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Funny porno titles

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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
lets hear um...

so far i got:
bi-curious george
you've got male genitalia
ect...

Apr 14 2005 10:27PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
i have nigro vampire HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

machavok.com

The whole mountain is park on a powder day. -dylhole
Apr 14 2005 10:28PM
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eheath
Posts: 61098 - Karma: 118,247
on digital cable ive seen

sexual predator
night cap
hot line


"is 'cotton field gorilla' a racial slur?"-Lateralis
Apr 14 2005 10:31PM
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coofoo
Posts: 319 - Karma: 18
anal invaders, gurls that gush.


Apr 14 2005 10:48PM
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Spritz
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
lord of the g-strings

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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'
Apr 14 2005 10:52PM
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Huckasorass
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 80
"poke-ahot-ass" she had braided indian pigtails... so hot

Apr 14 2005 10:53PM
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ThePoopSock
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 22
" In Diana Jones and the Temple Of Poon

Apr 14 2005 10:54PM
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iRonCrost
Posts: 156 - Karma: 10
analdestruction

gay horny men

sir sucksacockalot

tight man ass thsoe are the ones i see allll the time

Apr 14 2005 10:55PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
arma-get-it-on,
playmate of the apes...weirdest shit i've ever seen

Apr 14 2005 10:55PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
Interview With A Vibrator
Pulp Friction
Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone

Apr 14 2005 11:01PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
"The Hymen-Lick Maneuver" I came up with that one.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
Apr 14 2005 11:04PM
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resnick13
Posts: 1147 - Karma: 23
Black Cock Down

- Marc
Apr 14 2005 11:11PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
not that funny but actually quite good, "lord of The G String"

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio? who else but Lat^ *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 14 2005 11:12PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
http://personal.pitnet.net/micah/porno.html

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

'i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac
Apr 14 2005 11:13PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
haha^ the best on there was "Harry Twatter"

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio? who else but Lat^ *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 14 2005 11:15PM
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eheath
Posts: 61098 - Karma: 118,247
dude we all forgot back door sluts 9

"is 'cotton field gorilla' a racial slur?"-Lateralis
Apr 14 2005 11:38PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
sexual destinations
show me yours
lets do it



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Apr 14 2005 11:40PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
the bare mitch project

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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

I am soooo takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles
Apr 14 2005 11:48PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
hahaha, i love it, they have a list for that shit. some of those are good.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
Apr 14 2005 11:56PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
Haha such a good episode of South Park!


-Matt Hollman
Apr 15 2005 12:10AM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
peeping toms

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What good are snowblades anyways???
'Well, you could wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots'-Veteran
Apr 15 2005 12:12AM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
"saving ryan's privates" haha this list is funny

Gravity sucks "I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
Apr 15 2005 12:15AM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
the bare bitch project

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the next time your about to make a racial slur stop, think about all the delicious foods that come from his or her country and channel your energy towards the purchase of your next international delight.

-guttermouth


Apr 15 2005 12:31AM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
Queen LaQUEEFA

Today's post has been brought to you by the letters C, L, T and the number 4.
Apr 15 2005 6:32PM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
Beef Strokin'off

Today's post has been brought to you by the letters C, L, T and the number 4.
Apr 15 2005 6:39PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
"50) Batman in Robin"

that has to be the best one

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.
-seanPISTOL
Apr 15 2005 6:42PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
i ahve seen it



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
He's going to duct tape it to his le
Apr 15 2005 6:47PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
Playmate of the apes, soft core pron hahaha fucking HBO

'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?' -JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport
Apr 15 2005 6:48PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
Take out your cum Crayon, and color me white.



Stay Classy Newschoolers
Apr 15 2005 6:59PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
I was browing through pron titles on our cable box (since I have no money to order them) and I saw "Attack of the Sex Nymphs 8".

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Apr 15 2005 7:06PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
Theres someone inside mary

Apr 15 2005 7:13PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
ball-deep, oopps! what's in my ass?, gag factor....

.................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
Apr 15 2005 7:23PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
a clockwork orgy

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w ait so they have ebay on tatooine now?
-strode420
Apr 15 2005 8:28PM
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bigkstylie
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2
"Shoot 'er in the cooter"



We gonna whack it til the wheels fall off.

Apr 15 2005 8:41PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
SHAVING RYAN's PRIVATES haha

Apr 15 2005 8:44PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
these are actual titles we found in my friends dad's basement, with his receipt/signature.

rock the cock
dickstick delight
spitters 12 + 16
california cock suckers
she swallows 12 + 14

haha. he likes bj porn.

(zach)




free xbox?or an iPod?
Apr 15 2005 9:17PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
check out www.frogsex.com for samples of porn from the sites with the funniest names ever.

Apr 15 2005 9:21PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Muff Divers and the Wet Sex Caves.

----RIP Signature------
Apr 15 2005 11:08PM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
"Madison's Anal Avenue"
"The Porn Identity"
^that was on the OC.

Freezing Point 32


OVO helmets

'Straight creeping on this bitch; Blonde haired chicken head.... she turned around and it was fuc
Apr 15 2005 11:17PM
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public-enemy#1
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
elastic bumholes 1 and 2


Apr 16 2005 12:54AM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
Weapons of Ass Destruction
Grand Theft Anal
White Girl in the middle
Cum Sucking Fuck Hogs

I work at rogers video, and our movie database has all the adult video titles in it... it's great looking for stuff for a customer like "grand theft auto" and "grand theft anal" comes up

Apr 16 2005 12:57AM
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SnowKristaL
Posts: 637 - Karma: 15
One Night in Paris

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Apr 16 2005 3:17AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
my lil sis is watching "Snow WHite" right now, that's gotta mean something......!


live by the N.E.R.D
Apr 16 2005 3:26AM
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Tze.C
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 86
In Diana Jones

Apr 16 2005 7:16AM
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Aasert
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 9
cum and cummer, haha

Apr 16 2005 8:19AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
bare winch project, dont know if that is actually one or not

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Apr 16 2005 8:57AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
Geranalmo
Forrest Hump
The Sexorcist
Star Whores
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone

i also thought the one from 'a girl next door' was funny:
chitty chitty gang bang

i love apple, lanks, skibum_, lucyford, dfresh, d-rocket, cko, nopoles, gustle, spokaneskier, plumpwonton, melvs, caden, freeskigrl24, mikee, wrightgirl, missy, jessbuff, seanpistol, doc.dre, dynstrtm, Spyderxtra789, schweitzerski, hey_cutie, almostaskiier, katesd, lateralis, eastcoastpride, ekunz, *jay*, t-schill, *pinkgrinder*, J.D._May, shorty_t, jib_tech, niwanyshyn, ever_murky, nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): )):): :):))): :) :))
Apr 16 2005 9:19AM
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friday01
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 24
"the pizza slut"

Apr 16 2005 3:24PM
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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
bare pimp project.... watch out for the stick pimps.
101 fornications
good will humping

-CCR-
"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."
--sean connery
Apr 16 2005 3:45PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
The bare wench project. and yes it does exist. saw it on HBO.




Derek
Apr 16 2005 4:12PM
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Chief_Blaze
Posts: 86 - Karma: 10
its SHAVING ryans private and its a very good adult film.

Apr 16 2005 4:14PM
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