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Favorite Pick-Up lines?

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Sophia_Schwartz
Posts: 96 - Karma: 50
Mine has to be"That sweater is very becoming on you if I was on you I be cuming too"

Jun 7 2005 10:40AM
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coordy12
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 10
"do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" ........ "I dont either, but I just broke the ice."

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" ya brah, ill see you in the a-5-1. its gonna be epic in the nar nar pow pow.... brah"
Jun 7 2005 10:55AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
"bitch get in my car"-50 cent

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Fuck off signature

Representin the 518



LINE KICKS ASS
Jun 7 2005 10:55AM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
how do you like your eggs fried scrambled or fertilized?

If we were squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole

"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat

J-crew represent







Jun 7 2005 11:00AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
nice shoes wanna fuck?

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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
Jun 7 2005 11:08AM
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skifiend
Posts: 2063 - Karma: 13
Fuck me if I'm wrong but you want to kiss me....


Smuggs kicks ass

Fat skis, Tight trees
Jun 7 2005 11:13AM
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Munga
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
"if i nose press ur box will u lip slide my pole"

No Snow......No Life....Know Snow....Know Life
Jun 7 2005 11:32AM
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Munga
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
"i lost my virginety...can i have urs"

"ur legs r like penut butter smooth, creamy...and easy to spred"


No Snow......No Life....Know Snow....Know Life
Jun 7 2005 11:34AM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"

Jun 7 2005 11:35AM
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Ktownchic
Posts: 1774 - Karma: 2
thats so overused.. haha this kid i know used to use it all the time like 3 yrs ago.




how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
Jun 7 2005 12:10PM
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BLADEZ_CREW
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
BITCH,I rollllABLADEZ!!!~~ yo
Ahhz.... ImA jokin!! I DuN Need NO pickUpp LiNezzz!! MaH game IZ alreeeaDy TIgHT fooz!~


*******
BLADEz creW ya'll!!~
J $money$ ma man yo!! HAhHAHa!
PeAcE!!~~!!!~
Jun 7 2005 12:15PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
do you work at subway? because you just made me a footlong..

Jun 7 2005 12:41PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
this one works everytime
Hey, what the hell is that on your face?

guarantee it works

okayplayer. giving you true notes since 1987
Jun 7 2005 1:12PM
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redheadskier_chick1242
Posts: 279 - Karma: 10
so some guy gave me a valentine. it was a really fancy one with a big heart and in fancy lettering there was a poem inside and it said...

roses are red
violets are blue
i like spaghetti
let's go fuck.

kinda hilarious.

*courtney
-girls of NS represent-
Jun 7 2005 1:15PM
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skibum®
Posts: 520 - Karma: 13
you'll do

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strangers passing in hte street by chance two separate glances meet... and i am you and what i see is me
Jun 7 2005 1:16PM
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Sophia_Schwartz
Posts: 96 - Karma: 50
wow some guys just came up to me and some friends and said "if i told you you had a hot body would you hold it against me"

Jun 7 2005 2:32PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
hahaha, wow. i like that one. clever.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
Jun 7 2005 2:34PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
lets not turn this rape into a murder

or

hey does this smell like chloroform?

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Lord_Piot is only concerned about weather or not the us foreign policy will affect his ability to obtain weed or not... - anewmorning.

Word.
Jun 7 2005 2:40PM
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Sophia_Schwartz
Posts: 96 - Karma: 50
^^^ not liking the first one

Jun 7 2005 2:47PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
(pretend to be on cell phone and walk up to a girl) o excuse me, god's on the phone and he said he wants his angels back

lol

"fat penguin" is another ice breaker

Jun 7 2005 2:48PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13045 - Karma: 18,290
''Your father is a thief, he stole the stars out of the heavens and put them in your eyes.''
-Jon Olson



Responsability,what's that?
Jun 7 2005 2:50PM
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JAYTRON
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 16
you have 206 bones in you body.... want another?


is there a mirror in your pants cause i can see me in them?


Is your dad a lumberjack? cause everytime i think about you i get wood in my pants.

