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My friend fell off a boat
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alright so the other day i go hanging out with my friends. we decided to smoke some bowls then goof around in his canoe in this pond/lake behind is house. so were just fooling around and he stands up to switch spots and all his weight shifted to one side and canoe was about 1 cm from being fulled up with water , then he fell over board. it was hilarious. the water was mad cold. i just thought that i should share this amazing story with you all.
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not worth the time it took you to type it.. sorry.
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lol yesssss
skier chicks are hotttt!
armada skis are the best,
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i'm not really sure what you expected to happen. you stood up in a canoe.
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uhhh, wats the big deal?
thats what she said
Chris
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Im sure if everyone was thur and we were all baked, and we were in a big canoe then it would be amazingly funny, however, when shared on the internet its still funny, but not LOL funny.
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yay
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TEAM PIZZA!
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not funny.
the only reason one of you might say it is funny is because a girl told the story. by complementing this girl via internet, that somebody thinks there might be a chance that this female story teller will hop the next plane to their town and give them a succulent cock sucking.
not gonna happen.
just admit the story sucked.
fuck you, baby slit.
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on a much more important note, where the hell would one go to "ski mexico?"
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theres skiing in mexico?
yuck, you'll be known as the pussy from this day on if you do that. Do something manly, like cut her initials into your chest or something.
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i just got off a boat....and i still feel like im on the boat...
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man i knew this kid who fell off of the back of the boat and got all chopped up by the propeller. damn it was so sad.
sk sk sk sk sk ski unit
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haha and once this psycho girl i know was mad at her sister and pushed her off of the boat
sk sk sk sk sk ski unit
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your friend is pretty fucking stupid.
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^ look whos back!
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i guess you had to be there
skier chicks are hotttt!
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same exact thing happen to me yesterday.. well it was my friend who fell out but it was the exact same scenario
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my thoughts exactly.
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so basically the best story ever
skier chicks are hotttt!
armada skis are the best,
T-HALLS rule
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HAHAHAHAHA . WOW that was the funniest story ive heard all year! lol good one skimexico. keep up the amazingly funny stories
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i love you........ i cant wait to see at your house this summer, its going to be mad dope neato super duper off the hook
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you are the person mommy just described. total fag
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