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What's a bandersnatch?

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Anathema
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seriously, i want to know what the hell it is. i've heard it before at the most random of times, and it has to be a real word. any ideas?

i personally think it's when you put your hand under your chin and wiggle your fingers at people... like making a funny face and teasing people. i call that a bandersnatch... but i dunno man.

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Apr 17 2005 9:17PM
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beefbud
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The Bandersnatch is a fictional creature mentioned in Lewis Carroll's poem "Jabberwocky". The form or size of the creature is not described. Nor is it clear whether the Bandersnatch is a singularity, like the Phoenix.


Apr 17 2005 9:34PM
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NickMartini
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a bandersnatch is whatever you want it to be



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Apr 17 2005 9:36PM
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whattheshit
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thats right



an extremely dirty pussy, most commonly found in whores, sluts or skanks.

DAMN! I was feeling kind of desperate so i fucked this skank and she had a nasty bandersnatch and she gave me crabs.


Apr 17 2005 9:43PM
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-AR_Seven-
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`Twas brillig! And the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
  The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
  The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
  Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
  And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
  The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
  And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
  The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
  He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
  Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
  He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.

Apr 17 2005 9:48PM
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twix_182
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in 7th grade we had to memorize that poem

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Apr 17 2005 9:51PM
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ItsPhil
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a bandersnatch is when you push real hard when you take a pee and you think a fart is coming but its a little poop

Apr 17 2005 9:53PM
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Skipig25
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exactly. my grandfathers 2 boats are named the jabberwocky and the bandersnatch

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Apr 17 2005 9:55PM
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-AR_Seven-
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^We named our boat Bandersnatch. It was named in the 1950s, though. So your grandad is the copycat.

Apr 17 2005 9:57PM
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Skipig25
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he's had his boat forever. he's like 90 and had it as a kid. It's an old wooden powerboat. so I doubt it. Either that or we're related

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Apr 17 2005 9:59PM
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ItsPhil
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OR youre guys grandfathers had relations when they were younger

Apr 17 2005 10:00PM
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Skipig25
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or we both have weird grandfathers who read wierd poetry

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Apr 17 2005 10:01PM
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ItsPhil
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they probably smoked a lot of reefer back in the day
silly old men

Apr 17 2005 10:02PM
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Skipig25
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exactly

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Apr 17 2005 10:02PM
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whattheshit
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no im teling you your grand fathers named their boats after the definition that i provided. it twas the mermiads

Apr 17 2005 10:03PM
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Skipig25
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actually he was referring to the frumious bandersnatch in the poem Arsix provided. and my grandfather can recite that whole thing

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Apr 17 2005 10:06PM
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-AR_Seven-
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He had a POWERboat when he was a kid 90 YEARS AGO? Bullshit.

Apr 17 2005 10:06PM
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Skipig25
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It used to be an old whaling rowboat that he converted to have an inboard

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Apr 17 2005 10:08PM
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RaginCajun
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i bet theyre gay.





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Apr 17 2005 10:20PM
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ItsPhil
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HOW DARE YOU


Apr 17 2005 10:28PM
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fizzlefry
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hahahaha

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Apr 17 2005 10:57PM
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ItsPhil
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youre silly

Apr 17 2005 11:02PM
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Apple
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That poem is awesome. We did that in grade 3 if my memory serves me correctly. I can still recite it mostly...

on another not, woudlnt it be weird if you guys were cousion and didnt know because the internet is a barrier like that?

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Apr 18 2005 1:12AM
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d-loc
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i can make up words too mommy

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Apr 18 2005 11:13AM
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katesd
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I'm a bandersnatch.


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Apr 18 2005 11:23AM
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d-loc
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^well yes you have the snatch part right but whats your bander

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Apr 18 2005 11:29AM
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ItsPhil
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from under butter
fromunderbutter
say it really fast it sounds so funny

Apr 18 2005 12:11PM
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Anathema
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ahhahahah. yes i want to know too... what is your bander?

i love apple, lanks, skibum_, lucyford, dfresh, d-rocket, cko, nopoles, gustle, spokaneskier, plumpwonton, melvs, caden, freeskigrl24, mikee, wrightgirl, missy, jessbuff, seanpistol, doc.dre, dynstrtm, Spyderxtra789, skibrdingbitch, schweitzerski, hey_cutie, almostaskiier, katesd, lateralis, eastcoastpride, ekunz, $bhill$, *jay*, t-schill, *pinkgrinder*, J.D._May, shorty_t, jib_tech, niwanyshyn, ever_murky, nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): )):): :):))): :) :))
Apr 18 2005 12:46PM
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