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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
if your super special, and any one else notices what day it is you will get lucky... who wants to go and have pre-marrital sex?

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Jun 9 2005 12:23PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
didnt even notice

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
Jun 9 2005 12:58PM
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Pman13a
Posts: 3800 - Karma: 451
me either

Jun 9 2005 1:19PM
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BrandonCool
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
Martin....what the fuck are u talkin about????

There's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!!
Jun 9 2005 1:52PM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
speaking of premarital sex... if you're planning on doing it, check out this
http://hotlinktrackerv20.wimp.com/v/large.wmv

Jun 9 2005 2:17PM
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rippinbumpskier
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i hope u get dragged over broken glass bottles for 5 hours going 100 miles an hour then get thrown off a cliff onto more sharp objects then get raped by a 350 lb black man named bubba

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
Jun 9 2005 4:19PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
yeah that wasnt the best sight

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
Jun 9 2005 4:38PM
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.Joy.
Posts: 370 - Karma: 16
sounds like he's referring to the month and date. june which is the 6th month, and today is the 9th.

Jun 9 2005 4:46PM
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freestyle_kyle
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^ good observation carlos!

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Whos wife Linda would constantly suck it
He said one day, I think Ill be gay
And stuck his cock into Lord_Piot-Skihobo
Jun 9 2005 5:32PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
you know what would be funny, if u didnt believe in premarital sex, then after u got married you figured out u were gay!! id feel bad for the chick

Jun 10 2005 1:10AM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
^That doesn't make sense. Your not gonna marry a chick if your gay.

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Jun 10 2005 1:13AM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
^ yes but u mite think u were straight till u actually got into bed with a girl

Jun 10 2005 1:27AM
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jibjim
Posts: 1814 - Karma: 10
But why would that change, even if the sex wasnt as good, and you liked it with men bewtter, that still doesnt mean your gay. It just means,that you like sex with men better. Only you make the choice of being gay or not

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"Now, Iannick Broulette, if that is your real name, I noticed your wearing an orange coat, would you call yourself the orange master?"
"uhhh, I dont,... uhh, no I don't think so"
Josh Berman while interveiwing Iannick B at last years Orage Masters


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Jun 10 2005 9:37AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
69 is overrated, no one wants ass right in the face, its gross dont do it seriously

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if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
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Jun 10 2005 9:59AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
your doing it wrong if you have an ass in your face.

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Jun 10 2005 4:54PM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
No one wants a dick stabbing them in the back of their head either.

You're definately doing it wrong.


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Jun 10 2005 5:58PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
69 is my employee number at work



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Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Jun 10 2005 6:04PM
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french_fry
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dear lord...im shocked





Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc


"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
Jun 10 2005 8:05PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
o my god that is cool/nasty the only reason youd ever watch that is if you wanted to be gay. see for yourself http://hotlinktrackerv20. wimp.com/v/large.wmv


~wtf bra, its not a joke are u tryin to start somitnhg, ill hang u with my snowblade strap jerk!~
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Jun 10 2005 8:09PM
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~Jizzacki~
Posts: 9 - Karma: 16
and it was hennies bday....im hoping he's still alive yeahs for you

Jun 10 2005 8:18PM
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ETsoccer7
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
My birthday is June 9th. I thought that was exciting


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Jun 10 2005 9:30PM
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