HAHA got u fuckers! if i had a midget id make him do goat porn and make me millions of dollars, cuz everyone knows that goat porn is a million dollar industry. I'd have to put a huge cowboy hat on him and little cowhide stirrups and give him a whip. god damn midgets are awesome.
i'd make him look like the guy mickey in seinfeld....that guy was cool.
i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc
Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -j
i'd teach him tricks like backflips and sidekicks
when company came over he'd perform and get tips
while i'm eating at night, in the kitchen he'd be able
to get the food scraps that i threw under the table.
if my midget were ever bad, and acted in rage
i'd take him to the bathroom, and put him in his cage.
and if he ever acted up and really made me sick
i'd hang him upside down, and poke him with a stick.
my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.