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I done shot me a coon

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Ahmets_Brother
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yeah i gots me a coon. i couldnt figure out what my dogs were barking at so i went to take a look and i saw a raccoon up in a tree so i got my .22 with no scope and shot it from like 50 yards. im pretty special. i shot it right in the eye then the bullet cam out of right between the chin and neck then re entered the body in the chest. it was a pro shot. thing fell right down the its legs were going all crazy so i shot it right in its spine. that killed it pretty good. i guess im like davy crochet or something

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Apr 21 2005 6:29PM
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skisebski
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you sick fuck

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Apr 21 2005 6:30PM
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THEYCALLME
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sweet

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Apr 21 2005 6:32PM
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DynastarriderGP
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Davy Crochet? that's like a porn name or something, I think you mean Davy Crocket, By The Way that's pretty dimented.

Apr 21 2005 6:32PM
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1080chubs
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sounds like a brilliant shot, 50 yards is pushin it for a .22 isnt it?

Apr 21 2005 6:33PM
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Anathema
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hurray for you...

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Apr 21 2005 6:40PM
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witty
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hahahahaha wow gizllyrizzle is always killing something hahahaha WOW

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Apr 21 2005 6:44PM
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skiierman
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My friend was driving on the back roads in our town when he spun out into a ditch. A few minutes later a very sick mudding truck came along with four hunters with beers piled in obviously drunk. They where "coon huntin' " at 11 at night and they just walked over and simply pushed his car out of the ditch. Ah the great coon huntin' heros of our back roads saved another motorist in distress.

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Apr 21 2005 6:46PM
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Jessbuff
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A got me a passum afew weeks back. Musta bin 6 pound at de paw and der were de youngins a squeelin' as a loaded ma shotgan and blew dem der brains aginst de barn.

A skinned ha, and ma wife cooked ha up on da fire.

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Apr 21 2005 6:51PM
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404404
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I HATE NY people dont mess around

Apr 21 2005 6:53PM
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Apple
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dude, where do you live?

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Apr 21 2005 7:10PM
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wiglaf
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he was prolly like 10feet from the racoon..

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Apr 21 2005 7:17PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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nah man you can ask my momma...she was impressed by my awsome skills. i had big teeth and was like going after my dog then running back up the tree then running down again then back up....it was a brownish color too but had the black stripes. i think i just got out of hibernation or something.

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Apr 21 2005 7:32PM
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hendrik.
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umm

its "dun", as is "I dun married ma sister"

and, i hope you ate it....

cuz thats what we do round these here parts.

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Apr 21 2005 7:32PM
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Ski-hobo
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I think Lord_Piot responded cause he thinks coon= black guy, and he was gonna congradulate you.

Apr 21 2005 7:38PM
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Skipig25
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thats what we do for kicks in maine

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Apr 21 2005 7:39PM
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*BeAsT*
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For the place that i work one of my jobs is to catch racoons in live traps and then we come and put them down the the .22 Well anyways i have worked there for 3 summers and total we have killed over 80 racoons and probably around 25 skunks. Good times. You are all going to try and call bs on this but i swear it is true.

Apr 21 2005 7:48PM
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NWofMidd
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I cried when I read "Where the Red Fern Grows."

Those fucking dogs sure could kill some coons.

Fucking cougars.

Apr 21 2005 7:52PM
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five0
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i cried when i watched "Where the red fern grows"

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Apr 21 2005 7:55PM
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twix_182
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great thing about movies, no reading

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Apr 21 2005 8:05PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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dude i want your job....but instead of catching them i would be in the middle of town just sniping the shit outta those fuckers....some little girl would be crying "my cat is stuck in the tree" then id run up and shoot it out and hand it to her and be like "here you go little lady"

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Apr 21 2005 8:38PM
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404404
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i got excited when i watched "Where the red carpet grows"

Apr 21 2005 8:41PM
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french_fry
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teddy knape killed a polar bear without a gun, so you suck





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Apr 21 2005 8:45PM
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friday01
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i ran over a woodchuck yesterday. then went back and looked at it and it was bleeding out of its ear. i was pretty proud seeing i always tried killin those in my yard but never got one

Apr 21 2005 8:51PM
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kykelly05
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^^i hit a turtle once.. and i felt the shell crack under my tire... i cried i felt so bad

Apr 21 2005 9:53PM
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Onskis1111
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that's quite impressive. i just let my dog fight the racoon to the death though, hes 3-0.



