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DaveHumphrey
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yo im having my girlfriend over for dinner my parents arn't here what should i do or make??

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Jun 22 2005 4:33PM
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Apple
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I hope your ready for this....

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Jun 22 2005 4:34PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
TV dinners man, or ramen noodles that always work

lol



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Have a JIBARITO!
Jun 22 2005 4:35PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
lol, this is gonna be exciting to watch


'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
Jun 22 2005 4:35PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
should be pretty easy to come up with, what do you WANT to do... haha

dinner? i donno, make something good i guess, and then like turn on a movie, put your arm around her, start making out, take her clothes off, and bang bang bang

Jun 22 2005 4:35PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
E-Z-MAC....she will dig the fact that you took 60 seconds to prepare her food

Even though I am filthy rich from winning the lottery, I still wipe my own damn ass
Jun 22 2005 4:35PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11

If you're good at making sauces.. definitely some spaghuetti with some tomato sauce... make sure you marinate the sauce and add spices. add two glasses of wine and youre set. + bread.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:
if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

Jun 22 2005 4:37PM
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JEAopardy
Posts: 811 - Karma: 25
CRACK THAT BITCH OPEN...make pasta



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Jun 22 2005 4:38PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
FOOT LONG HOT DOGS....that will get her in the mood if you know what i mean

Even though I am filthy rich from winning the lottery, I still wipe my own damn ass
Jun 22 2005 4:39PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
^haha ya. go for bufflo wings!


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Jun 22 2005 4:42PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
^^hahahaha. Make her something fancy that she'll like, but if you cant, phone a catering service...





Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc


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Jun 22 2005 4:44PM
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SteezePatrol
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get her some minced batwings...just to let her know whats about to go down. Then pull out a nice long stureon, acompanied by 2 delicously round bass. Perhaps some doughnuts and hot dog weiners would help aswell. Just have shit like that lying all over the house. oh oh oh, and make sure you have lube and condoms and sex toys strewn about the bathrooms so she can pondour whats goin down while takin a shit

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Jun 22 2005 4:45PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
boiling some pasta is always a safe bet, and a very hard thing to screw up unless you boil too long or not enough... then just add sauce (pesto if your cool) and some grated cheese... throw some bread with melted butter/garlic... and BAM, you have a mediocre dinner your gf will appreciate.

Jun 22 2005 4:48PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
Make sure to make something covered in chocolate for desert... we all know what chocolate can do to a woman.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:
if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

Jun 22 2005 4:50PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
brew up some beanie weenies and call it a night. dont 4get the rootbeer.

Jun 22 2005 4:54PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
make sphaghetti. easiest fucking thing. get regular sphaghetti noodles and boil a pot of water. make sure you put olive oil in the water so it won't bubble over. when the water gets boiling put all the noodles in. MAKE SURE YOU KEEP STIRRING otherwise they will clup together and taste like shit. when the noodles get bendy and shit and seem like they might be done, take one out and taste it.

for the sauce just get a can. get prego. not ragu or any of that nasty shit. empty the whole can into a bowl and microwave it. make sure you put a paper towel over it so it doesn't splatter all over. cook it for a good five minutes and stir it occasionally so the side don't burn. then just put the noodles on the plate, and put the sauce on the noodles. grate up some motzarella cheese and put it on top of the sauce to make it look good.

you could also cook the sauce in a pot on the stove while you are cooking the sphaghetti noodles. just let it simmer on medium heat and go back and fourth between stirring the noodles and sauce. it should take about 20 minutes to cook the whole meal. good luck man. don't fuck up.

Jun 22 2005 4:55PM
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rightcoastskier
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dude if netihng... go to some place and get take out.. then just put it on a plate and play it off like u made it

ok
Jun 22 2005 4:55PM
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mommy
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U.R. GAY

Jun 22 2005 4:56PM
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johanblaze
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^ i will cut your head off and put it on the antenna of my truck for all the bitches to see.

