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hucker22
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haha i had a funny convo last nite i felt i needed to share, lets see who reads this all

iluvsarahburke: hey u wanna be my gf for the last 29 days of high school
amr086: uhhh huh?
iluvsarahburke: im lookin for a summer gf, b4 i got to college
amr086: are you serious?
iluvsarahburke: ya....why not?
amr086: so you want me to be your girlfriend.....random and odd
iluvsarahburke: how is that random and odd
amr086: it just is
iluvsarahburke: wow thanx
amr086: you dont think thats random?
iluvsarahburke: seemin how ive had a crush on u since junior year? no
iluvsarahburke: i cant belive ive never asked u out b4
iluvsarahburke: ive never asked out a girl in high school
amr086: why not
iluvsarahburke: just never had anyone to ask
iluvsarahburke: so u didnt answer
iluvsarahburke: 29 days
iluvsarahburke: not that long
amr086: i dont think so, kinda odd, we never talk, never hang out, dont know eachother at all,
amr086: i mean whats the point
iluvsarahburke: i wanna met someone i dont know well then get to know them, u suggested it
amr086: hahah
iluvsarahburke: i guess well have to start
iluvsarahburke: i mean 29 days
amr086: you cant live 29 days?
iluvsarahburke: u cant live 29 days?
amr086: you cant?
iluvsarahburke: u cant?
iluvsarahburke: i think im pretty cool
amr086: i ask you first (haha)
iluvsarahburke: and an awesome bf
iluvsarahburke: if i had to say
iluvsarahburke: yes i could live 29 days w/o dating you
iluvsarahburke: if that was the question
amr086: i jsut get it
amr086: is it like a bet or something?
iluvsarahburke: no
iluvsarahburke: i think it would be fun
iluvsarahburke: and not like serious
iluvsarahburke: im just tryin to have fun
amr086: why 29 days?
iluvsarahburke: why u want it longer or shorter
amr086: i dont know, this isnt a way to ask a girl out at least
iluvsarahburke: because its not that serious, and like u said we dont hang out neway
iluvsarahburke: so idk when i ever would
amr086: is it so you can say you have a girlfriend?
iluvsarahburke: ive had a gf
amr086: i know
amr086: but now
iluvsarahburke: its prime dating season, i want someone to hang out with
iluvsarahburke: yes i understand this doesnt make sense, sometimes love doesnt make sense hahahaha
amr086: yeah i know
iluvsarahburke: so
iluvsarahburke: what do ya say
iluvsarahburke: i think im gettin closer
amr086: closer to what?
iluvsarahburke: gettin u to consider
amr086: its jsut too weird
iluvsarahburke: how so
amr086: why would you ask like that and in that sense (29 days)
iluvsarahburke: cuz id figure ud say no if it was like a serious relationship, and i mean 29 days if u think thats really short maybe ud say yes
amr086: its not a relationship at all
iluvsarahburke: now your gettin it
iluvsarahburke: see it reminds me of a story
iluvsarahburke: let me see if i can find it
iluvsarahburke: it might take a while
iluvsarahburke: ok
iluvsarahburke wants to directly connect.
amr086 is now directly connected.
iluvsarahburke: Derick and Lily are sitting alone in the park one night.

