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My dad cut off his finger today (by accident, of course)

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Tolz
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has anyone else had their finger or part of a finger cut off?

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May 10 2005 11:38PM
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donots06
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that sucks.

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May 10 2005 11:39PM
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scientist
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a kid in my class chirped his finger right the fuck off on the weekend. they sewed it back on and hes going to bring pictures. RIGHT THE FUCK OFF FOR CHRIST SAKES

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May 10 2005 11:49PM
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jarossamdb7
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damn that sucks ass. what did he do?

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May 10 2005 11:51PM
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t-man152
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CalskierX on this site cut off the tip of his finger. he put pictures up and has a thread on it

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May 10 2005 11:52PM
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friday01
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remember the bevis and butthead when they are just running everything threw this saw and then bevis just goes he he he he he and holds his fingure up to the saw and cuts it off. and then when they go to the hospital they nurse says ok give me the fingure and butthead flips her off. then the guy puts bevis's fingure back on and the doctor says not to use it and he picks his nose and his figure stays in his nose.classic bevis and butthead. and you never explained how yer dad cut his fingure off.

May 10 2005 11:55PM
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Schoening
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my dad cut off the very tip of his when cutting the turkey on thanksgiving. it was a pretty good size chunk but it came back

May 11 2005 12:04AM
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Spam_Man_1500
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haha beavis in butt head. like the one where he got his hand impaled by a javalin when they were chilling on the field

May 11 2005 12:08AM
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french_fry
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I was playing with my stepdad and hid in the bathroom so I grabbed the door by the sides and he didnt realize so he shut the door and a whole section of my middle finger got almost fully cut off(hanging by a piece of skin), so just went to the hospital and they stitched it back on, not much pain, more affraid.





Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc


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May 11 2005 12:38AM
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aussieskier
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i only have a half of a pinky finger it got fucked up while i was working at this construction site for the summer and it was like 3 days before christmas so i was pissed a brick droped on my finger and was crushed so they cut it off

May 11 2005 2:55AM
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Anathema
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nah, but an old friend of mine was working on his roof with an exacto, and it kinda slipped and sliced the tip of his finger off. now, instead of that shit being round, its flat. so his finger is like a rectangle, its pretty funny, but sucks cause he has no feeling up there.


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May 11 2005 3:02AM
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katesd
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I was cutting some kind of food and sliced the tip off. it wasn't too severe, just skin and some flesh off the pad of my finger.


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May 11 2005 3:13AM
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Thorvildsen
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A guy in my class, got his hand stuck in the ski lift and cut his three middle fingers off.


your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
May 11 2005 6:13AM
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mk2
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my uncle was holding some grass while his friend cut it and the shears cut off the tip of his finger they glued it back on

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May 11 2005 7:00AM
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ryan.c
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thats yummy, my dad cut his wrist with a cainsaw...just a little bit of blood


May 11 2005 7:13AM
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Bulky
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my friend was opening the tail gate on a big truck and the tail gate slid and it cut his finger right off.

May 11 2005 9:05AM
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t-mack101
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cut my finger on ski edge not off but hurt really bad

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May 11 2005 9:07AM
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norbastradamus
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A friend of my, was using a lawmower, and he went over some sticks and the blade got stuck, so he decided to kick it and his toe got cut off. But he got some money for it because some safety device on the mower wasnt working that shouldof turned the mower off.

May 11 2005 11:01AM
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antwone
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i cut my dick off today

nothing makes sense
May 11 2005 11:04AM
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french_fry
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I heard a story of a kid who put his hand in a food processor once.





Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc


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May 11 2005 11:06AM
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d-loc
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can i see a pic...

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May 11 2005 11:41AM
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Ktownchic
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my friend chopped off the top of her finger while cutting a bagel last yr.. it was pretty gross. they hadda sew it back on and everything. now it looks ok tho. lol (a yr later)




how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
May 11 2005 12:28PM
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Tolz
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i dont have a picture...sorry^

he was using an electric saw with a 4 1/4 in. blade when the saw grabbed the board quicker then he thought it would and it caught his finger

"Hey guys, Chad fell down."
May 11 2005 12:29PM
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cork5_thovex
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my uncle was using a utility knife to cut carpet and he was at the last part and sliced from the tip of his finger to his first knucle off. they got it back on though.






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May 11 2005 12:34PM
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Dr.Barq
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when i was younger i was watching buffy the vampire slayer and i heard a crash in my room and i thought it was one of the monsters from the show, so i grabed the swiss army steak knife my dad got me for camping and stuff and i took it to my room and i was searching around my room for it then i went to put it down and cut clean off the top secton of my finger i didnt even relze it at first then i saw the blood and freaked out.

then i went to the sink and tryed to run it under water and the part of finger i cut fell off in the sink and i tryied to put it down the drain so my mom wounldnt see and it wouldnt look so bad, but it didnt work and she came and started freaking out and i had to get a whole bunch of stiches and now i cant feel a thing in that finger.

