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garrett.
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i need good pranks to pull on my freind. good but not bad enough to get me suspended



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May 23 2005 7:15PM
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faah
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 13
this is what my friends brother did for his prank war.. this only works if you are going against two people. wait until they park next to each other, then lock their cars together using some heavy chains. the two people had to get the ag. dept. out and have them cut it with a plasma cutter or something like that

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May 23 2005 7:25PM
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40ozKid
Posts: 209 - Karma: 10
Why do it in school, you can pull funner ones outside of school. One time me and my friends were chilling and one of them decided to raid my dads liquior cabinet w/o asking me or even telling me, he passed out drunk. So went outside to his car and jacked it up and took all his wheels off and put his car on blocks then and hid his wheels. We made up some scavenger hunt that was suppose to lead him to the wheels. But really it didnt so we made him look for about 3 hours before telling him that his wheels were in his trunk. He was so pissed at me, but he kicked me in the balls earlier that day. He had it coming

coz it's easy once you know how it's done
you can't stop now
it's already begun
you feel it
running through your bones

and you jerk it out
jerk it out
May 23 2005 7:26PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
were only 13 so we dont drive


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May 23 2005 7:28PM
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40ozKid
Posts: 209 - Karma: 10
I cant think of any prank that wont get you in trouble sorry


coz it's easy once you know how it's done
you can't stop now
it's already begun
you feel it
running through your bones

and you jerk it out
jerk it out
May 23 2005 7:31PM
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willbski9
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 31
nugget his bag, put something rottin it it, zipp tie the zippers togther and zip tie it to the ceiling.

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May 23 2005 7:35PM
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[Holland]
Posts: 88 - Karma: 10
see viva la bam season 3 disc 1...when jhonny knoxvlle and bam have a massive parnk war with ryan dunn in it.....its sicccck

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May 23 2005 7:55PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
one time my sisters friends tied rotting pig guts all over her car.

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11 please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
May 23 2005 8:04PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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if youve got access to his house, go to his bathroom, unscrew the showerhead, and insert a roll of your favorite flavor of lifesavers. or a bullion cube. either way, hell come out sticky and smelling like either fruit, or chicken soup. then hell take another shower to try and clean himself off, and guess what? hell just get more sticky, fruity or chicken soupy.

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May 23 2005 8:07PM
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[Holland]
Posts: 88 - Karma: 10
perfect i dea....im going to try that one

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May 23 2005 8:21PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
piss on him.

May 23 2005 8:33PM
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BigMac93
Posts: 380 - Karma: 59
take a fucking shit on his face

May 23 2005 9:08PM
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ryan.c
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crazy glue some stuff together like his bag or somitnh

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
May 23 2005 9:27PM
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bmxican_89
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i think it would be funny to just glue paper all over there room if you had time. or t.p. his room while he is sleeping, and on the outside of the house tp only the part of the house that his room is in. it wouldnt be that funny, but if i woke up to that i would be like"i wonder what the fuck happened here".

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May 23 2005 9:46PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
Freeze shaving cream in liquid nitrogen, cut open the can, take out the block of shacing cream, thow it in their car on a warm day, and watch that shit expand and take up every cubed inch of the car. (will require more than one can)






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May 23 2005 9:48PM
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bmxican_89
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i dont know where to buy liquid nitrogen

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"
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May 23 2005 9:49PM
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R-Bertsch
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that what be such a money prank if it werent nearly impossible to get liquid nitrogen

May 23 2005 9:51PM
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Ski-hobo
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^Liquid nitrogen is like 75 cents a gallon, or you could use dry Ice and a cooler.






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May 23 2005 9:52PM
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bmxican_89
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can you just pry the bottom of the can off? and how long does it take to freeze with just dry ice?

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"
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May 23 2005 9:53PM
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R-Bertsch
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hahhaah try it and see what happens, video tape it while ur at it.

May 23 2005 9:56PM
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Ski-hobo
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well, dry ice isn't a liquid like liquid nitrogen, WHICH you can get it you do a little local research, so the cooler might not get as cold as you need it to, Im thinking the white shaving cream might not freeze until -30 or more(?) So go ahead and let the can freeze for a long time. Few hours.

but it would be the best damn prank ever.






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May 23 2005 9:58PM
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bmxican_89
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no i meant after it was frozen. im not that retarded.

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"
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May 23 2005 9:58PM
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Ski-hobo
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you mean unfreeze?






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May 23 2005 10:00PM
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Ski-hobo
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whoa, there is actually a webpage dealing with the subject of this prank, I've only heard about it,
here is the info, its a little disapointing: http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/frozen/frozen.html






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May 23 2005 10:03PM
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switch_9
Posts: 876 - Karma: 10
This is a fun one that isnt really a prank, but fun, and it works extra good on sleep talkers. You just whisper stuff in their ear when they are asleep and they might talk back. Just say weird shit and its sometimes really funny.

