I've come to the conclusion that all towns suck. Now some town are pretty cool, but if I were mayor of a town, all others would suck a fat one in comparison.
Public transportation would be solved through an elaborate system of zip lines and foam pits, with luge tracks throughout. All hitchhikers would be picked up. Lakes would have giant rope swings and cliffs built around them (with white sand beaches strategically placed too). Rope swings off cliffs, zip lines off cliffs, diving boards, trampolines, tramp gaps to rope swing off cliffs over beaver dam gaps... that kind of stuff.
Marijuana and mushrooms would be legal to buy, sell, and grow. Beer would be cheap and plentiful. There would be a maximum weight-to-height ratio law made (be fit or else). The abolishment of fast food restaurants.
Post secondary education would be free, as would health care. We would not rape and pillage the land and would instead preach reknewal. There would be minimal contact with the outside world. The world is an evil place and I don't want none of that shit infecting my beautiful place. The city would be self reliant and would not require foreign trade.
I'd try to change the destructive western ways of thinking. Reverse the greed and apathy of man. Make people motivated to LIVE, and not just get by.
The town would be skater friendly. All buildings would be contructed with sickness of rails, drops, gaps, step ups, bank turns, loops, corkscrew loops, window target jumps, and etc in mind. Mostly it'd be a town based on adrenaline sports.
Oh yah, base jumping would be legal and there would be bungee jump cords off every bridge. With zip lins to the shore. And targets in the water... Ah there's too much to say... Let your imagination loose.
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