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Apr 21 2005 10:07PM
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chillonhill
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Only idiots take pleasure in killing or toturing cats, you deserve a gun up your ass, funny eh! Racoons O.K. they are wild and a lot of them have rabies. Go back to yr mommy she'll take care of you some more cause you sound like a uneducated twit


Apr 21 2005 10:16PM
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LittleDevil720
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haha fucking animal rights^ haha who cares, they just raise trouble, fuck them, hunting is sweet...

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Apr 21 2005 10:49PM
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ECfreeski3
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"its legs were going all crazy so i shot it right in its spine. that killed it pretty good"
hahaha

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Apr 21 2005 11:22PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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i killed this huge as crow with half a pellet gun, it had babies ina nest so it's wouldn't leave and i shot till i got it. it was the bigest crow i'd ever seen and it fell from the very top of a tree, pretty funny shit.




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Apr 21 2005 11:26PM
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rippinbumpskier
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i def thought u meant a black guy but ur a sniper bro good job

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Apr 21 2005 11:39PM
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johanblaze
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hahaha. this is a good thread.

Apr 21 2005 11:40PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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u little fuck ass

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Apr 21 2005 11:46PM
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nsnski240
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i do that to squirrels all the time

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Apr 21 2005 11:48PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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im just fucking kidding about the cat dude...you think im fuckin serious that if i saw a lil girl cry over her cat id shoot it out of the tree? but shooting squirrels and coons are so fun

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Apr 22 2005 8:18AM
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t-mack101
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i shot a bird with a 20gauge it was great fun

i got gorilla steeze on the race course
Apr 22 2005 8:38AM
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brokenback17
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Wow. Your pretty proud for for shooting something that couldn't help its self

Apr 22 2005 8:49AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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wow what if it had rabbies? do you think id rather have both my dogs die of rabies or shoot a coon? i dont take chances you fuckin animal rights deusche. think about the 2 dogs i possibly saved over killing one stupid animal

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Apr 22 2005 8:55AM
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cobalt
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What kind of dog do you have?

Apr 22 2005 8:59AM
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rodadeaco
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well 50 yards ain't that far for a .22, but props for using iron sites, that makes it a little more difficult.


big whoop wanna fight about it?
Apr 22 2005 9:03AM
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bigJ
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got yourself a nigger I see, mount him up on the wall, get a collection going



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Apr 22 2005 9:07AM
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bigJ
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and thats a joke dumbasses


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Apr 22 2005 9:07AM
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ItsPhil
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i would have thrown water balloons at it first
if that didnt work i would lure him over with some Andes Candies (the chocolate mint ones they are the best) then i would convert him to a happy coon and he would be my pet

Apr 22 2005 11:02AM
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jarossamdb7
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hunting is for redneck fags

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Apr 22 2005 11:04AM
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d-loc
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why, its just another sport... someone is bound to have differnt interest than you... why diss them for what they like and are good at?

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Apr 22 2005 11:07AM
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jarossamdb7
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because its dumb. your having fun killing, and therefore your an ass. i love violence in video games, but in real life it is different. Its not a sport, it is a way for hicks to take out their anger in a destructive fasion on animals.

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Apr 22 2005 11:11AM
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Jessbuff
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It's called population management you turd.

I hit a seagull with a rock one time! hahahhaha, I also hit a krippled one with a 7 iron. Man that fucker flew and feathers EVERYWHERE! hahahaha

I hate seagulls, they pooped on my mom when I was 4 years old, I hated them ever since.

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Apr 22 2005 11:53AM
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rodadeaco
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so...


big whoop wanna fight about it?
Apr 22 2005 12:08PM
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