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... so the condom broke

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InfernoHits
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haha yes the condom broke, but I didn't bust in her, I am 100% safe?

May 23 2005 12:21AM
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Anathema
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nope. preseminal fluids dude, you might be in trouble.. next time, just stick it in her mouth


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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keep it real.
May 23 2005 12:21AM
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Salomonman
Posts: 564 - Karma: 10
haha?, dont laugh man, you gotta be careful, make sure to pinch the tip of the condom to get the air out, air in there is usually what will make it break

May 23 2005 12:40AM
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InfernoHits
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ok I'll give you guys updates in the weeks to come to see if she has her period

May 23 2005 12:48AM
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dman1260
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if you want to be 100% safe she could always go to planned parenthood and take the pill that will prevent pregnancy if taken within 72 hours.

May 23 2005 1:00AM
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dman1260
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yeah, that would work too.

May 23 2005 1:03AM
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bitchassphatz
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why isn't the bitch on birth control? hitting it raw is the only way to go.....that is; if she's clean.

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May 23 2005 1:18AM
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hahah Anathema....you naughty but oh so silly boy...

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May 23 2005 1:21AM
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ItsPhil
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wear 2 next time duhhhh

May 23 2005 1:45AM
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Mattman
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haha your fucked, birth control and 2x the condom

better safe then sorry and in your case, your going to get AIDS. or not.

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
May 23 2005 1:51AM
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whattheshit
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you don't want to completely remove the space at the tip of the condom. you need to leave the tip to bust in. and 2x up? not good, it will help both to break because they are causing friction. the outter layer will have a greater chance of slipping off and getting lodged DEEP.

fucking noobs.

May 23 2005 2:49AM
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fr33rid3r
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 18
the pill.

'this is just like sex, only im having it!'
May 23 2005 5:30AM
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Turkeyjerky101
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Well 2 words- your fucked

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May 23 2005 9:03AM
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t-mack101
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nate bitcher

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May 23 2005 9:06AM
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nothanks
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He's right, always a chance of that pregnating her too.

Bring her to Planned Parenthood. Make sure it's all good

Double up and or put her on the pill.

Good luck...



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May 23 2005 9:33AM
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Phrosty
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there is no reason for any girl who's having sex not to be on birth control.




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May 23 2005 9:59AM
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ThisAngelicRage
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exept some girls don't really feel like it's there job to put hormones into their body to better suit sex-raged males. i could care less if i get laid, if a guy wants the poon he needs a jimmy hat.





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May 23 2005 10:03AM
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wntrwill
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well if were talking about being safe, birth control is way safer than condoms. nothing is infallible though.

May 23 2005 10:33AM
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WIfreeskier
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amen.

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May 23 2005 10:40AM
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icecreamsandwich
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agreed.

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May 23 2005 10:47AM
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Ktownchic
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wow. it sucks to be you .

good luck with all of that.

let us kno how it works out.






how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
May 23 2005 11:21AM
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d-loc
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underage, have to tell mommy and daddy... thats the reason right their man.

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May 23 2005 11:27AM
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Lateralis
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thats why its better if theye really young cuz they havent started menstruating yet so you can pop in them all you want



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May 23 2005 11:32AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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or get the really old ones who've stopped menstrating

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May 23 2005 11:42AM
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[Holland]
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wow man if i were u i would be freaking out right know.....if she is pregnant your life is fucked......

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May 23 2005 12:00PM
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InfernoHits
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I heard that there are only like 4 days a month that females are able to become inpregnanted. It can happen other days but the chances are much less. I think I am safe

May 23 2005 12:03PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
I broke too many with my last girlfriend, it was a combination of things. I worried a bit, but she was on birth control as well, so it wasn't that big of a thing. If your girl isn't on BC, i wouldn't let it kill you, because the chances are greatly reduced, however anything can happen.

