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Can girls sound fat?

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skipimp_
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Yo, you know they can. c'mon, if you hear chicks on the phone, they can sound fat. why do so many people think im full of shit. i need some virtual support.


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Oct 30 2002 12:49AM
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skier_boy26
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i was talkin to somebody... she called m and i couldnt recognize hr voice cause it had a weird pitch... in my mind i thought theperson was some fat girl... so yeah, they do sound fat, some of them

-Grant-

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Oct 30 2002 12:52AM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
100% - ..

9 times out of ten you can hear a fat girl, for sure. It is just some sound.. or they way they breathe or somethin'

I have heard other guys say this before too.. and it is the same with guys but not as obvious

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Oct 30 2002 12:54AM
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skipimp_
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guys aren't fat...what the hell are you trying to say?


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Oct 30 2002 12:59AM
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skilikeagirl
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oh no.. there's no fat guys out there.. not at all.. not like that 40+ year old pedifile guy that keeps following me around at work.. no, there are no fat guys... just chicks.

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Oct 30 2002 1:03AM
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lizziebeth
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that's why fat kids use the internet. look at how many kids are on this site... hahaha.

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Oct 30 2002 1:22AM
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skier_boy26
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skiers usually tend not to be fat... so im not worried about the people here being fat

-Grant-

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Oct 30 2002 1:24AM
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skipimp_
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that what i thought.......


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Oct 30 2002 1:25AM
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lizziebeth
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actually i have yet to see someone who's overweight rip at skiing. i just don't think it's possible.

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Oct 30 2002 1:40AM
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skilikeagirl
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i know this one girl that is fat and isn't bad.. but its only cause she has the weight factor that she can hit the jumps bigger then i can - but she will never be able to pull anything tech with that extra poundage!

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Oct 30 2002 1:42AM
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westcoaststyle
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if they are eating something while youre on the phone with them theyre fat.
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Oct 30 2002 2:57AM
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Lanemeyers
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Skilikeagirl, your typing sounds like you're fat! I can just tell with stuff like this!

Everybody to the limit!
Oct 30 2002 8:19AM
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Bawb
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I always say you can hear the lipidinous deposits pressing down and constricting their pharynx

It gives them a muted, high pitched whine as they barely squeeze the air out of their lungs, past the fatty obstruction, like it is their last death breath which it soon will be unless they lose over 400 pounds.








I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

Oct 30 2002 8:28AM
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skilikeagirl
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Hey lanemayers... really, you think so eh? oh damn you found me out (joking)

-- you would be the only one here to know if i have 'fat voice'

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Oct 30 2002 9:06AM
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Bawb
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Hey

I like wholesome girls!

More to hold onto and cuddle

haha








I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

Oct 30 2002 9:24AM
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Lanemeyers
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She's your gal then Robbie!

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Oct 30 2002 9:33AM
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skilikeagirl
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screw off lane

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Oct 30 2002 9:37AM
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threejay
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brad holmes is fat and skis. i hate the guy tho


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Oct 30 2002 2:17PM
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Mayze29
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so if you can tell a girl is fat on the phone...could you be able to tell if she is anorexic too?



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Oct 30 2002 2:33PM
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GLSurf
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Skislikeagirl is hot though, check out her profile!!! Anyway, the anorexic chicks sound like they are dying!
Oct 30 2002 3:23PM
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Phrosty
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yeah brad is a big guy


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Oct 30 2002 3:23PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Where's Mauii????



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Oct 30 2002 3:57PM
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Cam
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if you think skilikeagirl is fat, got look at some of her pics and then tell me that!



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Oct 30 2002 4:04PM
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*Neil
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she looks familear.. looks like the chick in the freeskier that rex thomes is grabbing her tittie


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Oct 30 2002 4:37PM
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Cam
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yup, thats her!


