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My school is the absolute worst school ever.....

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Bregs
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alright this is the lowest, shittest my school has ever been. i live in Amherst , nh. first they took away pretty much anything with sugar in it. they took away gadorade and every single drink we have except milk, water, fruit 2o, apple juice and apple cider. We have no sugary snacks. the best thing we have are cinnamon poptarts. and i dont know why they kept those but got rid of everything else. second all of the girls in our grade are fucking bitches except for few. And last night we had a dance and our vice principle got our only 5 hot girls that were grinding and sent them home. school just fucking sucks right now. is anyone elses school this bad?? did all of your good food get taken away?


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Apr 16 2005 6:38PM
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JFerg
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is this a high school, and is it a public school? that would suck

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Apr 16 2005 6:39PM
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1080chubs
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^ sounds like a catholic middle school lol

Apr 16 2005 6:40PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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our school bought a breathalizer for prom




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Apr 16 2005 6:40PM
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twix_182
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y dont u just bring your own sugary snacks as you call them?

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Apr 16 2005 6:50PM
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ATLskier
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1080chubs is right. that sounds like my old catholic middle school. when we had dances, this science teacher would pair up all the ugly girls with the fat kids, or just anyone that wasn't dancing. If anyone was grinding they would send them home. we never had vending machines or cokes or anything, but we had sugar snacks and stuff in our cafeteria. We used to have these snack cards, and atlantaski had a lot of them at the end of 8th grade and he got about 100 little debbie zebra cakes, oatmeal pies and stuff, and our class had a massive food fight outside(we did eat some, but it was fun).



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Apr 16 2005 6:58PM
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asac
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my school supplies the beer, indirectly.

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Apr 16 2005 6:59PM
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Parkboy
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that is so fucking gay

Apr 16 2005 7:02PM
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Bregs
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i am in 8th grade, so yeah middle school. its public. our school has been fine ever since ive been there. but this year we got a new vp and she fucked everything up..... no one likes her. shes old with 10000000 warts. shes a cunt. and i want her to drink bleech and die. none of this would have ever happened if we didnt get that bitch.

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Apr 16 2005 7:04PM
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Anathema
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Apr 16 2005 7:09PM
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404404
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Taking the sugar away may sounds bad but isnt. There is now one place where you wont get fat.

Apr 16 2005 7:10PM
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Astomp
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middle school we didnt get candy or sugary goodness candies. we had whatever they served. no vending machines. chocolate milk, strawberry, reg milk, orang juice, apple. pretzel, nacho, and other wierd stuff. its not a big deal.

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Apr 16 2005 7:17PM
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ItsPhil
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sounds like dawsons creek

Apr 16 2005 7:17PM
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.John.
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I'm a junior, and our school is ok. But our middle school is fucked up. the VP sent a letter home to all the parents to notify them that there are "rampant std's" and that there is a rampant drug problem.

gotta love vermont public ED

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Apr 16 2005 7:22PM
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twix_182
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^Go VUHS! Yea man, lice AND STD's AND drugs, that's good stuff. All in a middle school and in one year. It's kinda funny because the middle school is attached to our high school. Like it's all together. But yea Vergennes, Vermont, the smallest city that contains hoes, drug addicts, Putang spots, and some fat people known to man.

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Apr 16 2005 7:28PM
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.John.
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we have this one senoir named Joe wix that is a total wigger, and he probably contributes to half the STD's in the middle school.

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Apr 16 2005 7:30PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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schools are gay

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Apr 16 2005 7:35PM
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lanks
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the reason they take all the sugar out of your schools is so that you all dont end up being a bunch of obese lardasses clogging up the countries welfare system. damn americans. youre all so fat.


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Apr 16 2005 8:13PM
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frp1080
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bregs are school does suck and now noone is gonna go to the dances cause the hot girls can't grind, the dance would have sucked if will's band hadn't played at it, and are school is gonna be even poorer. the girls could grind until she came.