Derick:
I guess we are the left overs in this world
Lily:
I think so .. all of my friends have boyfriends
and we are the only the 2 people left in this world
without any special person in our lives
Derick:
Yup, I don't know what to do
Lily:
I know! We'll play a game
Derick:
What game?
Lily:
I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days
and you will be my boyfriend
Derick:
That's a great plan,
in fact i don't have anything to do
much for the following few weeks
DAY 1:
They watch their first movie
and they both are touched by the romantic film
DAY 4:
They went go to the beach and have a picnic
Derick and Lily have their quality time together
DAY 12:
Derick invited Lily to a circus
and they ride through a Horror House
Lily was scared and she thought she touched Derick's hand
but she actually touched someone else's hand
they both laughed
DAY 15:
They saw a fortune teller down the road,
and they asked for their future advice.
The fortune teller said:
"My darlings, please don't waste the time of your life.
spend the rest of your time together, happily."
Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes
DAY 20:
Lily invited Derick to go to the hill
and they saw a meteor
Lily mumbled something
DAY 28:
They sat on the bus, and because of a bumpy road
Lily gave her first kiss to Derick by accident
DAY 29:
11:37 pm:
Lily and Derick sat in the park where they
first decided to play this game
Derick:
I'm tired Lily...Do you want anything to drink?
I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road
Lily:
An Apple Juice, that's all thank you
Derick:
Wait for me
20 mins later
A stranger approached Lily
Stranger:
Are you a friend of Derick?
Lily:
Yes, why? What happened?
Stranger:
A reckless drunk driver ran over Derick,
he is in critical condition in the hospital
11:57 pm
The doctor walked out of the emergency room
he handed Lily an apple juice and a letter
Doctor:
We found this in Derick's pocket
Lily reads the letter and it says:
Lily, These past few weeks,
I realized you are a really cute girl,
and I am really falling for you
Your cherished smile, your everything,
when we played this game
Before this game would end
I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life
I love you Lily
Lily crumpled up the paper and shouted:
"Derick! I don't want you to die
I love you .. Remember that night when we saw a meteor
I mumbled something
I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever
and that we would never have to end this game.
Please don't leave me Derick .. I love you!
You can't do this to me!"
Then the clock strikes 12 ..
Derick's heart stoped pumping..

It was the 30th day

amr086: hmm
amr086: and this it how you want it to be?
iluvsarahburke: not as dramtic of course, but u never know
iluvsarahburke: im just sayin it would be fun
amr086: i just dont get it,im still not seeing your side of it at all
iluvsarahburke: wow that was sad
iluvsarahburke: uhh cuz i wanna to meet someone i dont usually tlk to, there are like 29 days left in school, i have to try something new
iluvsarahburke: ya u prolly wont get it
amr086: well doesnt mean i have to be your girlfriend
amr086: thats not how i do things
iluvsarahburke: fine jeez i just wanted to be like derek and lily
amr086: its a story
iluvsarahburke: it could happen
amr086: perhaps
amr086: but i have to sleep
amr086: so night
iluvsarahburke: fine
iluvsarahburke: gnite

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Apr 18 2005 10:50PM
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Anathema
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dude, that was sad

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Apr 18 2005 10:57PM
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squeakywaffle
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totally

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Apr 18 2005 10:58PM
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wuestinator
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atleast go down with honor, call her a bitch.



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Apr 18 2005 10:59PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
haha i read it all and loved every minute of it
so whats the word



word

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Apr 18 2005 10:59PM
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Lauren9
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tehehehe

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Apr 18 2005 11:00PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
oh shit now mad people are gonna tlk to her, that was dumb

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Apr 18 2005 11:00PM
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jibvermont
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......i don't know what to say.... :(?

Apr 18 2005 11:03PM
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bitchassphatz
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you fucked her didn't you

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Apr 18 2005 11:05PM
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Shaggy
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you must be proud of yourself. ask her the same question when theres only 15 days left, but instead of being boyfriend/girlfriend, just throw the idea out there that you wanna be fuck buddies


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Apr 18 2005 11:07PM
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Dan.
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wow. i actually read the whole thing

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Apr 18 2005 11:10PM
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Meh42
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hah wow, i think you got owned. thats a pretty valient effort though, sneaky and coercive as hell. i have to go with the whole go down with honor thing. flip a shit and play it off like your too much of a pimp for her.

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Kevo
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I guess it would have been cool if she said yes




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Apr 18 2005 11:11PM
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EastcoastAR5
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just be like(if denied)"haha dam i just lost that bet you whore, i was told your the biggest slut but does not date anyone at all and i had to try and get you to go out with me" along those lines should do



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Apr 18 2005 11:12PM
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Astomp
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that was pretty funny.