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Oct 30 2002 5:04PM
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Ds91260
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u can tell a girls anerexic cause shell b saying 'do u think im fat i think im fat everyone thinks im fat i wish i was dead im going on a water diet waaaaaaaa'
Oct 30 2002 5:16PM
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mauii
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whaddya mean wheres mauii? Im 5'11' and 155lb :D .. i aint fat!

Mauii
Oct 30 2002 6:05PM
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linkray
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brad holmes isnt too big..ive seen way fatter rip it up, there was one guy at st sauver (spelling) who must have been 220+ pounds, he wasnt very tall or built, just fat, and he was throwing down pretty good, 720 grabs, nice railslides, well thats not amazingly good, but pretty nice for a fat guy. I see tons of fat snowboarders though, mostly just posers.

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Oct 30 2002 6:55PM
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BrodyLeven
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not always at ALL! like they can sound totally hot or whatever and be huge or sooo ugly. i hate it when that happens.

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Oct 30 2002 7:03PM
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witchbaby666
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Hey, theres nothing wrong with being fat! So what if I weigh 96 lbs, it's whats inside that counts! Waaa... I need to diet!






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Oct 30 2002 11:56PM
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andyrightcoast
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Has anyone else noticed that fat chicks tend to be confused 99% of the time? Especially in the movie theater or any place requiring them to pick a seat. I swear, it like this. They walk in, look around for 5 minutes like they are lost, or confused, and then they go and sit down, but they always have to find the most indirect route to get there.

Go to a movie theater and see what I'm talking about. Its a wierd thing I've noticed. But its like almost 99% true.


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Oct 31 2002 2:51PM
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westcoaststyle
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ahahaha, i love it andy.
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Oct 31 2002 5:12PM
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caleBCaleb
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If someones really fat you CAN tell over the internet. they type like this. ahhaern, ik asnmm spo sdinknyt

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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
Oct 31 2002 7:48PM
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caleBCaleb
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cause their fingers are fat. haha, like on the simpsons: '-the fingers you are using to dial are too fat. To order a dialing wand, please smash the keypad with your fist..now-' So beware of bad spellers on the site!!

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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
Oct 31 2002 7:51PM
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skipimp_
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Look, I think that all girls deserve more respect, the real beauty is inside...underneath all the folded over, stretch mark ridden, warm, slimy, greasy, oozing flab........wait, I take it back..those bitches are F-A-T!


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

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Oct 31 2002 10:14PM
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BigPerm
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another amazing thread by ski pimp, i think your right, fat chicks have a like whiny annoying voice and they are always confused like andy said. Very true guys

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Oct 31 2002 10:18PM
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CrazyChica
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okay, witchbaby, 96 is so not fat... not that it matters but seriously. the only reason some people weigh so much is b/c they're strong or whatever, muscle ways a whole lot more than fat, you know...
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Nov 2 2002 12:18AM
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C.Royce
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if you you think 96 is big at all then i'm a freakin horse
Nov 2 2002 12:43AM
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SUpilot
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1-800-FAT-GIRL.....just try it....its hilarious and it doesnt cost anything
Nov 2 2002 2:13AM
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skipimp_
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it's ok, your mom doesn't charge me anyways.


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SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Nov 2 2002 9:06AM
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SUpilot
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skipimp lets get off moms, cause i just got off yours.
Nov 2 2002 3:51PM
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westcoaststyle
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ooooooohh, now you gone n done it
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Nov 2 2002 6:11PM
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johnnypsunami
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probably because they are always eating while on the phone
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Nov 2 2002 6:41PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
how'd you get off my mom? u have to use rapelling equipment?

fat bitches always eat on the phone
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SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Nov 4 2002 8:51PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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Hey i dig fat chicks, more cushion for the pushin




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Nov 4 2002 10:13PM
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skipimp_
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the only logic for that is because you're fat.
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SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Nov 11 2002 9:06PM
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StriderMG
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i concur with the heezy and whiny voice of fat chicks, damn the blubber

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech
Nov 11 2002 10:04PM
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