May 11 2005 1:18PM
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ski1080bv
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that sucks so bad!

May 11 2005 1:27PM
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Deafboy
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monopatinrider did this to his finger.......


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May 11 2005 2:39PM
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katesd
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ohhh shit, son!
that's horrible.


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May 11 2005 2:46PM
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lanks
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well. thats narsty.


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May 11 2005 2:47PM
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DANETRON
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fuck how did he do that.

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May 11 2005 2:48PM
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katesd
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yeah I want the story too


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May 11 2005 2:50PM
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R-Bertsch
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bummer

May 11 2005 2:56PM
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ifyourlucky
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ive never cut it off but i got my finger stuck in a fence and pretty much ripped it out so that it was hanging off.. its pretty deformed now... take my advice stuff that was easy as a kid is not so easy under the influence haha

May 11 2005 2:59PM
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the_hawk_of_europe
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i'm sorry for your dad. but there are also some people who do this volunteerly (WTF!!)
http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/output.php?id=4605

May 11 2005 3:28PM
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crooks
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last yea some kid in my class was playing with sissors and he accidentally cut the tip of his nose off, it bled but wasnt too bad

May 11 2005 3:33PM
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Forum*
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I have a friend, and in grade 1, he lost half his finger to a meat grinder. The worste part is, his chewed up finger was in a sausage. Only a stump is left....

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May 11 2005 3:47PM
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p-lin101
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theres this crazy fucking guy at my school and i was standing with my girlfriend waiting for an exam and he comes up and starts talkin to us and i barely knew anything about him but he was sorta friends with kate(my girlfriend) and he has this huge bvandage on my hand and i wa slike uhh dude what happened to your hand and hes like oh i was mad at my sister so i stuck my hand in the blender. i was like oh uhm that sucks..........i have to go to my exam now. i am so creeped out by that kid

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May 11 2005 4:27PM
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p-lin101
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by the way friday could you have spelt finger wrong any more times

If I tried that my kingpin would get stuck in one of the holes and id fly 357 degrees celcius and die- Mat(Deafboy)
May 11 2005 4:28PM
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PJ
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I trashed my index finger once when I was stripping this super thick aluminium wire...just cutting towards myself and i sliced it pretty bad. I was like 8 years old and my parents had people over for dinner so they didnt take me to the hospital. It still deformed.

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May 11 2005 6:53PM
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Luc.
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YO POST THE STORY OF THAT NASTY ASS PICTURE OF THAT SEVERD FINGER.DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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May 11 2005 6:56PM
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spyder1
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i didnt cut off a finger, which sucks for your dad, but at work (in a deli) i went to place the meat on the slicer and hit my finger on the blade, which was off and cut the top across, just kinda flat, and sliced my nail in half, it bleed alot, but now if feels like i have no nuckle on that finger.

Also my friend was drivign his 3 wheeler one day and hit a bump and his fingers went in between the sprocket and chain and took off his middle finger so it is level with the one on the right side and took his other finger down a little bit.

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May 11 2005 10:07PM
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Bakside21
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so now he cant finger ur moms cooter eh? i'll replace that job

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May 11 2005 10:11PM
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Deafboy
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OKAY SO THE STORY TO THE PIC I POSTED!

according to skier27 who posted it for monopatinrider - "the rail started to fall, so he reached to grab it and stop it from falling and his finger got caught underneath, it was a heavy ass rail too.... "





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May 11 2005 10:23PM
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mattster
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i just scraped off half my thumb on the pavement

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May 11 2005 10:25PM
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freerider_klo
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my friend mike cut off the tip of his tumb in grade 6. so now that one is shorter



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May 11 2005 10:36PM
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french_fry
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This pic is from this website, I dont remember who posted it but tis gnarly for sure

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Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc


"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
May 11 2005 10:45PM
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mikee
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oh my lord


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May 11 2005 11:22PM
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jsg
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhh shit

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May 11 2005 11:30PM
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Alpine3
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i know someone who chopped off their finger trying to repair a the chain on a dirt bike and when it was running he got his finget cut off by the chain.. actually it might even be more than one finger.... maybe even 3 can't remember lol

May 11 2005 11:34PM
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Matty.
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Holy fuck! That pic is fuckin insanity to the max, well yes, my friend was riding a motorbike and he accidentally rolled off a 20 foot cliff and he stuck his hands out to break the fall a bit and lost his pinky.


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May 12 2005 12:36AM
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Bangor
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that picture is fucccked up. how is that the bone? it's not bending at all?!?! where's the joint?!?!?


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