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A girl jumped on my knee

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the_hawk_of_europe
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so...we had a soccer-game against some girls, just for fun...and one of them jumps exactly on my knee..it hurts as hell..this is weird. just wanted you to know

Jun 18 2005 9:46AM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
cut off your leg and shut up.





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Jun 18 2005 10:03AM
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JAYTRON
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some fucker jumped on my neck when i was a goalie a few years back and broke my clavical(sp)

expect the worst, get the best.
Jun 18 2005 11:19AM
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JEAopardy
Posts: 811 - Karma: 25
you got OWNED by a GIRL was she big?



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Jun 18 2005 11:21AM
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sKILOve07
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^ yea its those BIG ones you have to worry about.... they dont run very fast but they can knock you down like no other...

Jun 18 2005 11:38AM
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Forum*
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Shit yeah, I got cranked by this huge chick in soccer, she was so much taller than me, but she was 3 times the gurth.

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Jun 18 2005 1:02PM
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FilmingBitch
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ice it.
I'm tall but not big and as i was playing basketball i was bumped into by this mega tree trunk chica (if she stills counts as a female), and i got bounced off her burliness so hard i hit the floor and skidded. It was like being thrown into a wall, effin she-man.

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Jun 18 2005 1:53PM
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QuazBotch
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It's worse then a wall, more like a spring-mounted wall that launches you back.

Jun 18 2005 2:25PM
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zern213
Posts: 111 - Karma: 10
stop beeing such a pussy

Jun 18 2005 2:43PM
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SensayMaster
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grow a pair

Jun 18 2005 2:46PM
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St.Steezy
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you got off easy man I got a boot in the head this season from playin goalie. It was a full out kick right to the back/side of my head. Fuck it hurt.








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Jun 18 2005 2:49PM
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Annabelle
Posts: 647 - Karma: 10
^that happened to be last fall, but in the front...full on sprint right into my head. i was out for a while. but yeah dude you got mad lucky, not even an injury

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Jun 18 2005 5:08PM
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hucker22
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good

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Jun 18 2005 5:10PM
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FilmingBitch
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haha. I got a ski boot to the head last winter... someone tackled me and then some others tried to pile up, and i took a boot to the temple.

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Jun 18 2005 6:42PM
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mz2288
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dam...i got a baseball bat to the head a few years ago

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Jun 18 2005 6:49PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
a few years i got a baseball to the mouth and now i dont have my upper two front teeth

Jun 18 2005 7:38PM
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sKILOve07
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haha yeah...we were playing in a soccer tournament and my team is of these skinny strong girls and we played a team of a bunch of she-men and like they were HUGE and werent as fast so they would take us out by our ankles and plow into the sides of us...we went flying... my team took a hard beating that day cause more than 75% of that team was over 150 lbs....

Jun 18 2005 8:13PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
like on the front of the knee or from behind?


so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jun 18 2005 8:26PM
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skierdudeguy
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im assuming front, becuase back isnt really bad... becuase it bends

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11 please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
Jun 18 2005 8:27PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
no really?

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jun 18 2005 8:39PM
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zern213
Posts: 111 - Karma: 10
i got raped by a morman girl once

Jun 18 2005 8:41PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
^ hey guys its the chick

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jun 18 2005 8:41PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
^what?

Jun 18 2005 8:58PM
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Delphi
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knees are gay, underoath is sick

Jun 18 2005 8:59PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
ouch

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Jun 18 2005 9:18PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
underoath is gay, damien rice is sick

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11 please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
Jun 18 2005 10:53PM
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zern213
Posts: 111 - Karma: 10
pow pow jhfrt represent

JHFRT represent
JHFRT represent
JHFRT represent
JHFRT represent
Jun 18 2005 10:53PM
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guddgulf17
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Another strike for the Ever Sport But Skiing Sucks Camp

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Jun 18 2005 10:56PM
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E-ZRider
Posts: 1791 - Karma: 13
wow soccer is gay

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Jun 18 2005 11:32PM
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Bangor
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i took a ski boot to the nuts once. that sent me back about 10 years, and sent me a couple octaves higher. fucking ski boots.

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Jun 19 2005 10:54AM
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