Mormons Came To My DoorMan

i get them all the time comming to my door. all i say is your nuts to beleive in what you beleive in and your infracturing my peace so go away please... thats my line. but its always new young guys cause thats the only way the religion lives... and i hate when they go to other countries like peru and they get themselves into shit and then its like thank god and shit, thats not neccesarely mormons, but its gets old causethey got temselves into shit and just got plane lucky they lived... best example, those two fuck nut chicks from texas in afghaistan...they lied through their teeth and broke tha countries laws, then they were on the ews and shit saying how god saved us and shit. i bet if they went through that a couple more times in the past they would run out of luck... anyways, yes i hate when people come to my door and tell me crap abou religion an dont go away

-Grant-

Chicken Wang?

what happened with the two girls in afganistan?? i must have missed that story.
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aight, heres how it happened. there were these two young adult girlsfrom Waco, Texas. Im not sure what relion they are off the top of m head. Anyway, they were in Afganhistan spreading their religion. they were caught by the Taliban. doing what they did is like 1st degree murder here in the US, maybe worse. however, they lied and said they were only teaching these deprived children. they were lying cause they were teaching the bible directly to them and stuff like that, its a bit hazy. continuing, they were imprisoned. when the whole war began, some troops landed some helis and stuff and rescued them. when they got back it was media hype fo sho. they were everywhere on tv and stuff. then they got bak to their big ass church in Waco and started their whole tank the lord and god and stuff thing. when they got back all the attention wadiverted from why they wee imprisoned in the first place to their terrifying ordeal and how they are survivors and shit. that bsicallyit about them

-Grant-

Chicken Wang?

Oh. interesting.
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peace--->chris
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Ya, these Jahovah Witness's came to my house the other day. They told me that the devil was hiding and all this shit and asked me where all the evil was coming from. It pisses me off, those bastards take like 50 percent of your paycheck and shit like that.
Why dont they realize that no one on the face of this earth appreciates some wacked out old women coming to there door and reading from the bible to them.


_DECAfilm

y didnt u just give him the old hobo routine 'get out of my house!'

jehovas witnesses came to my house once, my dad usually just pretends to not speak english and they leave. One time I was the only person in the house, I just didnt answer the door.

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one time i was at my friedns house and some jehova witness's came and we just hid so they would leave but they stood there around his house for liek 10 to 15 minutes

Just ask them if god saves bad women, and when they say yes, tell them 'have him save me two for tonight.' That really pisses them off.

Life is for living.

this happened to my old roommate last yr. i was in my room when i heard someone knocking on the door and i heard him say hi then the door shut. i really didnt think anything of it until i said something to him about 45 minutes later and there was no reply. so i go into the living room and he isn't there & i start wondering were he is. finally i look through the peep hole and there he was talking to them. i started laughing my ass off. he talked to them for about an hour and 15 minutes. after that day they honestly came back every single day looking for him for about 2 1/2 months. needless to say it was hilarious. the funniest thing was that they tried to give him some type of homework or some shit.

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I like skibum1080's idea.....'just tell em your jewish'.
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yah you could do that. or just don't answer the door, you have the right to not answer your door. so you don't even have to deal with them.
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Morons i mean mormons are really wierd and they do suck...they fullfill their own prophecies and they cant even have caffiene. its a crime

my friend answered the door to some jehova witnesses, 'we worship the devil here', and slammed the door. they never came by again after that.



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dude, just tell them 'go away or i'll call the cops ou goofy religious bastard'


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