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OMG NINTENDO REVOLUTION IS SO %&*#* CRAZY

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t-man152
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most of you have probably been wondering what the hell is Nintendo Revolution.
If you thought the Nintendo DS with 2 screens and one touchscreen was inovative you havnt seen shit.

check this out:

http://c.streamingmovies.ign.com/cube/article/613/613578/revolutionmockup.wmv

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May 15 2005 8:48PM
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pierceme
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thats pretty crazy but the video took so long to get to the point





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May 15 2005 9:03PM
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asac
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holy shit thats nuts.

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May 15 2005 9:06PM
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t-man152
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OK im going to come clean that may not be the Revolution but it could be. basically it was a pitch they actually did make the system in the video along with 3 other systems they each had their own pitch video and one was decided on.

there was an interview where some Nintendo VP said Sony and Microsoft aren't doing anything bad they are just doing the same thing and he "implied" Nintendo's next system was going to do something different. and that as far as I can tell is pretty different.
*fingers crossed*

even if its not the actual product it is worth the look

no matter what Nintendo comes out with one thing we do know is it will be original, and it will use full sized CDs either DVD or blueray

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May 15 2005 9:08PM
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t-man152
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ohh and accorting to Nintendo the system is only 3 DVD cases thick

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May 15 2005 9:18PM
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Ski-hobo
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so we get to actually be an Italian Plumber?






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May 15 2005 9:25PM
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pierceme
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there was a video posted on here a while ago that was like that 3d stuff nintendo was working on and it was really crazy but i cant find it.





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May 15 2005 9:35PM
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ztragnoB
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thats in a different category, then a xbox 360 or PS3. i dont know why anyone would compare them

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May 15 2005 9:35PM
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wuestinator
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i love nintendo, since day 1



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May 15 2005 9:35PM
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Kornn101
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that looks fuckin sweet

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May 15 2005 9:39PM
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jarossamdb7
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nintendo sucks. i hope they stop being a company soon. ps3 prototype:
2 Gforce 6800 ultras with 512mb EACH
i dont know the other stuff other then its processor is like 3 times as powerfull as xbox 360. its gonna kick ass.

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May 15 2005 9:40PM
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t-man152
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I think this is the direction that the console industry needs to take.

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May 15 2005 9:41PM
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pierceme
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I stand by it in saying that N-64 was the best system for its time





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May 15 2005 9:42PM
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Mattman
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Holy shit!, is that what I think it was!

it is a video game revolution!but Xbox360 will make more money and have better games

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May 15 2005 9:44PM
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mintcrue
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who wants to have to wear a head visor?

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May 15 2005 9:47PM
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ski_naked
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what web site did you get that from? cuz that'll be wicked awsome but it might be kinda hard to like walk around teh room if you ahve to do that for it to move cuz you would run into shit everywhere

May 15 2005 9:49PM
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jarossamdb7
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yes, nintendo games suck, and gaycube is clearly the worst system right now. if they make decent first person shooters and gta and gran tourismo for the Revolution then i MAY think about buying it instead of ps3 or xbox 360. but damnit, video games arnt supposed to be a workout. and that headset looks ridiculously annoying. that would e a really lame multiplayer system too. i wouldnt want to sit in a room with a bunch of other people with those stupid headsets on.

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May 15 2005 9:51PM
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jarossamdb7
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also, they already tried something a little similar and it bombed.

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May 15 2005 9:52PM
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C.R.420
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cool

May 15 2005 9:55PM
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Salomonman
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indeed, N-64 was and still is the shit, Goldeneye = sweetest game ever. EVER!

May 15 2005 10:52PM
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jc_dunn
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someone wanna tell me what it is and everything isnce my computer takes for ever to download a video since i'm on dialup so yea tell me what it is please.

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May 15 2005 10:58PM
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powderdream
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as much as i loved nintendo before the cube (which i hate)i dont think that nintendo would do somehting THAT radical. it would seprate them so much that no one would wright games for them because the interface would be so diffrent. i think it will be at least 1-2 more gen. of consols before we see that kind of interaction. neat idea thoe.

did i just say neat?

May 15 2005 11:23PM
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KeegLove
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meh, xbox 360 owns that.

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May 15 2005 11:24PM
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wdbo.
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interesting


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May 15 2005 11:31PM
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Matty.
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Hmm...for some reason I really don't dig the visor part of the deal, it'd be cool if it was TV hookup instead.


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May 15 2005 11:45PM
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Kornn101
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i dont get what you're all complaining about, its like the closet thing to a virtual reality that seems possible now, and as for 'getting a work out', u only move slightly foward, like a step, to change ur direction, its not like ur running around ur room, and hey, if thats a workout for ya maybe u should be using it u fat fuck. anyway the idea looks ill but im sure itll take a long time to perfect it

as for it being hard to program for, the only difference i saw was that instead of having a directional pad up = foward movement, a sensor tells your closer=foward movement, and a sensor in your head tells the screen which way to move, doesnt seem too much of a programming change

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May 16 2005 12:06AM
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jibtastic
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Looks fun.

