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I fucking hate haircuts

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p-lin101
Posts: 1805 - Karma: 8
my mosm like get a haircut so i go and ive got this good shag goin and im like ok bud cut off like half an inch and he cuts off like 1.5 and makes me look like im 6 years old...god damn every time it happens they either leave too much or cut too much. any one else hate hair cuts as much as me

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May 3 2005 8:57PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
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May 3 2005 8:58PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
i bet ur mom called in b4 hand and told her she'd pay extra to cut extra off on "accident"

May 3 2005 8:59PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
I hate waiting an hour for the chinese person to charge me $20 to cut my hair really bad.



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May 3 2005 9:00PM
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mk2
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 13
yeah i know when i whent to the hair cutters last time i told teh chick there was joking about a mullet and i said i didnt want one so the back of my head ended up almost buzzed but teh rest of my head had a shag

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May 3 2005 9:00PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
my mom made me cut my hair once, and the person cutting knew i wanted to keep it long, so she hardly took any off, except in the front. I almost got a mullet.

May 3 2005 9:03PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
i just got a haircut
i feel itchy

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May 3 2005 9:09PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
i hate haircuts. its just that simple

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May 3 2005 9:14PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
haha... you went to the hair cutters

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May 3 2005 9:18PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
i am sick of all you little kids wining about your mommy making you cut your greasy "shags". Grow up, stop being little dirtballs and get a job. If you really aern't a dirty greaseball punk, then your mommy shouldn't be nagging you becuase you look respectable.

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May 3 2005 9:20PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
yes i also got a haircut last weekend and now i look like im 8. I had a semi-mullet before though

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio? who else but Lat^ *NS Skateboarders*
May 3 2005 9:21PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
amen

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May 3 2005 9:21PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
yeah man, my parents hassel me about it being long, and yet when i get to school girls will just come up to me and say "jarod if you ever get your haircut i wont talk to you"

MY SOLUTION: i still go to the haircut place, but i just get it thinned, they take little notches of my hair out so its not so bushy, it makes it a lot easier to fix and mess around with and my parents leave me alone cas they think its still being cut haha, i am keeping my hair like this for a long time.

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May 3 2005 9:22PM
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naftel
Posts: 830 - Karma: 12
can't trust a barber. haven;t been to one in 8 years. cut it yourself.

May 3 2005 9:22PM
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a-g-b
Posts: 445 - Karma: 10
I have a finally got some good shag going again but i got the azn to "trim" my hair and it turned out horendous. It always seems that when i guy get a vut it looks fucking retarded but a girls hair never seems to look bad.....

drop that shit like its hot!
wow thats actually really hot
May 3 2005 9:24PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
my mom is a hairstylist and she always trims my shag so perfect

May 3 2005 10:00PM
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pink_powder
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
my cousins own a salon
so i get free hair cuts and stuff like that
life rocks

May 3 2005 10:01PM
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zachakskibum
Posts: 539 - Karma: 14
^^ word

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May 3 2005 10:05PM
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Onskis1111
Posts: 821 - Karma: 10
yeah i have yet to get a good haircut



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May 3 2005 10:10PM
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ForestryIs8nice
Posts: 745 - Karma: 40
I haven't had a haircut all school year, so it's like shoulder length and uncut. but when i do cut it im dieing it pink or blue, that way my short hair isn't as stupid looking. its pimp too

May 3 2005 10:17PM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22
This is why when you go to college, you can do whatever the fuck you want, and just have the girl living above you cut your hair every so often.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
May 3 2005 10:44PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
yeah haircuts are annoying.....i didnt like mine at first but once it grew like a mm back it was all good.

so phil (plin101) im guessing ur gunna look like a tool at school tommorow.





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May 3 2005 11:19PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
soo.....you're saying your dyed pink or blue hairs gonna be pimp? ahahahahaha

May 4 2005 12:51AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
haircuts are pretty sweet man. the tingly feeling you get down your neck when the guy uses the buzzer thing, and you just sit there and the dude perties you up. it's sick, it's just the result that might not impress you very much.


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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May 4 2005 12:54AM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
Yep when ever I get my hair trimmed it looks pretty damn faggish for a good week then its back to being sweet.