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LittleDevil720
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haha i liike

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Apr 18 2005 11:19PM
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alisly
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that was pretty funny

Apr 18 2005 11:23PM
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AttitashSkier
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the weird thing is that i read it all.

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Apr 18 2005 11:25PM
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back_woods
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why insult her? that was funny funny shit

post her instand messageing stuff on here, thise place is full of hosers with nothing better to do than petition some girl to date some guy theybe never met

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Apr 18 2005 11:27PM
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french_fry
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sniff, i think im gonna cry... Oh well nice try but dont make up that whole story next time, and it weird to ask a girl out for a defined time, I think that scared her off. Good luck

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Apr 18 2005 11:37PM
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Tha_Grouch
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Dude... you got that girl. Its so easy to be a player on AIM... just back it up in real life and she'll be down with you! mos def!


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Apr 19 2005 1:45AM
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ilovehead
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You should've pulled out the wizard cape and hat

Apr 19 2005 2:41AM
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TheStamos
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godamnit i fucking suck now im all depressed and shit.

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Apr 19 2005 3:31AM
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ItsPhil
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is she haught?

Apr 19 2005 8:35AM
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faah
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nice effort

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Apr 19 2005 12:11PM
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NickMartini
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ahahahahaahah, i loved that convo



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Apr 19 2005 1:56PM
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you complete tossa!!!


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Apr 19 2005 2:32PM
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rippinbumpskier
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wow man thats pretty piss poor

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Apr 19 2005 2:46PM
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hucker22
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hahahaha no im not goin to call her a bitch, i think ill try again maybe at like 20 days.

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Apr 19 2005 2:48PM
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katesd
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ahah.. that's pretty funny. rough deals though.

but on a serious note, you are asking her out for a definite amount of time, she probably feels theres no point, which there isnt... and it basically means that youre not really even interested in a relationship with her.


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Apr 19 2005 3:23PM
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awickes
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Congrats on looking like a loser! Big ups to that. You might be fat though too. Either One?

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Apr 19 2005 4:24PM
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Apr 19 2005 4:24PM
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hucker22
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not fat, owned? kinda. well im just saying 29 days incase shes like oh no its serious, i dont really like you that much. id just be like its only 29 days

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Apr 19 2005 5:29PM
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Annabelle
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^that looks fun. haha if i was that girl id be creeped out, did u really excpect her to say yes?

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Apr 19 2005 5:29PM
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frp1080
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haha he did get owned

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Apr 19 2005 5:42PM
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gmack24
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wow youre the most desperate wierdo ive ever seen...this girl hates you, stop freaking her out

Apr 19 2005 6:33PM
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Jessbuff
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Relax guys. I think this is fricken funny. She's porbably some stuck up biatch he was never gonna get with so he played around with it. I think she's the one that got powned here. Really, she read the whole Derick and Lilly thing and chatted with him for a good 15 mins.

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Apr 19 2005 6:43PM
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Bangor
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haha, pathetic?

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Apr 20 2005 11:22AM
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wow

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Apr 20 2005 1:23PM
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Lé.Skiing
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haha i laughed my way all through that, congradulations, your the most pathetic person ever... oh and i'm gonna talk to that lady character and tell her you posted the conversation on the internet and it will make her like you less.

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Apr 20 2005 1:33PM
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winterkid33
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neat little story about lily and derrick. if only it was that easy...

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Apr 20 2005 1:42PM
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404404
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i should have tryed doing that to random girls in highschoolm, i might have got some one to go out with me.

Apr 20 2005 1:44PM
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norbastradamus
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HAHAHAH i love it, that was such a random thing to ask!!!

Apr 20 2005 1:51PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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hahah that was nuts....what a bitch

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Apr 20 2005 5:34PM
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hucker22
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ya please dont tlk to her

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Apr 20 2005 5:39PM
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I_ski_Line
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sad story, give the guy a break, be his gf

Apr 20 2005 5:41PM
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3ski6guy0
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haha that was a funny story

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