"Dude...I just bought 200 water balloons and I'm gonna go hit cars......with rocks." Ryan I.
May 23 2005 11:09PM
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guddgulf17
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fucking brilliant. nice work

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May 24 2005 12:17AM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
otherwise, put vaseline on the edges of his windshield wipers, so that when it starts raining, he turns on the wipers, and he has gooeey vaseline all over his windshield. it doesnt come off either

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May 24 2005 12:20AM
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jsg
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^hehehe

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May 24 2005 12:20AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
OK i did this in high school, SOOO FUCKING GENIUS

when you guys are in the library, (assuming your library has those book sensors at the doors) hide like 3 small books in his backpack...you should use books related to drugs like "So you have a problem with heroin" or "It's ok to be Gay" or "Solutions to Suicide" hahah the kid will get caught, the librarian will see the titles and send his ass to the fucking psychiatrist, trust me man its fool proof and the funniest thing in the world

May 24 2005 12:26AM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
im soo using that takin the tires off your buddies car on my friend hahah thats sooo good, the best would be to do it at a public place like say he goes to a movie and that give you 2 hours to do it, and he would never excpect that

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!! 807 Army 4life
May 24 2005 1:21AM
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Ski-hobo
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lol, I saw a video where some guys hooked up their friends breaks to his car horn.






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May 24 2005 1:27AM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 357
this is what i did to my buddie that just graduated:
he drives a van. we filled it up when crumpeled news paper. then saran warped the outside with 6 rolls of it. put a land chair on top. also strung cristmas lights all over the car and pluged them in. he was pissed but thinks some one else did it!


snap crackle pop
May 24 2005 2:05AM
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DrGonzo729
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your friends suck

-------Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.----------------------------------D alton Trumbo, 1970

May 24 2005 2:08AM
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JAYTRON
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put saran wrap on his toilet and make it with out any bends or shit so u cant see its there and then just wait. hopfully he'll take a shit too.

May 24 2005 11:03AM
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dandoy
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i think he'll feel somethings wrong if he sits down, unless he's taken to much action in the back section

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May 24 2005 11:11AM
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DANETRON
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WHY DONT U JUST BLOW HIM THE FUCK UP

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May 24 2005 11:13AM
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garrett.
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keep it comin

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May 24 2005 7:17PM
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JoeTheRipper
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blow a load in his face.... he won't fuck with you anymore.

R.I.P Kp you will be remembered J-crew
May 24 2005 7:17PM
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40ozKid
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your friends suck

At least i have friends

coz it's easy once you know how it's done
you can't stop now
it's already begun
you feel it
running through your bones

and you jerk it out
jerk it out
May 24 2005 9:49PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
break into his room, and super glue every single thing to the floor.

V-TOWN Bitches!
May 24 2005 10:19PM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
a banana in the backpack always works or some sort of meat in there locker

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"
-tandan83
May 24 2005 11:21PM
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z_hidding
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put flour in the car's air vents and when they turn them on they get a face full of flour and it dont cum out for ages

May 25 2005 6:23AM
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nauseA
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Saran wrap him on his bed and flip him.

May 25 2005 8:21AM
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mk2
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you could put the frozen shaving cream in his locker even if it does expand a whole lot it will still make a huge mess. also i think the reason it doesnt expand is because the co2 is normally trapped at the top of the bottle try shaking it

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May 25 2005 10:22AM
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JoeTheRipper
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well if you can't produce semen pee or take a shit on his face while he's sleeping

R.I.P Kp you will be remembered J-crew
May 25 2005 10:25AM
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garrett.
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im using the shaving cream prank


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May 26 2005 12:46AM
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JoeTheRipper
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That's a good one to use but Shit in his face and he will know you are serious....

R.I.P Kp you will be remembered J-crew
May 26 2005 3:41AM
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alc
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shaving cream is the best idea ever

you're fat
May 26 2005 7:31AM
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bermbuster49
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hahahahah

-kulpy-

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May 26 2005 3:23PM
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ryan.c
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thats stupid it happens at my school all the time n people dont care all u gotta say is i didnt no it was in there n they wont bother u

yeah i wanna do the shavin cream one too

microwave an egg in his microwave, actually a couple eggs

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
May 26 2005 4:09PM
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BLKOUT
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get a camera and a rubber glove, go to his house, take a huge dump in his toilet, take his toothbrush and throw it in the toilet, take a picture of it, take the toothbrush out of the toilet with the rubber glove, rinse off the brush if it has any major chunks on it, dispose of the glove so noone finds it and gets suspicious, show him the picture of his toothbrush a day or two later and laugh your fucking ass off.

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May 26 2005 11:32PM
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