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Apparantly im not the genious i thought i was
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ok, my garage has a laser sensor about 12 inches off the floor, and if you break the laser as the garage door is lowering it goes back up, im sure you've seen this before. anyways, to get out of my garage, i hit the button, then run out, hop the laser and go on my merry way. well i was trying this like usual today and as i hop i guess i didnt duck enough, or as much as usual. my face smashed into the lowering door, and i was knocked onto my back. i was pretty winded, with a couple cuts on my forehead, but nothing too bad. oh, and i hit the laser, so it didnt crush me.
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just ski.
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and apparantly, today is really not my day, thanks.
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That ok I did that once, and the worst part was I didn't trip the thinglike did like half a back flip and landed outside, and the door shut, then found I had left my keys on the kitchen counter, but then all the doors were locked/. So i had to sit outside for like and our for my cousin to get home and let me in.
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hahahaha i wish i could have seen that
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haha jaime you're a loser, and i really wish i could've seen that
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i just trot over and step over it. dude u dont need to jump
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maybe his garage door is on high speed
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or maybe he has a really big garage door. i remember back in the day before we had the sensors, my cat used to always try and race the garage door. he got stuck under it several times. it was silly
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hahahaha whatttt
it didnt squish your cat
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too bad no one was video taping, I can see it in my brain and it is hilarious. Thanks for brightening up my day.
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hahah, I was going to say the same thing... this thread just boosted the quality of my day... yep, this will be a good day.
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haha lucky that lazer was there or it would have been fucking like scream or some shit
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hahaha maybe you just go out the front door.
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^or get a padlock thing to control the garage on the outside... less dangerous my man
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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
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^ yea we have one of those, they're so handy especially if you don't have a key or forget it. I keep a key on me anyways in case the thing doesn't work. the rest of my family dont even bother having a key because they have so much faith in this machine.
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hahaha, mine doesnt have a laser and wont stop untill it feels alot of pressure - its deadly
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eh voila
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mine used a 4 digit code, no keys needed.
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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
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o my god im sitting here in the computer lab at school and everyone was staring at me. I started laughing when i was imagining you running to get beneath the door and just getting completely clotheslined by it.
That happened to my friend in vail, there was a roped off area and we went underneath the rope, when i went underneath it it hit my helmet and started bouncing up and down, and my friend behind my got fucking destroyed by it, it was the funniest shit ever.
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hahah, the mental picture of that is just amazing. it's like something that would be on one of those commercials with the "woo oo, woo oo oo" music in the background.
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when i was younger i used to hold onto the bottome of the garage door when it was going up and it would lift me so high! it was so much fun then my dad got pissed because i kept doing it when i was growoing and i almost pulled it down one time
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if only you had a video. haha its still a good mental picture
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i did that too... it was so much fun..
but man those sensors confuse me... we just got them like a month ago and i spend 5 minutes pressing the button and walking out.. going "why won't it close?!?!?!" i felt soo stupid when i realized... cuz my neighbours were watching me
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at the coin operated coin wash here they got big fucken doors that are like 15 feet high and when i was younger i held on to it when it was goin up but i got up too high and was scared to let go so the door had to be brought back down to the ground haahahah fuck it was fun
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that is the best story I've heard all day. thanks
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hahahaha lateralis
we were in a ferris wheel and my brother made them stop the ride and bring him back down hahahaha
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retarded indiana jones over here
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oh man, I can't stop picturing in my head. hahaha
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