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Apr 16 2005 8:13PM
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kykelly05
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my school is located 1 min away from a nuclear power plant.. cant get much worse than that one.. we all glow in the dark its kinda crazy

Apr 16 2005 8:15PM
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frp1080
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^^^^haha that sucks

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Apr 16 2005 8:16PM
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Tolz
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dude, thats nothing.
i went to a baptist school once and THAT was horrible. they had a dress code and you had to wear a tucked in collared shirt, have short hair, and you couldnt wear shorts. they didnt have prom-dancing is strictly forbidden. they control pretty much every aspect of your life there. they didnt have locker checks for drugs-they had locker checks for neatness and "inappropiate" pictures and such. there is so much crap that goes on in one of those screwed up baptist places, its unbelievable...

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Apr 16 2005 8:20PM
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Prospect
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Dude jeff why are you putting down our school. They took away our food cause were fatasses and our girls were taken away cause martel has warts.

Apr 16 2005 8:30PM
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skichica128
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wow, that sucks! i thought my school was bad cuz they took away the bacon from our sandwiches because so many people r fat. but seriously, i think its a waste of time, the fat people r still gonna get it somewhere n its not fair to all us people who actually do know how to exercise!

Apr 16 2005 8:32PM
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Tolz
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^thats funny

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Apr 16 2005 8:32PM
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JZ
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hahaha, i go to michigan state and its awesome -- the starting line is playing tonight, for free


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Apr 16 2005 8:40PM
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snowsnowsnow
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my school districs is taking all sugar foods away also....i live in Seattle, WA, and i go to a public school. Its wack...

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Apr 16 2005 9:19PM
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Ghost
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I went to a private school that was very much controlled by a cult. Now that was crazy.

Apr 16 2005 9:23PM
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jono
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My last year of highschool, the school made me a prefect due to my good grades and general attitude. It was pretty funny cause I could cause all sorts of shit and when we got caught for it I could just say "I'm going to talk to some people and try and figure out what happened". The only time that didnt work was when my friend had a bag full of oranges and started swinging it around really fast in the school lobby, and i swung a bat at it right when the head teacher walked in. i managed to almost completely cover the roof in orange... after that they revoked my powers a bit. And it was on a ski hill to (it was a private school, but not a ski academy per say), so we would get fridays off to ski if our marks were above 70%. So not all little private schools are too bad. And its your own fault your schools are taking away your sugar, if you eat all day and then spend all your free time playing x-box you're gonna get fat. No school wants its hallways filled with fat little kids.

Apr 16 2005 9:50PM
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Skipig25
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ha. our school has armed cops with breathalzers at the door, and you pretty much have to take one to get in. Then we have 4 standing on a balcony with 1,000,000 candlepower spotlights cause people sneak in booze, get hammered and fuck in the corners. oh and since we had a stabbing at our school all the cops have metal detectors

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Apr 16 2005 10:00PM
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Pklink04
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^same here, too bad we'll just go drink after the dance



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Apr 17 2005 12:02AM
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Public_Enemy0255
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haha that sucks, our school has the best food and they don't care if we grind at dances

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Apr 17 2005 12:19AM
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g-dawg
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my school has a dagwoods and a pizza hut, and a normal cafeteria thing with mad shit, plus me along with the other 500 stoners smoked right outside the front doors of one entrance. did i mention the ridicoulous amount of super sexy girls?

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Apr 17 2005 12:41AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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^that isnt a high school is it?

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Apr 17 2005 12:49AM
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Ericpbp
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its not that big of deal because you are leaving next year to go to a much better place where there is food and a lot of hot girls

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Apr 17 2005 2:57PM
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skierdudeguy
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we're about to get rid of all drinks starting next year except water and stuff. i dont care though, becuase that's all i drink.