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May 23 2005 12:05PM
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DANETRON
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its all about where the egg is in the fallopian(sp) tubes

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May 23 2005 12:07PM
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d-loc
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uhhh its more than 4 buddy, it can happen anytime they ovulate. ovulation "usually" takes place 2 weeks after the period and can last for 7 days or more, depending on the girl. it is in that time frame that sperm 3 days old living inside ur girl can be inpregnated. meaning if this happend 3-4 days before she ovulates sperm can still be living inside her. and again ovulation is also at random and can happen at any time, even during a period you can get pregnant. so your never safe, but the worst is 12-14 days after her period ends

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May 23 2005 12:08PM
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Elfonzerio
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I'd be more worried about a std. But hey, Once you got em you don't have to worry about getting them.

May 23 2005 12:08PM
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Ktownchic
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ya.. that includes your ski life being fucked.




how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
May 23 2005 12:47PM
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mamapig
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if she does have a kid get him on skis asap

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May 23 2005 12:59PM
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sconniestyle
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why didnt you get the morning after pill right away? that is the single most stress-relieving invention in the history of man. BUT, it wreaks havoc on the woman's body, so dont rely on it too much. ive had to use it a few times, and it will def. make sure you dont have kids.

off the topic, most babies concieved by broken condom situations turn out retartded. think about that. you fucked up your life, and the world has one more retard in it now.



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May 23 2005 1:33PM
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d-loc
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^you take the pill even as a man?

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May 23 2005 1:35PM
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TheWorst
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next time double life jacket and bc just to be safe

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May 23 2005 1:45PM
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Stryken
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Yeah man, get the pill...99.9% and it will let you have sex that feels good.

And no, you are not 100% safe, but I wouldn't stress TOO much, if you don't bust you can still get her pregnant, but it isn't very likely.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
May 23 2005 1:47PM
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friday01
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you guys are retarded. everything ive read that people have said in here are what they tell you in health class. there is such a small chance of you getting pregnant from presemanal or what ever it is. the withdrawl method works fine.

May 23 2005 4:12PM
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skibum®
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and to all the kids who are saying double up, dont because its actually worse, there is a much better chance of them breaking. Have none of you been in health class?

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May 23 2005 4:16PM
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ItsPhil
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i would double up on the magnum condoms and then put a ziploc baggy over that just to be safe

May 23 2005 4:20PM
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frp1080
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putting two on would take away the pleasure

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May 23 2005 4:27PM
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ItsPhil
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maybe he has a really good imagination

May 23 2005 4:44PM
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ryan.c
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haha, and for all u that said wear 2...not a good idea. wen ur havin sex they rub together and will create a hole. learned that in good ol health class. deff dont wear 2 tho cause they wear real easy. bc pills prolly ur best chance of not gettin her pregnant

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
May 23 2005 4:45PM
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parkskiertmr
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withdrawl is not safe for horny adolescents like us who with not so much experience can easily blow ur load early

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May 23 2005 4:49PM
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frp1080
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very well put

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May 23 2005 4:50PM
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Apple
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what brand of condom were you using?

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May 23 2005 4:52PM
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johanblaze
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there could have been premature ejaculation. and what the hell happened? was there like a big snapping sound and an explosion of latex?

May 23 2005 4:54PM
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jono
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Some kid at a party I was at was looking for a condom, failed at this, so asked us if we could help him find a zip-lock bag and a rubber band.

May 23 2005 5:15PM
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tBatt
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haha^ y not go to a store


May 23 2005 5:26PM
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General_Shredgnar
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thats definitely not true


'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
May 23 2005 5:44PM
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johnnypsunami
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meh, I wouldnt worry about it dude. Most condoms have some type of spermicide on them, which in the case of a bit of pre-semen, youll be fine.

'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
May 23 2005 5:49PM
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Anson
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You're having sex too, you fucking retard. When you let a man stick is johnson rod inside of your pretty, pretty flesh, you take on equal responsibility. Plus, it's just hormones that you already have in your body.

I don't want to wear a jimmy hat to suit the sex craving pleasures of my girlfriend. Fuck you.

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May 23 2005 6:13PM
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