Jun 22 2005 4:56PM
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00000000
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haha this thread is all i imagined it to be


'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
Jun 22 2005 4:59PM
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p-lin101
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make any kind of pasta any retard can do it

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Jun 22 2005 5:00PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
You could always follow those commercials and get one of those premade microwaveable meals and just put it ona plate....

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:
if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

Jun 22 2005 5:01PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
cereal and milk
everyone loves cereal

Jun 22 2005 5:01PM
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fourdskate
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mommy fucking cracks me up sometimes.

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TEAM PIZZA!
Jun 22 2005 5:10PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
thats where its at hahaha

-kulpy-

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Jun 22 2005 5:22PM
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St.Steezy
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I must prove all you wrong who said that anyone can make pasta. Well my moron brother decided he wanted to have some pasta. So instead of getting scissor to open the bag he used a knife. Him being an official moron jabbed the knife through the bag and not paying attention sliced his finger open. He had to go get stiches and be laughed at by both myself and my dad for a straight week. So there ya go not everyone can manage to make pasta.








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Jun 22 2005 5:30PM
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papasteeze
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Pick up take-out put it in the oven to keep it warm, have her sit down with candles, low light etc - go to the kitchen put it on a dinner plate and serve her with your best manners.... everything will be good after that and there won't be much to clean up, she appreciate a good meal and there will still be plenty of time for.............

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Jun 22 2005 5:38PM
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Aasert
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sex, sex, sex and SEX

Jun 22 2005 5:39PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
hahaha your gay

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Jun 22 2005 5:40PM
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T.L.
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get and apple pie and fuck it in front of her

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Jun 22 2005 5:40PM
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Nivrittam
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make chocolate and then roll around in your pj's

whos got anything against the wankstas
Jun 22 2005 5:43PM
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NANTUCKET
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Have sex and make babies bucko! I just using some toilet humor on this connection box site, watch a romantic movie and send her on her way bucko!

Jun 22 2005 5:44PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
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Jun 22 2005 5:46PM
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french_fry
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Nantucket, Sex??? What kind of teenage boy would have sex?? You must have been one crazy bucko in your early years you old fart!





Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc


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Jun 22 2005 5:47PM
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Leckett
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make a bat to beat her

NS SKATEBOARD
Jun 22 2005 5:49PM
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fizzlefry
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make babies.




Kill Cops
Jun 22 2005 5:49PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
tv dinner, but cook it before she comes, so she thinks you made it.


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
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Jun 22 2005 5:54PM
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NANTUCKET
Posts: 210 - Karma: 17
Sexy!

Jun 22 2005 5:56PM
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sugarnspice
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your gay right?


official NS bitch
Jun 22 2005 6:08PM
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punk_rider
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don't put fingers in your nose


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Jun 22 2005 6:09PM
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justanotherskier
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hahahaha



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Jun 22 2005 6:22PM
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estaked
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ha ha good elderly opinion

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Jun 22 2005 6:25PM
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dandoy
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Just make sure to be naked when you open the door and you're all set.




Free your mind and your ass will follow.
Jun 22 2005 6:29PM
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back_woods
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fuck pasta, make chicken and rice

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Jun 22 2005 6:37PM
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Capt.Flannel
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Just remember. With spaghetti, prego suace may = prego girlfriend. It's that good.





open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
Jun 22 2005 6:37PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
Fuck pasta... Fuck her.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Jun 22 2005 6:47PM
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rippinbumpskier
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ur penis is a good dinner too

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

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Jun 22 2005 6:51PM
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ztragnoB
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you actually want to eat? Your parents arent home, there are better things you could be doing




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Jun 22 2005 7:18PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
i dunno keep us posted.


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Jun 22 2005 7:43PM
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Jessbuff
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Easy mac = bad idea. in fact pasta is so simple it stinks of "I don't give enough of a shit about you to actually prepare a nice meal."

If you want something fast and manly, BBQ something. Like burgers or chicken. If you don't have a BBQ then I suggest steak (and get your rents to buy it for you! haha) Cuz steak tastes awesome and girls generally think it's romantic when a guy makes steak for them.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me) "Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
Jun 22 2005 7:50PM
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ztragnoB
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^ yeah girls who drive trucks and have mustaches




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