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May 4 2005 2:03AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
I hate haircuts too. I dont have a shag, but every fucking time I go to the barber I always end up getting it cut by the gay guy that nobody wants a haircut from. Gay dudes should be banned from cutting a straight guy's hair. They always make it look fucking gay. Dammit. Barber shops are where it's at. Just some old guys that know how to cut hair and not fuck it up.

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May 4 2005 5:47AM
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sli_sloth
Posts: 68 - Karma: 10
my mom lets me grows my hair but my shitty makes me cut it and even worse were not alowed to eat in school iniform out of school grounds aint it a bitch

May 4 2005 6:16AM
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RedbAss
Posts: 352 - Karma: 10
I cut my hair myself, no one to blame afterwards and a alot of money saved, plus you don't have to try to explain to someone what you want, you just do it. I think getting the picture in your head across to the hairdresser is the hard part.


May 4 2005 6:18AM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
my haircutter dude can do his job right and speak english. i'm 2 for 2

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May 4 2005 11:01AM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
i try and grow my hair as long as possible, but if i have to get my hair cut it does not bother me too much. I have had the same person cut my hair since my first hair cut. She does a good job, i trust her.




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May 4 2005 11:05AM
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Harumpher
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
I just let her grow man. I've got a pretty awesome mullet goin on right now.

May 4 2005 11:06AM
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HAM*
Posts: 5127 - Karma: 24
i got my hair cut, i feel so light

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May 4 2005 2:55PM
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Nico
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 10
i got one once and the lady must of been on crack it was shorter on one side then it was on the other. my mom isnt even trained to cut hair and she did better then that lady. i should of asked for my money back


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May 4 2005 3:04PM
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Calrin
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 561
i just got my hair cut from being able to toch my chin to barely being able to touch my eyes and it fucked up

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May 4 2005 4:13PM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
i grow it down to my shoulders and then cut it all off. its a vicious cycle. everytime i've ever tried to get it cut, they fuck it up.



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May 4 2005 4:23PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
i walway end up with likea bowlcut type thing that pisses me off

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May 4 2005 6:22PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
woah, maybe if the cutter was a woman... I think you just confessed a bit to much...

May 4 2005 6:47PM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
getting mine cut friday, first cut in almost 6 months.

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May 4 2005 9:37PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
stop being suck a fucking pussy. it's just hair.

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May 4 2005 9:40PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
i havent gotten mine cut since the beggining of school. dont plan on it other than like an inch at atime to keep it even.

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May 4 2005 9:40PM
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fourdskate
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 10
hair is just there to get in the way and be weird. i just cut mine before summer and then get nappy for winter. it feels really good to get it cut though.

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May 4 2005 11:12PM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
word...

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May 4 2005 11:30PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
My parents blackmail me "you can't go skiing if you don't get your hair cut" And I really can't argue with that!

May 4 2005 11:34PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
i like get my hair cut, its nice

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May 4 2005 11:46PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
i look better with shorter hair but its against what i believe in. whenever i watch the preps at school witht eh short hair get all the chicks i go home and ponder what to do.

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May 4 2005 11:53PM
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pommery
Posts: 853 - Karma: 185
i hate getting my hair cut because it always looks wrong when they're done. but it's fun while it's happening and you don't realize what they're doing to your hair. still, getting a good haircut, while rare, is so nice.

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May 4 2005 11:57PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
Ahh...haircuts, its always the awkward silence with the snips of the scissors and then you start laughing and it gets out of hand from there.


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May 5 2005 12:59AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
yer maybe dude. but it feels nice man.


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
reppin' the dfp


keep it real.
May 5 2005 1:00AM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
Its like good old Corey MAtthews once said "When it get a hair cut it looks horrible fo rthe first couple weeks and by the time u actually like how it looks its time for another haircut" The kid is a genious!!

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May 5 2005 4:20AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
^ if i'm not mistaken this kid just qouted 'boy meets world' what is wrong with you

May 5 2005 10:46AM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
If im not mistaken it was a joke what is wrong with you??

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Skiing isn't a matter of life and death. It's much more important than that!'

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May 5 2005 1:03PM
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