would be the skectiest thing ever. I feel that why Tanner was never able to get into big mountain full throtle. Gorrila steeze is out of control.




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Jun 27 2005 9:59PM
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cab_D
Posts: 1602 - Karma: 51
Yeah Ditch the Gorrilla Steeze it's fuckin stupid!!

Jun 27 2005 10:54PM
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RoCkTwiNTiPs1919
Posts: 617 - Karma: 8
i think gorilla steez looks good in some situations, and i actually like it better when its only semi-gorilla, i think that looks smoother than when people have there backs practically vertical to a rail.


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Jun 27 2005 11:00PM
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westnile
Posts: 372 - Karma: 10
hey finally some more people are startin to fiqure shit out. the only thing gorrila steeze is good for is practice for prison showers.

Jun 27 2005 11:05PM
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volklskier34
Posts: 242 - Karma: 13
thank u get rid of the gorrilla it ridiculous

even when i go small, i go big
Jun 28 2005 5:48PM
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E-ZRider
Posts: 1791 - Karma: 13
I never went gorrila it looks fuckin retarded. And yes i do know what a 4 point is moguls will also make u a much better skier believe me

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Jun 28 2005 10:14PM
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Me.
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 10
Maybe skiing should go all stoney-baloney, stance like a statue

Jun 28 2005 10:16PM
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evaroni
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,774
theres a million threads just like this, and they are all pointless...i think that the way people ski is natural and i could care less how someone else looks when they are going down the hill because its what they want to do wheter they look like a fool or not...and if that person can stomp all their landings and ski away looking good more power to them. but if they are skiing hunched over and cant do anything that is annoying


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Jun 28 2005 10:22PM
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westnile
Posts: 372 - Karma: 10
^you are a duche bageating cock face

Jun 28 2005 10:29PM
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neonpink
Posts: 336 - Karma: 11
for some reason I just imagined a douchebag eating cock face in my mind-really funny

Jun 29 2005 12:26AM
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cab_D
Posts: 1602 - Karma: 51
there is no way skiing like a gorilla is natural to anyone. Unless u are a gorilla yourself.

Jun 29 2005 12:30AM
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skicali916
Posts: 469 - Karma: 10
Be original and have your own style.

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Jun 29 2005 12:30AM
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zmanalex
Posts: 452 - Karma: 10
Screw gorrilla steeze, Pencil steeze is back

KISS THE RINGS BITCH!
Jun 29 2005 12:30AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
I only accept debt, mastercard, and gorilla steeze on 180s over huge tables. that's it. park rats need to learn to 180 off cliffs and carve out switch, then they might learn somethin'.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jun 29 2005 2:35AM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
It's better than Neon shit though


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Jun 29 2005 7:43AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
i dont agrre.....i myself am a massive park rat...its the only thing i ski...pow days dont come along where i live(east cost canada)so i am forst to ski park....skiing park is what i love and i dont mind gorilla steeze especially for rails....but yes some things are outrageous like how low the pants are these days...gorilla steeze is a way to just feel really chill and comfortable. i know that i can be gorilla but not nearly to the extent of others that i know...i prefer to just be myself and try and flow my lines and be as smooth as possible(i need some work)...however i dont think you should be dogging someone else's way of skiing just becasue of their style....

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Jun 29 2005 8:26AM
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Beamer12
Posts: 3227 - Karma: 46
hell yes

Jun 29 2005 10:14AM
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Freezeskier
Posts: 525 - Karma: 13
gorilla steeze is my style
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Jun 29 2005 10:36AM
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1440ski
Posts: 2049 - Karma: 1,110
gorrilla steeze has turned terribly bad


Jun 29 2005 10:37AM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
gorilla steeze helps people balance on rails. especially taller guys. i think it looks sweet when not forced but everybody has their own opinions of what looks good/bad. you cant try to tlak somebody out of liking a style because thats their choice

Jun 29 2005 11:26AM
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thejackal1177
Posts: 3434 - Karma: 2,724
i think its deffinatly fadeing away though more people are realizing that tanner isnt the only person evolving our sport and startign to think perhaps they could have thier own style

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Jun 29 2005 11:43AM
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alpineplease
Posts: 2789 - Karma: 1,756
WHATS THE NEW STYLE?

