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FASTPACE
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
lets hear em

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and breakfast cereals and...
Apr 21 2005 11:24AM
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the_hawk_of_europe
Posts: 510 - Karma: 51
yeah i have one...
i went to a little lake with a friend of mine 3 hours before, and i'm so stoned right now...but the sky is so beautiful..

Apr 21 2005 12:12PM
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mammothloc
Posts: 247 - Karma: 10
i got to go to the 420 grenade jam session and ski with my brother...

-- i am the master of my fate, i am the captain of my soul
Apr 21 2005 12:14PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
I bought my mom a birthday cake.

Commander of the Silent Army Viva La Resistance!
Apr 21 2005 12:15PM
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the_hawk_of_europe
Posts: 510 - Karma: 51
i was trying to say '3 hours ago'



Apr 21 2005 12:20PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
the night before i found 20$ worth of pot in a camo army coat ive never worn before that someone gave me for paintball

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
Apr 21 2005 12:43PM
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a-line
Posts: 970 - Karma: 10
^sick


Apr 21 2005 12:45PM
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nychka
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 61
i dont have any personal stories but 420 made the front page in boulder "students light up for 420"

Apr 21 2005 12:48PM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
I was by myself on mushrooms in the forest, and met a lady dressed in all camo green. I had a djembe beside me (a friends, i cant really play it), and she asked if she could try. for about 20 minutes she played the coolest drum beats i've ever heard in my life, then basically just left without saying anything.

"I was riding my bike home from that party wearing only a towel, I lost my pants. I was approaching a family with 2 small children when I started puking violently enough to throw me off my bike onto a pile of rocks. I was covered in blood and half naked and the family kept asking asking if i was okay. Everytime i opened my mouth to try and say yes i threw up more." -Jordan Crawford.
Apr 21 2005 1:27PM
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BxB
Posts: 809 - Karma: 38
hahaha word wtf? haha sounds fun

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Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones
HIGH NORTH SESSION 2 AND 3
FUCKIN HOT DOG!
-COLORADO-
*NS SKATEBOARDERS*
"i dont have a drinking problem, i drink all the time and theres no problem."
Apr 21 2005 1:31PM
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TheWorst
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4-20's gay i really hope there is more to your life than participating in some made up event.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Apr 21 2005 4:54PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
arbor day is my favorite

Apr 21 2005 5:10PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
i believe this, considering i knew a kid that lost a full size canoe.

Apr 21 2005 5:11PM
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iRonCrost2
Posts: 114 - Karma: 10
you think that holidays arent made up, get fucked

Apr 21 2005 6:22PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
4th of July isnt made up, it actually happened.

jibba jabba
Apr 21 2005 6:37PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
no my day was a completel failure. first i got seperated and lost from the kid who was getting the trees and then when i finally met up with him again, the dealer wasnt there so I just went home.

But on the upside, i saw a dude on a bisicle getting pulled by 2 poodles and he had a whip. And i wasnt even high.... and then i threw a gummy bear at a biker and hit him in the neck, and he approached me and asked if i wanted to "FUCK" but i said no.

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Apr 21 2005 6:43PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
i read alot of books... explored the relations between myth and drama, how Euripides manipulated myth to show is view of the world, How myth relates to historiography, Plato and how he used myth and Ovid's use of myth in the Metamorphoses. I hate exams.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Apr 21 2005 7:18PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
^f4g

V-TOWN Bitches!
Apr 21 2005 7:36PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
im sorry, is that supposed to say fAg? cause if it is, you type like a 12 year old ugly bitch who cant get any real friends so she resorts to the internet and pretents to be cool when she talks to people who will never meet her in real life. Grow The Fuck Up. I am not homosexual, infact, all the homosexuals that i know got high on 420. No joke, gay people smoke weed too! Your comparison would have been better made by calling me a geek or a loser... no wait, most of the geeks and losers i know got high. Wait... am i seeing a pattern? oh my god! i think i am! here, since your obviously mentaly handicaped, ill help you by telling you what that pattern means. you cant judge a persons sexual prefrence, or anything else for that matter, by weather or not they got high on 420.