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May 16 2005 12:24AM
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agentorange
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that video took forever to figure out. i thought it was a giant snail at first. if you have to move to move in the game with that visor on wont you eventually run into a wall or something?

May 16 2005 12:54AM
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jarossamdb7
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thats dumb. honestly all they need is a normal console but with better performance, graphics and so on. no one wants something like that. honestly it could be decent if nintendo gets some decent games. but right now they dont have any. even then i would still prefer a more normal setup.

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May 16 2005 1:20AM
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~Cork_1080~
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you cant be serious, thats a crock load of shit! haha didnt u read the title "mockup"

May 16 2005 2:20AM
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almostaskier
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it looks like a toaster...


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May 16 2005 7:07AM
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MLB
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You know whats funny, everybody said that one system was going to be better then another when Gamecube/X-box/PS2 came out. Then what happend, they turned out to be all pretty much equal. It is the top of technology, technology can only go so far. When they come out they will all be the same, the launch games will be different, and that is it.




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May 16 2005 10:41AM
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dandoy
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Omg, you're a FOOL! This video is BULLSHIT, made by some horny fanatic Nintendo fanboy...

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May 16 2005 10:58AM
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MLB
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^^^ this is right, ou never know what the real machine will look like untill revealed on the T.V. or at E3. Look, this is where it is gonna go down. X-box 360 just had a live TV reveal, and i am sure that PS3, and Nintendo will do the same. But dude, no reason to over react.




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May 16 2005 11:01AM
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FASTPACE
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DAM! that looks hot so wht does it do like record the movies and shit

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May 16 2005 11:20AM
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JumboBum
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I thought it was a helmet at first. Then it kinda looked like a butt... But it seems pretty cool.

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May 16 2005 4:23PM
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ScratchCobra66
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I dont like nintendo.



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May 16 2005 4:25PM
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t-man152
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it wasnt made by a Nintendo Fanboy it was a pitch video. thats not the revolution though since its only 3 DVD cases thick. anyways well see what all these systems have to offer this week.

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May 16 2005 4:37PM
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KillerMonkey
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wouldnt you eventually walk into something though, its a bit confusing how you control stuff

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May 16 2005 4:41PM
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Milky_Poo
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Its Nice..But the Xbox360 is going to smoke it hands down...Unless Nintendo can come up with more of the own games Then this new revolution system is just going to turn out like the gamecube...Ripp'n off games from microsoft and Sony.

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May 16 2005 4:47PM
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powderdream
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t-man your worng it was made by a fanboy check your sources before you talk

May 16 2005 8:48PM
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1080ski
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too bad its fake, so keep waiting

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May 16 2005 8:52PM
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Irotate360
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looks incredibly sick. id so buy it. it was just getting to the mario part too when the movie cut off. too bad



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May 16 2005 9:04PM
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jibster270
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that things looks like a crazy ass space ship. it would scare me, id hate to have to walk around, and the headset would be incredibly annoying to wear with other people in the room. its a sick idea tho, def progressing the gaming industry.

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May 16 2005 9:22PM
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Doghouse
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dude XBOX basically dominates as of right now, and when 360 or whatever its called comes out, damn its going to be sick. The fact that you can essentially make them into computers that store all your games, all NES SNES GENESIS KAWA etc games you can play, music, videos, anything dude its fucking crazy.




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May 16 2005 9:34PM
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friday01
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wow i know thats not real but that shit at the end of the clip, if that was a real game id seriously shit myself.

May 16 2005 9:51PM
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Somewhere in that video it showed an analogy that went like this:

Computer::Microwave

as is

Gamecube::??????


At first I thought the "????" part was gonna be like

computer::microwave

as is

Gamecube::toaster??


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May 16 2005 10:02PM
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mintcrue
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N64 kicked ass and golden eye was the best until Halo 2 but for its time maybe

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May 16 2005 10:03PM
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ski_naked
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Just to let you know, that video isnt real, the nintendo company didnt make that, some freak who was like obsessed with it made it on his own and he's prob laughing his ass off at everyone cuz everyone actually believes it, its not going to be anything like that

May 16 2005 10:22PM
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Justo8484
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mariokart 64 is possibly one of the best games ever creative. i have a slight addiction to that game. then nintendo had to go and mess it up by making you drive with a passenger in your kart in the one for gamecube.

May 17 2005 1:53AM
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ScratchCobra66
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Nintendo just cant keep up with Sony or Microsoft, although Nintendo may be the godfather of game consoles, they dont have the funding or the technology.



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