Word
Jun 29 2005 12:09PM
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hans_aschim
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 11
I ve got my own style bitches. Rock out while skiing it will make you ski differently



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Jun 29 2005 12:16PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
me too









kick there ass, drink there bear and steal there women

Jun 29 2005 12:29PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
i dont think its gorrila steeze, more or so wigger steeze. I mean why does everyone on the slopes wanna be black when i only know like 1 or 2 black peoples who ski. All those kids with the huge jerseys, bandanas, and the bling, its pretty stupid to me



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Jun 29 2005 10:07PM
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switch_9
Posts: 876 - Karma: 10
I knew someone smart would post this. It actually is ok to SEMI-steeze rails and jibs. not to your toes, but about to your knees. I, myself am a taller person so I understand that. My mogul coach was telling me that even tho tanner has his hands to his toes, on rails it helps him.

I'm sure 99% of this site knows that Jon gets laid more than 99% of this site," -strode420
Jun 29 2005 10:51PM
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Coalescent
Posts: 4871 - Karma: 2,063
you gay dont talk shit pussy

'if it doesnt look photoshopped, its not big enough'
Jun 29 2005 10:54PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
lets not be rediculous guys, you should only worry about the way you ski, if you focus too much on others its not helping your own skills at all.. so ski how you want

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Jun 29 2005 11:19PM
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switch_9
Posts: 876 - Karma: 10
^thats exactly why it got so big, too many people copied tanner and stuff

I'm sure 99% of this site knows that Jon gets laid more than 99% of this site," -strode420
Jun 29 2005 11:23PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 480
It dont matter what kind of music you listen to. Hell Ill listen to pretty much anything but contry or boy bands. Style should be independant and what you want yourself to look like in the air or on a rail. Some people just wanna be Tanner Hall but end up looking like a total retard cause they overdo it. And I dont think style should be based on what kind of music you listen to like if your into rap you have to hav gorrila steeze thats just stupid

go skiing

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Jun 30 2005 12:19AM
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volklskier34
Posts: 242 - Karma: 13
even if we need 2 get rid of gorrilla steeze switch_9 u got no style at all not even pencil steeze

even when i go small, i go big
Jun 30 2005 1:23PM
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watchmefall15
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 11
i thik we should ban rap music on the mountain, but park skiing is the shit i dont know what ur talkin about


Jun 30 2005 4:25PM
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AmbushClothing
Posts: 1616 - Karma: 202
i love the thuggish image it makes skiing look better style wise by far. But then when the industry puts out a movie like fucking wski106 which in mys eyes was a disgrace to skiing, its defifnatly getting outta hand.

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Jun 30 2005 7:45PM
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will987654321
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 15
gorilla in moderation

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt
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Jun 30 2005 8:27PM
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123454321
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
Tooth pick style is where its at. Straight legs and arms.

Jun 30 2005 9:07PM
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sketchlinefilms
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 10
i like the gorilla in modoration thought. its good for park but when you leave the park leave the monkey business!

Newschoolers...who have you hated on today?

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Jun 30 2005 9:10PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
to be honest, I dont actually see a lot of gorilla steeze around anymore. But thats just me. In my opinion, on some people it works and for others it doesnt, so there is no need to generalize about a style being bad.

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Jun 30 2005 10:43PM
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switch_9
Posts: 876 - Karma: 10
The point I was trying to put out is that the rap thing ties into the gorilla steeze. Its all ganster shit now. yo i be all up in the motha fuckin hood b. thats retarded. the most badass skiers are like seth morrison who is a total punk and a kickass big mountian ripper.


I'm sure 99% of this site knows that Jon gets laid more than 99% of this site," -strode420
Jul 1 2005 5:43PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
180 mutes over 120 footers are my favorites









kick there ass, drink there bear and steal there women

Jul 1 2005 5:51PM
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Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
I'm not a big fan of gorrila steeze on anything but 180s and cork 3s. on everything else I like tanner rainville or Peter Olenick (watch him do corks over the windells tables with tru tails = orgasmic) or like Lucas Tanaka's spins with leading grabs. I like the leading tweaked shit rather than old-man-on-toilet stance on every trick.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jul 1 2005 6:07PM
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SteezePatrol
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we all know by now that if it aint gorilla it aint steeze...you don't have to steeze everything out...but if there is steeze, it'd damn well better be gorilla

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
Jul 1 2005 6:09PM
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