Ill give you my advice one more time, for your sake. Grow The Fuck Up. the world doesnt need more people like you.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Apr 21 2005 7:50PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
whats wrong with made up events...halloween,easter,christmas,new years, st.patricks day, april fools day, arbor day.....basically all made up holidays...oh yeah and dont forget steak and blowjob day march 20th

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
Apr 21 2005 7:53PM
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brogilvie
Posts: 2607 - Karma: 123
I asked my mom if I could borrow $20 for "Pizza". But I had to go home for lunch to get something I fergot, and my mom came home, and asked me where the pizza was, and asked if she could have the change, but I couldn't bullshit my way out of it. So I got in a hefty load of trouble.



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Apr 21 2005 7:57PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
^ how could you possibly get in trouble for that? Really unless your retarded you could have smooth talked your way out of it. You could have said, "My friends came over and they mealed most of the pizza so i made them take the box with them because i don't want the garbage." But, you were probably high and the conversation prolly went like this.-
"Hey son wheres the pizza i lent you 20 dollars to buy"

"Uhhhhh I smoked it"

"you can't smoke pizza?"

"Im sorry mom i bought drugs with the 20 dollars"


Apr 21 2005 8:35PM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
^BWAH HA HA HA HAAA


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Just shut up and ski.
Apr 21 2005 8:44PM
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friday01
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 24
the only cool thing that happened to me was when we went to feed my friends moms cat cus shes away and his mom left him 20 dollars in the spirit of 4/20. then she called him and wished him a happy 4/20.

Apr 21 2005 8:47PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
me and my friend got baked
so i was lisining to his cd play and was triping out
then i went to take a leak and it fell out of my pocket and into the toilet and broke
it was mad funny


pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
Apr 21 2005 8:53PM
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brogilvie
Posts: 2607 - Karma: 123
Thats pretty much what happened, plus it was time number 2 I have gotten in trouble for it, so they kinda knew what was up anyway.



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Trying is the first step towards failure
Apr 21 2005 8:59PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
It's obviously a real holiday. They announced it on National Public Radio. My mom heard it and asked if yesterday was "everyone get high" day. I was like "yeah something like that" She said "just don't celebrate it at my house" Sweet.

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?
Apr 21 2005 9:01PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
went to finish our box and got way fucked and only got the 3rd top sheet sealed down... went off road soon after. got to ride a dirt bike for the first time ever and i was drunk / sky high.

never wrecked the bike so that was cool. then everyone started to show, about 20-25 people. so now there are 7 bikes riding around i think. im poundin more bud and smokin the bud.

my dude matt shows last, killin' it with the 450cc - sponcers = 5 including Spy Optics, and i start taking digi pics of him ridin' like the playa he is. im way fucked at this point to try an dride anymore.

we take the monster lifted wrangler out of the riding area and go blaze till i pass out.

--------------------------------- ---- -------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it. D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
Apr 21 2005 9:49PM
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dbstar
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 20
well i smoked lots and lots of weed, first a blunt then many many little joints we i had twisted than to finish with a bang we sessioned to joints, each 1 ft long.

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Eternal Nothingness is Okay if Your Dressed For It


Apr 21 2005 10:04PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
I was real high and kicked the corner of a wall where the molding meets on accident, didnt feel a thing.So I sit down only to realize 20 minutes later, I completely shattered my toe while it made a pool of blood completely ruining my dudes carpet. So i wrapped it up and today it looked terrible idk if the docs can even do anything for a toe though!

Thats my only story not that good

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Skiing isn't a matte rof life and death. IT's much more important than that!

'Live simply so others can simply live'-Ghandi
Apr 21 2005 10:06PM
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fourdskate
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some chick got food poisoning while we were driving in my friend's car, puked all over the place. disgusting.

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"Thou who shalt drinketh of the diet dr pepper shall be dammed to hell for eternity to be raped in the postierier by large saudering irons"-1080chubs

TEAM PIZZA!
Apr 21 2005 11:55PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
Man, I wasn't serious... people like you need to stop taking newschoolers so seriously.. if someone calls you a fag, but spells it F4g, then they are obviously not serious.

V-TOWN Bitches!
Apr 22 2005 12:01AM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
haha i just played a lacrosse game...

- - - - - - - - - - boom
Apr 22 2005 12:58AM
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enick
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 26
i got soooooooo high. i smoked all day, and my shit was green the next morning, the only other time that happened was the first time i smoked pot. and this kid at our school got arrested for slanging.

parents im not tellin your kids to smoke, you see, cause if they just say no, it'd be mo fo me. -Devin The Dude
Apr 22 2005 1:06AM
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katesd
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I was heading out of school at lunch and this grade 10 kid comes up to me and asks if I can blaze him, cause his best friend ditched him to go hang out with a bunch of guys that dont like him... what an asshole.