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Apr 17 2005 3:09PM
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Aasert
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my school suck because we are only 3 guys who skiis much there. the teachers sucks, but everything is good

Apr 17 2005 3:15PM
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g-dawg
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na guy, that aint highschool. i live in quebec and after grade 11 you have to go onto CEGEP, guy. It is like university and you have to do it for 2yrs.

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Apr 17 2005 4:18PM
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kykelly05
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i cook my own lunch at school everyday.. school lunches are strugglin'

Apr 17 2005 4:20PM
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Bregs
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yeah well we really dont have that many fat kids in our school we only have two fat tables that all of the fat kids sit at , at lunch. i just dont get it. all of the sudden our school went under. Not everyone gets only sugary stuff at lunch. And our dances suck so much now. pretty much our entire grade isnt going to go to anymore this year. so it will be wicked funny when the school gets no income from any of the dances

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Apr 17 2005 9:19PM
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Deafboy
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well since i dont go to your school i dont really care!

but yeah our school tried putting some more healthy things in our vending machines and NOONE EVER buys them, its fucking halarious.

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Apr 17 2005 9:27PM
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Skipig25
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we have good food too. and they only care if you fuck or murder someone

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Apr 17 2005 9:58PM
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whattheshit
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just start selling sugar snacks, you'd probably make a killing. have like a trench coat and all. sell like fuzzy peaches. then sell double shot pixie sticks to the special education kids, yea..

Apr 17 2005 10:01PM
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Jaskittin
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Dude, its fucking middle school yet. You havent even hit puberty for fucks sake, so I don't see why its such a big deal to have a dance without being able to grind. Our middle school didnt have vending machines or dances. We couldn't even throw snowballs at our middle school. You got it easy my friend, quit bitching.





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Apr 17 2005 11:13PM
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ktlu
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my school does the same thing basically. they make you talk to 3 administrators and 2 cops when you are entering a dance to make sure you arnt intoxicated in anyway. and if they think you are then they use the breathalizer


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Apr 17 2005 11:24PM
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k2yeags
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my school is pretty chill

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Apr 17 2005 11:41PM
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whattheshit
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where you going for cejap

Apr 17 2005 11:50PM
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scofield
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I GO TO THIS HORRIBLE SCHOOL.. we're all making shirts that say "Our Sugar... Gone Our Women... Gone Mrs. Martel's Worts... Increasing in size with each passing day"

we're also not allowed in school passed 2:30 without supervision and we didn't win the infamous "Color War Day" (its where each grade has a color and you decorate your halls) and EVERY year since i have been in Amherst, 8th grade is supposed to win since it's their last year there, no matter how bad they do.. but since Worty McWorts came, she announced 5th fucking grade the winner... im so sick of this school.. i cant fuckin wait to go to Holderness and get 2 hours away

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Apr 17 2005 11:54PM
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whattheshit
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i felt for you until you started grieving about losing a decorating contest.

yea.

Apr 17 2005 11:58PM
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P-JO
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The thing about public schools is that the school is almost your "guardian" since your parents are giving you over for the day. Plus they are providing an education, so for that reason they are permitted to take away all your normal constitutional rights you have outside of school. Its fucked up how things are and its going to keep getting fucked up until someone says something. Being that noone in high school can really prepare a good argument or get a movement going to revolutionize schools, its never going to happen. Plus your only in high school for four years, so its really not a big fuckin deal, college allows you to be more liberal and then after that your free. Although there has been cases against schools limiting rights brought to the surpreme court, its just that every case has lost to the school.

Apr 18 2005 12:13AM
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ISkiSwitch
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Although I feel bad for you. Mine's worse...

Alright our counties in the shit right now. Some Millions in debt. So school stuff is closed as well as other public services. I live in Erie County. NY.
So field trips are all gone as of 2 years ago. We have like no janaters, as our bathrooms are vanalized to the point where it's flooded with piss. Oh yea, and then our superintendent just got fired immediatly cause his school cell phone bill had sex chats all over it. Beat that, anybody

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