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Public_Enemy0255
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I smoked cat nip. I was at a friends house and we were sitting in her kitchen and i saw this container full of cat nip that looked a lot like weed. i sprinkled some on the carpet and the effing cat went physco. i mean rollin on the floor rubbing against shit and meowing like crazy. Well my stupid friend wanted to see what would happen if we lit it on fire so she took some in a bowl and lit it on fire. It burned and smelled just like weed. i was like whoa, i wonder what would happen if u smoked it. well since my friend doesn;t do drugs she didn't have any products to make a pipe with, so we used the good ol pop can. set it up and everything and when i took the first "hit" it tasted exactly like weed! and it burned my throat just like weed. it was neato. like 5 minutes later after taking like 6 puffs i felt really weak. it wasnt the same high as weed and my eyes were not tweaked. i just felt really really relaxed and calm. which is surpirsing because cat nip makes cats go insane but it made me calm down. it was pretty cool cuz i slept like a baby and woke up rested. so my point is, has anybody ever done this before? haha its cool i wanna know if it will do anything bad to me...

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yes i live in a van.-DuffLogic22
May 22 2005 8:03PM
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kyle_w
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i hope your dumb ass gets lockjaw or something. who in the fuck smokes cat nip?






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
May 22 2005 8:08PM
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bermbuster49
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^hahah really, but whatever floats your boat...have fun with your catnip

-kulpy-

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May 22 2005 8:13PM
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freeski1620
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what the fuck! you smoked fucking cat nip! are you retarted! wow, go buy some weed and get a real high! but i cant see it making you any dumber than you already are. if its safe for cats, its safe for humans!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider
May 22 2005 8:15PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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i was really hoping when i read this thread it would be a story of some terrible misunderstanding or practical joke.





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May 22 2005 8:20PM
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lucyford
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uhhhh//





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May 22 2005 8:22PM
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SchweitzerSki
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guys she fuckin 15 and curious.....and apparently likes girls. she was just seeing what would happen. you all need to chill out

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May 22 2005 8:22PM
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asac
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what were you thinking?

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May 22 2005 8:24PM
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kyle_w
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thats worse than the kid who got caught trying to seel wild hemp in my school to pass it off as marijuana. the dumbass smokes some too and i think he fucked something up.






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
May 22 2005 8:25PM
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(Jonesy)
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oh man, get this. last night, i got drunk, and as the night was winding down, i was stumbling around, an noticed that there were a ton of wounded soldiers. Well, this sort of thing offends me, so i took it upon myself to finish them off. i got a couple half-full ones down, and i reached for another one, and pulled it back. the second it touched my lips, i knew it wasn't beer. i rushed over to the sink, and spit out a mouthful of CHEW SPIT!!! thank god i didn't swallow, but that put a damper on my evening. by far the most foul thing iv'e ever experienced.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
May 22 2005 8:33PM
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-jibchick-
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^ that sucks youre lucky as hell that you didnt swallow that

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May 22 2005 8:36PM
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skimexico
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HAHAHA that is fucking fantastic! you smoked catnip! haha thats funny stuff

skier chicks are hotttt!

armada skis are the best,
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May 22 2005 8:44PM
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johanblaze
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HAHAHHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT WAS HILARIOUS

May 22 2005 8:49PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
k first u little slut i dont like girls! YOU DO! i wont mention your girlfriends name thoough. muhahaha it was a grand time so all u shut up.

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yes i live in a van.-DuffLogic22
May 22 2005 8:50PM
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icecreamsandwich
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when i was like 12, id go to my aunts house with my family, and she would always have bags of catnip lying around her house, like on the top of the tv stand, and the kitchen counters and stuff....i thought it was weed and i got really confused, until i asked what it was and learned it was not weed...but catnip.

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May 22 2005 10:01PM
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SteezePatrol
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all girls on ns are sluts....some are cool, creater of this thread not cool, schweitzerski cooler

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May 22 2005 10:17PM
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sugarnspice
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it's true, we all want multiple penis' at once


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May 22 2005 10:18PM
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freerider_klo
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HAHAHHA in grade seven some chick smoked and we made fun of her, oh yah we still do..

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May 22 2005 10:20PM
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sacchettiadam
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the reason you felt "calm" is because when you smokeed the ct nip it cuts off some air to your brain and replaces it with smoke. So now you feel relaxed because there is not enough oxygen in your brain. its not that cat nip, just the smoke. Anykind of smoke can do that



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May 22 2005 10:23PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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^ why thank you for answering my Q instead of beating me with a bloody stick.

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May 22 2005 10:25PM
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switch_9
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wow you are retarded.

"Dude...I just bought 200 water balloons and I'm gonna go hit cars......with rocks." Ryan I.
May 22 2005 10:25PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
^ good one...yes i am a retard. bleh

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May 22 2005 10:34PM
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switch_9
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I almost don't like you as much as ALANTASKI, almost.

"Dude...I just bought 200 water balloons and I'm gonna go hit cars......with rocks." Ryan I.
May 22 2005 10:51PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
^bahahaha profile worthy

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yes i live in a van.-DuffLogic22
May 22 2005 11:22PM
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ForestryIs8nice
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haha cat nip not bad... funny story the first time i smoked weed in the 7th grade, we had like the littest amount of weed and we rolled it up in joint anyways- so between the four guys there, we had like three blows apiece. needless to say, it had little effect so we just drank like we always did. later that night when we joined the rest of the get-together, one of the kids i had smoked with was really drunk and tried to smoke country time lemonade and ended up just hacking all night. but he was fucked up and to get attention like every does when they are drunk, he put a n64 controller between a newspaper and tried to light it on fire to pretend like he was smoking it.

