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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
where would someone find a morning after pill, (the pill that a girl takes after taking advantage of and having sex with a past out guy, so that she doesnt get pregnant)

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Jun 22 2005 11:55PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
planned parenthood

Jun 22 2005 11:56PM
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eheath
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haha u inseminated(sp maybe en?) a woman

whats up now bitch




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Jun 22 2005 11:57PM
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yeti
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hah so you really meant to say you raped a passed out chick and she's doesn't your inbred shitseed in her?

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Jun 23 2005 12:04AM
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E-ZRider
Posts: 1791 - Karma: 13
i don't really believe this is a true story just someone looking for attention and if it is true u are one sick fucking fuck

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Jun 23 2005 12:08AM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
the hospitol shood have them i would check there if i were you

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Jun 23 2005 12:17AM
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SteezePatrol
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EMERGENCY CONTRACEPTIVE PILL or ecp

at the drug store, no

at the hospital, maybe

at the health store, yes

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Jun 23 2005 12:24AM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
ok, you are gonna have to do this.

walk down the road to your nearest pharmacy. Ask the indian man behind the counter about the pill. From there, he will hand u a package that says "go to the nearest alley" in that alley, you will meet a 1 legged hobo with hepatitis A and B named Mr. Ed. dont laugh at his horse name because hell get mad and ull get his diseases. From there, Ed will tell you to shove the pill up your ass cuz its not gonna do much for the girl you knocked up.

but seriously, id go to ur doctors or talk to ur mom or something. The girl has to be at least 16 to legally get the pill by herself tho i think

check out this muthafucka!

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Jun 23 2005 10:59PM
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skiicanda1
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planned parent hood.

Jun 23 2005 11:01PM
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k2yeags
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what the hell are you talking about

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Jun 23 2005 11:40PM
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fourdskate
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what are you talking about dude, this guy is in a predicament. be more supportive, christ. who would lie about this.

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Jun 24 2005 1:53AM
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P-JO
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You have about 72 hours to get the pill inside that girl. There should be a community health building that the girl needs to go to and make an urgent appointment.
goodluck.

Jun 24 2005 2:27AM
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Durtschi
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HURRY UP you only have 16 HOURS left





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Jun 24 2005 3:09AM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
you guys didnt read his thread right.

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Jun 24 2005 3:13AM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
What the fuck? Having sex with a passed out guy? Why am I the only one that this doesn't make any sense to?

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Jun 24 2005 5:55AM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
its fucked up but i got everything taken care of

better to wrap yourself in the constitution and burn the flag, than wrap yourself in the flag and burn the constitution
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Jun 24 2005 7:11AM
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Leckett
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man cas u cant fuck a passed out guy how the hell would he get a boner if hes not even awake

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Jun 24 2005 8:07AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ya this thread is wack...if you were passed out then make her get the pill

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Jun 24 2005 8:21AM
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TeenageWasteland
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what about morning wood dude? and is the person that started this thread a guy or a girl cause i'm really fucking confused.

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Jun 24 2005 8:23AM
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Ktownchic
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hahaha. wow.....
and go to the emergency room.theyd have them there.






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Jun 24 2005 8:54AM
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mattyb.
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a better alternative is a condom ; >

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Jun 24 2005 9:11AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
bottle of jack daniels and a trip down the stairs

same thing except my way is still effective after 48 hours.

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Jun 24 2005 9:32AM
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hucker22
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i wanna hear the story, you were raped?

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Jun 24 2005 9:35AM
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newschooler7
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im really confused now

buy core

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Jun 24 2005 10:16AM
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Forum*
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All pharmacies carry them.

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Jun 24 2005 10:21AM
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french_fry
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he's saying she took advantage of him while he was passed out, somewhat hard to believe tho. Well get the frickin pill anywhere, a school, a youth crisis center, a hospital, anywhere.





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Jun 24 2005 10:23AM
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mattyb.
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cross country skiing

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Jun 24 2005 10:31AM
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Leckett
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hes always cross country skiing with linda...

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Jun 24 2005 10:40AM
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Tha_Grouch
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dude... its a 56 hour pill. relax. and if that doesn't work... look into RU-486


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Jun 24 2005 10:41AM
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Tha_Grouch
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^ which sloughs off endometrial mucosa and any lingering shread of an unwanted offspring. :)


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Jun 24 2005 10:51AM
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punk_rider
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you should think before do man. you made a mistake? assume it.

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Jun 24 2005 11:01AM
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Apple
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Replace "Took advantage of" with "Raped" and dude, You know that if this chick does anything to piss you off in the next 5 years, you can charge her for rape. Thats a pretty good peice of leverage you have there....

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Jun 24 2005 11:04AM
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freeskier53
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ur fucked

Jun 24 2005 11:30AM
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freeskier824
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what guy would want to admit that a girl raped him?

Jun 24 2005 11:34AM
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rippinbumpskier
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i like the idea of a bottle of JD and a trip down the stairs thats the best birth control

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Jun 24 2005 12:02PM
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Apple
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is the chick a 300 pound prop (rugby) with a mohawk and a nose ring?

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Jun 24 2005 12:03PM
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