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Living In Banff

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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 110
Im looking for a cool chick or guy to live with in banff for the winter. If anyone is interested, drop me a line.

Im kind, sensitive, like long walks on snow covered beaches, and I love to have fun!
If your interested, press *420 on your phone.
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SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Nov 3 2002 4:45PM 0 0
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
*420

...Hello?



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A friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body
Nov 3 2002 5:24PM 0 0
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 110
Holle, you have reached the Newschoolers.com dating service. The mailbox you have requested is full. The user has held head-giving competitions to determine which chick is going to live with him. Please hang up and try your call again.


yeah, we'll see, I might be there next winter.
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SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Nov 4 2002 11:42AM 0 0
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
also, the mail box is full due to doctors calls with results on my latest STD test I had to get due to holding head-giving competitions in Banff. If this is the prescription delivery guy, please leave the cream for my rotting nutsack in the mailbox. Thanks ski_pimped!

and I'm spent....
Nov 4 2002 1:27PM 0 0
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rockymountainmilitia
Posts: 2706 - Karma: 12
yeah dude before you move up there you're gonna want to think twice about pullin your dick out of your pants. some of those chicks are infested like crazy. Go for the tourists, they are relatively safe. meet em on the hill adn take me down for a night on the town. Banff places are hard to come by, I suggest canmore. way more chill good bars and down to earth chicks. if you every want an asian girl though trek yo ass up to banff and find yourself some of that squinty eyed lovin. and stick it in da butt!
sacrifice, to some its just a word, to others it is a code, what matters is the colony, he is willing to live for the colony, fight for the colony, die for the colony.

Nov 4 2002 5:41PM 0 0
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 110
in the butt eh? alan sex is overrated.

so is dsylexia.

canmore, probably, im not too sure, im just sure im ditchin this Katimavik thing, I need to ski.
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SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Nov 4 2002 8:29PM 0 0
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 306
you had sex with alan? damn.
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Nov 4 2002 8:34PM 0 0
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 110
hahah, alan sex..haven't really laughed out loud on the net in a while..thanks.
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SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Nov 12 2002 5:53PM 0 0
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 788
yeah i went to banff once, there was a huge hotel with all this crazy shit around it like bowling alleys and movie theatres, that place was pretty pimp, but itd be really expensive
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Nov 12 2002 6:00PM 0 0
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LineJono
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 16
don't worry about std's just keep moldy cheese in your fridge, so after your done with the skank eat some pennicilin and it'll keep you clear


Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
Nov 12 2002 7:34PM 0 0
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c_gp
Posts: 262 - Karma: 10
look out for herpes!
Nov 12 2002 9:31PM 0 0
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 110
yeah..std..i mean..stI's..are goin rampant now...shit..maybe its just cause older people are all sluts, but tons of people i know are gettin em.
A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Nov 13 2002 5:34PM 0 0
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