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I dunno if this is real or not but its fucken freaky

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Lateralis
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http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=155907



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May 25 2005 3:35PM
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frp1080
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very weird

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May 25 2005 3:36PM
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KingShit
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That's fucked up. Do we have any guaks on this site to translate that?

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May 25 2005 3:37PM
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Anathema
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that is kinda scary


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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(dfp represent)


keep it real.
May 25 2005 3:38PM
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40ozKid
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I thinks its fake, if i knew Korean maybe i could find out

coz it's easy once you know how it's done
you can't stop now
it's already begun
you feel it
running through your bones

and you jerk it out
jerk it out
May 25 2005 3:38PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
is that a species of fish or just 1 or 2 fish. It could be just natural mutation and a coincidence

thats what she said

Chris

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May 25 2005 3:44PM
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ryan.c
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^yeah prolly but u neva know wut u could find in this world, on some island the natives talk about little men that run around that are like midgets but they rnt humans

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
May 25 2005 4:19PM
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jibster270
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^hahaha, ive been told that story before

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May 25 2005 4:25PM
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jibster270
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 13
oh yeah and that fish shit is crazy. i think its just some crazy mutation that coincidently happens to look like the face of my brother...

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May 25 2005 4:26PM
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duhamelski
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i cant understand it

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May 25 2005 4:33PM
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jibster270
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^that would be because its in korean

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May 25 2005 4:34PM
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Jacob_W
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this is the final sign. we are now entering the age of Zuugub. apocalypse is near.

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I hope you find a good excuse
Because I've given about all that I can give
I could try to count the times
That I've been through this in my mind
But I'm running out of fingers
And I don't have that much time
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May 25 2005 4:43PM
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Axiom
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Those little 'hobbits' were in Indonesia, on Flores Island, and they've found their fossils (news story was big last October):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3948165.stm

They think they died out about 12,000 years ago, and that they may actually have been related to humans.

May 25 2005 4:54PM
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ItsPhil
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GROSSSSSSSSSS
if that human faced fish looked at me the wrong way id clock him right in the grill

May 25 2005 5:08PM
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lucyford
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thats really fuckin weird.





far too fly to stay stationary...
May 25 2005 5:18PM
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sacchettiadam
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hahahhshahahahha



red bull, it gives you wings!
May 25 2005 5:27PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
imagine catching one while you were fishing and you pull it in and you see a human face. id fucken shit my pants



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
May 25 2005 5:40PM
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Ski-hobo
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yeah, its real, its a Japanese Koi.





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May 25 2005 5:44PM
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rippinbumpskier
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creepy

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johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty


May 25 2005 5:57PM
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freestyle_kyle
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i read the thread title, then i saw that it was something that lat thought was wierd so i knew it had to be good.

that looks so creepy

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May 25 2005 5:58PM
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dilla_says_go
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those be some ugly ass tuna.

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May 25 2005 6:00PM
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Apple
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http://www.local6.com/news/4112928/detail.html

The fish is a resuly of artificial insemination between a carp and an ayu sweetfish according to the artical. Of course it could just be a hoax.

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hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
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May 25 2005 6:05PM
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ForestryIs8nice
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"The 18,000-year-old specimen, known as Liang Bua 1 or LB1, has been assigned to a new species called Homo floresiensis. It had long arms and a skull the size of a large grapefruit.

The researchers have since found remains belonging to six other individuals from the same species.

LB1 shared its island with a golden retriever-sized rat, giant tortoises and huge lizards - including Komodo dragons - and a pony-sized dwarf elephant called Stegodon which the Hobbits probably hunted."


^ thats some cool shit

May 25 2005 6:07PM
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jibster270
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^wow, that would be one fucking big rat. i would hate to run into that somewhere


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May 25 2005 6:42PM
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General_Shredgnar
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^If I was christopher columbus I would fuck the indies and go inslave those midgets and get me some big rats and cute lil elephants to play with and make them carry me, and once I was bored with it I could eat its delicious juicy meat! Think of how good those ribs would be! Ima get me some midget elephants.

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May 25 2005 6:45PM
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vincepru
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i cant see it. can sombody post the pic please.

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May 25 2005 6:48PM
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MLB
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Man that is crazy Lat, super nuts.




Matman10: Man lat you had that 7 down but you binder poped off
Laterails:Yeah i think they aren't adjusted, or it could be the fact that all that is holding them together is one of my pubes
May 25 2005 6:52PM
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Prospect
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thats all wierd


May 25 2005 6:55PM
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hucker22
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what the fuck

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May 25 2005 6:57PM
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Mattman
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woah, thats kind of creepy.

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
May 25 2005 7:05PM
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wittlescottyVT
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I heard about the bird that has gullible for a nose

Jun 8 2005 4:23PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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wow thats insane....i would freak out if i saw it...everyone really knows that what they did was some humans seamen was in the water and it went inside the fish and it grew to a fuman-a fish human. thats really creepy

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Jun 8 2005 4:36PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
a fuman?? hahahaha your my new friend



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jun 8 2005 4:53PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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sweeeettt

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now! BOGART!!
Jun 8 2005 5:07PM
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JBird
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photoshopped!!!

Jun 8 2005 5:18PM
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sneather
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if it is its pretty good


Jun 8 2005 5:44PM
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JackBach
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Actually, researchers recently discovered an isolated island that did consist of a "midget" society. These small people were human too.

SHAKE YOUR BLOOD
Jun 8 2005 6:05PM
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justanotherskier
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that.......is fukin odd











Jun 8 2005 6:20PM
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fizzlefry
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oh shit i never knew someone would find my babies. ....i fucked a fish once. i didnt think i would need a fucking condom......shit.

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Jun 8 2005 6:21PM
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Norred
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you can barely understand what that lady is saying!



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Jun 8 2005 6:45PM
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SteezePatrol
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the whole screen goes black?!!!??

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Jun 8 2005 6:50PM
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Girays_Brother
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im going to be the first one to go over there and make one of those fuckers into human like fish-and-chips

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Jun 8 2005 6:54PM
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gmack24
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imagine catching that while fishing? holy shit

Jun 8 2005 7:05PM
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