Jun 7 2005 3:39PM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
bitch get in my car

can i buy you a fish sandwhich

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It's a day spa. You fuck
Land Shark eeee eee eeeee
Jun 7 2005 3:41PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
lmfao these are fucking hilarious

NS Skateboard Cult
Jun 7 2005 3:47PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

"And just so conservatives take it to hart, i dont think Bush did it cause he isnt that smart, he's a fucking puppet taking orders from his cell phone from the same people who sabotaged senator Wellstone" Immortal Technique

FREE MUMIA ABU JAMAL
Jun 7 2005 3:49PM
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JAYTRON
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 16
nsnski240 ^^^ bitch get in my car was used

Jun 7 2005 3:51PM
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Sophia_Schwartz
Posts: 96 - Karma: 50
"Is your dad a lumberjack? cause everytime i think about you i get wood in my pants"

doesn't work sounds like your thinking about her dad not her

Jun 7 2005 3:52PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

"And just so conservatives take it to hart, i dont think Bush did it cause he isnt that smart, he's a fucking puppet taking orders from his cell phone from the same people who sabotaged senator Wellstone" Immortal Technique

FREE MUMIA ABU JAMAL
Jun 7 2005 3:52PM
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tricksterboardin
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
best one yet!

///////////////////////////////////////i am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004 CANADA KICKS ASSS
Jun 7 2005 3:53PM
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ghettoprep
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
that dress is very becoming on you. But if i was on you id be cumming too./

------------------------------------- -Nell Cop
Jun 7 2005 4:01PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
bitch it aint rape its surprise sex

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
Jun 7 2005 4:12PM
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DAMICO
Posts: 2645 - Karma: 12
^hahahahaha that one works everytime

*NS Skateboarders*
Jun 7 2005 5:43PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
its so small, its cute

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A rmada 4 Life



$$$BOSTONBACKCOUNTRY$$$

Jun 7 2005 5:46PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
hahaah nice

-Nick Martini
steptproductions.com
"Blue prints droppiing fall of 05"
liberty skis
Jun 7 2005 5:50PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
haha these are fucking hilarious

I HATE NY PRODUCTION

- BOGART!!!!!!!!
Jun 7 2005 6:06PM
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SkiingLlama
Posts: 694 - Karma: 5
Is your father a butcher?..... because you got two fine hams in your back of your pants.

I want to be on you.

----> D-Railed Productions www.D-railedproductions.tk
Jun 7 2005 7:10PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
are you a parking ticket cause u got fine written all over u

Jun 7 2005 7:15PM
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skitolive123456789
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 10
i have used that... im happy

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Jun 7 2005 7:30PM
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n.i.c.k.
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 14
Is there a mirrir in your pants cause i can see myself in them. Hahaha works every time. Haha

Jun 7 2005 8:17PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
did santa come early this year, cause you were first on my christmas list

Jun 7 2005 8:55PM
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mattyb.
Posts: 6041 - Karma: 2,091
where u raised on a farm because u sure know how to raise a cock

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Jun 7 2005 9:08PM
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Sophia_Schwartz
Posts: 96 - Karma: 50
^^^ hehe i like

Jun 7 2005 9:34PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
lol

Jun 7 2005 9:37PM
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Ktownchic
Posts: 1774 - Karma: 2
" your hot. your fine. your smokin. your gorgeous. your funny. your a snow bunny. let's hump. "

haha i got that one once in a message from here




how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
Jun 7 2005 9:52PM
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Sophia_Schwartz
Posts: 96 - Karma: 50
^^ interesting

Jun 7 2005 10:25PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
Lick your finger, wipe it on her, and then say "Lets get you out of these wet clothes, baby!"



Jun 7 2005 10:29PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
if you were a booger, id pick you first

-------Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.----------------------------------D alton Trumbo, 1970

Jun 7 2005 10:34PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
your father must have been a baker because he gave you a great set of buns

nice belly button, can i drop my gum off on the way down?

you tap there shoulder and thne there neck line, and then go over their head and go from the other neck line to the shoulder and say the distance form here to here is the same as here to here.

have you met my freind mr hand, say hello to him, then when they say hello you say he's deaf in that ear and put your arm around them so they can talk into the other ear



You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
Jun 7 2005 10:42PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
my love for you is like Diherria...it violently sprays out of my anus when I eat dairy.
-AAH dat one is minenee i Aye madeee it ^upp

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Jun 7 2005 11:05PM
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Salomonman
Posts: 564 - Karma: 10
Your father must be a thief because I saw him stealing from the 7-11

Jun 8 2005 12:36AM
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Gnarshred
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^^haha that ones great


if you were a pirate, would you have your parot on this side (*tap close shoulder*)
or would you have it on this side (*tap other shoulder and stay*)

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Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!

Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
Jun 8 2005 12:41AM
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