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My left nut is huge

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samck89
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oh my god, today i n lacrosse this fucking retarted missed the net and connected with my nuts. its the most pain ive ever been in, i couldnt walk fo 10 minutes and now i still have to wobble with my legs spread out to make sure not to bump it. anyways its swollen to about 4 times average size and its really fucked up. just to give you an idea of the pain, i took 3 vikadin when i got home and it barely touched it. so any tips? my friends dad is a doctor and he said ice it and ive been trying, but if you got any sweet reccomendations let me know

Apr 20 2005 11:32PM
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highfive
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thats nasty. just dont play lacross. play something like soccer, much safer plus the ball doesnt hurt as much.

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Apr 23 2005 12:15AM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
actually i take that back, i cant tell you how many times ive gotten hit in the balls playing soccer.

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Apr 23 2005 12:15AM
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brokenback17
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I got elephantities

Apr 23 2005 2:52AM
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shrEddie
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a kid on our varsity basketball team got hit and they like went up into his stomach and one of them exploded. im not even joking. he had to use crutches for like a week


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Apr 23 2005 10:36AM
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whoisikeEh
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your nuts a pussy


Apr 26 2005 9:07PM
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iRonCrost2
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my nuts stink

Apr 26 2005 9:15PM
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ItsPhil
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you probably have an STD

Apr 26 2005 9:16PM
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iRonCrost2
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smell your nuts, they dont smell like a garden, also vaginas smell

Apr 26 2005 9:18PM
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Jake...
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hah tough luck.... od teh painkillers

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Apr 26 2005 9:36PM
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scientist
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my brother got kicked in the nuts so hard one ball like exploded. in this his intestine was leaking into his sack. he had to get surgery. Now whenever he gets hurt anywhere near his groin he whines about "Oh , you hit my insition" in a really whiny voice

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Apr 26 2005 10:00PM
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d-loc
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haha i bet its all purple like a plum too... just let the cat lick it for a min, they love the nuts

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Apr 27 2005 8:35AM
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samck89
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no theres actuyally no discoloration, but anyways a week later i got it ultrasounded and they found out its still alive! but theres like a crack or rupture on one of the poles. it was bleeding there i guess cause its all scar tissue there now. the doc says if i came right away he would have operated but i got lucky and its healing nicely so it might turn out better than if had been operated on. but im out of lax for like 2 weeks so thatr kinda sucks'


Apr 28 2005 7:36PM
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lamp
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that sucks

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Apr 28 2005 7:44PM
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norcowolverinerider
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my dad told me a story about when he was little they were building a treehouse, and the kid fell and a nail drove up his sack and he had to have sregery

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Apr 28 2005 10:01PM
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