Anyway, so this kid that I was his senior rep or "link crew leader" last year, when I told him not to do drugs and to do his homework, well yesterday I got him high in my backyard. I was also with him the first time he got drunk... I'm a horrible person.


-katie
Apr 22 2005 1:40AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
studied. woohoo...

i love apple, lanks, skibum_, lucyford, dfresh, d-rocket, cko, nopoles, gustle, spokaneskier, skierclygrlie, plumpwonton, melvs, caden, freeskigrl24, mikee, wrightgirl, missy, jessbuff, seanpistol, doc.dre, dynstrtm, Spyderxtra789, skibrdingbitch, schweitzerski, hey_cutie, almostaskiier, katesd, lateralis, eastcoastpride, ekunz, $bhill$, *jay*, t-schill, *pinkgrinder*, J.D._May, shorty_t, jib_tech, niwanyshyn, ever_murky, nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): )):): :):))): :) :))
Apr 22 2005 1:47AM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
Nice one apple




To love the times we have
To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
Apr 22 2005 2:21AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
ahaha you suck. comon.... ive been blazed outta my mind and kept straight conversations with my parents.

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$$$BOSTONBACKCOUNTRY$$$

Apr 22 2005 10:13AM
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Apple
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Id like to accept your appology, but since there was none, i guess i cant.

serious or not, what you had written was still an insult that i didnt appreciate.

next time if your going to be unserious about an insult, add something funny to your post. at the very least end it with "jks" or "i kid".

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Apr 22 2005 10:20AM
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Munga
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
i sold this kid a bag on grass clippins our of my mower and he cam bak the next day sayin that i saw this hot chik in a wite dress wen he smoked it.......so i gave him a foil for his eforts

No Snow......No Life....Know Snow....Know Life
Apr 22 2005 10:21AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
my 4:20 is tonight.

headin towards the tracks and taken them into town for the usual grec. trick is to smoke just enough so it doesn't hit you till you cross the railroad bridge.

Apr 22 2005 10:22AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
hahah thats classic man, try some oregano spices next time and see what comes of it.

there were probably chemicals on your lawn and made him fucking go trippy

--------------------------------- ---- -------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it. D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
Apr 22 2005 10:32AM
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Munga
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lol that shit give u a huge head spin for likr 10 seconds but if u mix it wif coffe and smok it it gose down smoth neva smok onion it fuked up worst tast and smell

No Snow......No Life....Know Snow....Know Life
Apr 22 2005 10:38AM
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FASTPACE
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
omg god one time i sold this kid a tea and i watched him smoke it omg the room smelled like mint hes like yea good shit oh im so high i was just dieen

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and breakfast cereals and...
Apr 22 2005 11:07AM
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DopeMan420
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4:20 the best day of my life........i got baked and laid at the same time. god bless american potheads!!!!

Apr 22 2005 11:42AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
why god bless american pot heads?

why not god bless all pot heads?

Apr 22 2005 12:22PM
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bitchassphatz
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it was so awesome man! i got HIGH!

actually it was quite the 'lax day, except i smoked a lot of blunts, got me all tired and i bailed out on some pussy.

**Proud member of the d-loc fanclub** d-loc's wit & wisdom at its best.
Apr 22 2005 7:24PM
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.John.
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I think I just got owned... again twice in the same thread... that's gotta be a record

V-TOWN Bitches!
Apr 22 2005 8:20PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
no its just made up for no cause... Christmas is made up for the birth of Christ, Hannucka or whatever is made up cause little jewish kids got jealous of christmas and wanted presents also. 4-20? some day a druggie made up cause its the day bob marley died... just smoke whenever you want

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Apr 28 2005 7:54PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
^I thought it was a time a group of college kids would meet to smoke. Whatever, theres too many stories about its origin.

I did nothing, bc my parents would know immediately if I did anything out of the ordinary that day. It sucks, if it was on a weekend itd be so much better.

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I woke the same as any other day
Except a voice was in my head
It said seize the day, pull the trigger
Drop the blade, and watch the rolling heads.
Apr 28 2005 9:17PM
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