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Dwarf Tossing

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StriderMG
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I remember watching it on TV somewhere and how its illegal in france and crap, but I think it would be pretty freakin rad to be the dwarf tossing champion of the world, the ability to huck growing impaired people like 50 yards would be a godsend.

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech
Oct 24 2002 1:35AM
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huckster989
Posts: 2147 - Karma: 12
jesus christ 50 yds! you'd crack the little fucker in half, but i guess if some guy 3 times as big as me tossed me it'd be pretty fun
the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
Oct 24 2002 1:37AM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
No it isn't!!!!! throwing the vertically challenged is never EVER funny, rightous or cool. Is there not enough oxygen up near your brain? are you thinking that you are better than the wee ones? huh? punk? well.... do ya feel lucky? punk! whatever. meh. I just tired myself out. go and throw whoever you want. big or small, fat or thin. smart or snowboarder. your choice. but remember that the most important thing is to have fun.
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Ewwww!!! you got me flowers. flowers are just plants sex organs. why do people think it's sexy to castrate plants, and give them to people?
Oct 24 2002 1:41AM
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huckster989
Posts: 2147 - Karma: 12
haha 'smart or snowboarder' i love it
the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
Oct 24 2002 2:13AM
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lineskier10
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i think watching that would be real funny, it wouldnt be bad if they threw them into foam pit or somethin though
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Oct 24 2002 8:24AM
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mammothpunks
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they come with there own velcro wall and shit. you huck em at the wall and they stick to it! we are gonna get some for the stereotype/Blunt premiere in mammoth!


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Oct 24 2002 1:57PM
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MadTrixter
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one of the largest midget tossing competitions in the world is takes place an hour from my house


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Oct 24 2002 3:49PM
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Freeskifro
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midgets are hard to find..i prefer toddlers or cats
You should never get your style from watchin' MTV, all you'll get is fashion no originality, what clothes are the wearin'? what drugs are thay on? If i acted like them would i be someone? No. ~ Sublime
Oct 24 2002 5:22PM
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Ds91260
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we get jewed out here we have to pay to do it.
Oct 24 2002 6:42PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
I bet a midget could toss me good.
Oct 24 2002 10:04PM
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calgaryrider
Posts: 93 - Karma: 10
throw them into fire. midget coons.
Oct 24 2002 10:38PM
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rockymountainmilitia
Posts: 2706 - Karma: 12
exactly. fire or spikes, midegets are funny but to see them die is even funnier. midegt die midget die midget die, die, die. helo midget die die die. midget coon. amen calgary rider. fuck you calgary jibber.
sacrifice, to some its just a word, to others it is a code, what matters is the colony, he is willing to live for the colony, fight for the colony, die for the colony.

Oct 25 2002 7:06PM
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