May 22 2005 11:43PM
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Doghouse
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hey the first person who ever smoked weed and got high off it probably got made fun of too, just think of yourself as a pioneer




'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G



May 23 2005 1:34AM
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Salomonman
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^ that's true, who the hell would think of smoking some random plant anyways, wtf

May 23 2005 1:39AM
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the_hawk_of_europe
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hey public_enemy!

i read a lot of things about drugs in the last time, and on friday, a friend and i wanted to try catnip. it grows in my garden. so we went in the little wood besides our school in the noon-break and smoked 2 joints with catnip. first of all i thought i can't feel any effect, but like 10 minutes later we were both really relaxed and we had to laugh a lot. back in class, we became tired and slept during the music lesson.it was quite amusing..

May 23 2005 9:41AM
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Lateralis
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we've all done the pop can pipe before but its a fucken terrible way to smoke. when your inhaling aluminum oxide the end result is alzheimers



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May 23 2005 11:35AM
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d-loc
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first off it does NOT smell or taste like good weed, maybe the schwag you smoke but nothing like the chronic i toke.

second yes you prbably smoke oregano and cat nip all the time cuz you buy crappy weed and the will just mix it together to make a better profit. have fun with your schwag smoking but when you need some purple kush, heave, candy, blueberries, afghani, widow, jack herer, ak-47, g-13, couch lock, strawberry cough or skunk #1 come holla and taste some REAL GREEN

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May 23 2005 11:36AM
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the_hawk_of_europe
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no catnip definately does NOT smell like weed. it smells like mint chewing gum.

May 23 2005 11:40AM
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Ktownchic
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^ i wouldnt know... i never tried to smoke catnip




how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
May 23 2005 12:53PM
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TheWorst
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your a fuckin crack ho

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May 23 2005 1:48PM
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gmack24
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can we say dirty?

May 23 2005 1:58PM
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(Jonesy)
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don't you live in ohio? come to the west coast to taste the fine chronic.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
May 23 2005 2:40PM
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ppcrider
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you smoked catnip. Thats so fucking sweet.

May 23 2005 3:07PM
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Sashac
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Newschoolers is so lame now.

May 23 2005 3:10PM
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ryan.c
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haha n64 controller wtf? yeah some1 i know smoked opium n shrums this past weekend

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
May 23 2005 5:11PM
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johnnypsunami
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your a fucking idiot.

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May 23 2005 5:55PM
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Stryken
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I hope there is some fucking toxin in there that fucks you up bad.

Cat Nip? come now. And you didn't get high, that is what some call a placebo effect...keep dreaming.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
May 23 2005 10:11PM
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switch_9
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I think everyone on this site is lame. im lame. online arguing is lame. everything is lame.

"Dude...I just bought 200 water balloons and I'm gonna go hit cars......with rocks." Ryan I.
May 23 2005 10:54PM
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Salomonman
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smoked shrooms? that's really fucking dumb, mushroom spores can grow on your lungs and then your fucked

May 23 2005 11:01PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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see i have a friend, ohhh snap!

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yah one time i poured some rat poison on my carpet and my cat went pyshco, so me and my friend put some in a bowl and lit it on fire, and it smelled exactly like marshmellows! so my friend decided to eat some, and he died.-ElGato
May 23 2005 11:44PM
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d-loc
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haha yes i do... and alot of the good is shipped from cali and over from the west. but alot comes from expierenced people that know the hydro grow. trust me some of the shit has won reefer rumbles and other contests. im no buster that thinks hes got chron when its really just some beasters. i get hightime type green, and if you think im jokin i will post some pics up for you... i do however want to take a trip to cali and see just what it is like, but im sure its the same, just more variety and shit. cuz alot of the time we get shit sent from oregon, colorado, cali and yes its the best... like some jack herer and white rhino from what i can recall at the moment.

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May 24 2005 8:05AM
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ryan.c
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yeah shrooms n opium, not me tho

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
May 24 2005 8:07AM
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d-loc
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HAHAHAHA your a dumb fuck man... people like to lace weed with excess shroom dust when they get big bags, it adds a sweet visual to your high for 10-30 min. the spores cant grow anymore once they have been dried and sitting around un-fed dumbass. thats why when you pick them you flick them first and come back the next day. you dont pick them and run home and flick them to try and get more to grow, it doesnt work like that hahahah

man your silly, know your drugs before you talk the talk

--------------------------------- ---- -------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it. D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
May 24 2005 8:10AM
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RedbAss
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That hppend to me once. We were out on the porch smoking weed and cigs. I had this cute thing sitting on my lap and my chances were good. So i was trying to play it really cool. Anywasy we were using one beer can as an ashtray, and drinking onecan each. Well I got a swig from the wrong one. But I didn't let it show and rinsed with the 'beer' can. I have to say weed ash isn't as nasty as cig ash


May 24 2005 8:37AM
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TheWorst
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why the shit would you do that like there are some stupid people out there but i think you just take the cake

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May 25 2005 5:16PM
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KillerMonkey
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catnip is like weed for cats or at least mine was, cause my cat go into the bag of catnip and his eyes were all dilated and when we picked him up he could barely stand. It was the funniest shit in the world. He also didnt notice when grabbed his tail and when we usually do that he spazzes out.

thats what she said

Chris

Have a JIBARITO!
May 25 2005 6:13PM
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FartBoy05
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cindy99 is the greatest bud i have ever smoked

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May 25 2005 8:58PM
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freeskier0808
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aaaaaaahahahha....finally someone dumber than me!!!!!!

May 25 2005 9:05PM
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