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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
aaayyyy-ooohh!

wassup everybody? whats kickin? so yeah hey.
got a few for ya today. Im lacking the patience.. im itching to go
play warcraft III, so well see how long i last here.
Well, im in calgary, getting my shit in order, got a job lined up
(working for the Branch Manager arborists) cutting down trees.. .. ..
ok, i know its not saving the rainforest, but it has trees... right?
.. right?.. hey, if someone wants to pay me 25$/hr to cut down poplars
with a chainsaw, im friggin game! i hate those trees... useless
clones... so yeah, now im looking for a place, i think ill be moving
in alone, or with an old roomate, eddy isnt too stable.. so ive been
skiing a lot, and against all odds, Im still alive! i surprise myself
actually. I was at lake louise on saturday with a buddy steve, and we
skiied the out of bounds bowls, hit a kicker, and then traversed
across to the chutes. we went too far down and ended up surrunded by
40 foot cliffs. whoops. And even if there was terrain that we could
ski down, there was no snow on it. So I choose this chute that looks
like maybe the snow goes to within 10 or 20 feet of the bottom, and i
somehow (well, because im great) managed to ski down this chute with
only a 2 foot wide track of snow to work with. I was about to commit
to an all out straightline 90 degree jump turn-to-juniper bush
jump-over 5 feet of bare rock-to-narrow landing between 2 boulders,
when steve behind me, who was walking down with his board, started to
slide down and crashed into my lower legs as we started a death slide
down this rock chute. I was so close to tumbling over and dying, but
somehow (great) i managed to stay on my feet ( my skis were fully in
the rocks by now) and steve was pulling down huge rocks with him. So
we lived. I still had to use the juniper bush to get out. but it was a
great day, we tore it up. I bought a mini spy cam i can plug into my
camcorder, so next time i go, ill film it, and the 3 km traverse "Star
Wars" you ned to take to get out. Its freaking insane. no where to
stop, you just have to give er through these trees at like 50 k, and
constantly turning on a dime, ducking, flying the whole time. truly
crazy. Ill get a vid of it, and send it wit mah next email.

did some other crazy stuff too, like crawled through a crack cave at
lake louise (the actual lake), etc..

but warcraft calls...

take er easy guys, cause its the best way to take it.

Shawn.




Ripe is the time for the flight of plight from my mind
to escape the array of city bourne decay
bulemic, anemic, pesse-sqeemic
"in the mornings my penis rises up like a pheonix"
Apr 13 2005 6:28PM
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JazzyJ
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taking it up the ass is the best way to take it, but seriously i want to see the vid

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio? who else but Lat^ *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 13 2005 6:31PM
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skipimp_
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.. up the ass? thats gross man.

i have to make the vid first. i just got the camera yesterday from the spy store.





Ripe is the time for the flight of plight from my mind
to escape the array of city bourne decay
bulemic, anemic, pesse-sqeemic
"in the mornings my penis rises up like a pheonix"
Apr 13 2005 6:37PM
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katesd
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Damn, I wish I were there... assholes


-katie
Apr 13 2005 6:48PM
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skipimp_
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assholes?





Ripe is the time for the flight of plight from my mind
to escape the array of city bourne decay
bulemic, anemic, pesse-sqeemic
"in the mornings my penis rises up like a pheonix"
Apr 15 2005 3:18PM
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-AR_Seven-
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So... you need new skis, then.

Apr 15 2005 3:23PM
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JackBach
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I want whatever you're on

/////ENEMY () WITHIN\\\\\
Apr 15 2005 3:30PM
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katesd
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yeah.


-katie
Apr 15 2005 3:35PM
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skipimp_
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who are the assholes?


i dont get it.


naw man, p-tex works miracles.





Ripe is the time for the flight of plight from my mind
to escape the array of city bourne decay
bulemic, anemic, pesse-sqeemic
"in the mornings my penis rises up like a pheonix"
Apr 18 2005 12:53AM
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Anathema
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lake louise sounds friggin dope as hell man. siiiick shit. and yeah, warcraft3 is an illin game. i'm a battlefield dude myself.

i love apple, lanks, skibum_, lucyford, dfresh, d-rocket, cko, nopoles, gustle, spokaneskier, plumpwonton, melvs, caden, freeskigrl24, mikee, wrightgirl, missy, jessbuff, seanpistol, doc.dre, dynstrtm, Spyderxtra789, skibrdingbitch, schweitzerski, hey_cutie, almostaskiier, katesd, lateralis, eastcoastpride, ekunz, $bhill$, *jay*, t-schill, *pinkgrinder*, J.D._May, shorty_t, jib_tech, niwanyshyn, ever_murky, nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): )):): :):))): :) :))
Apr 18 2005 1:02AM
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skipimp_
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youd best add me to that list. battlefield, havent played it.... unless you mean 1942, i played a lot of that.



Ripe is the time for the flight of plight from my mind
to escape the array of city bourne decay
bulemic, anemic, pesse-sqeemic
"in the mornings my penis rises up like a pheonix"
Apr 18 2005 2:42PM
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ATLskier
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What does cutting down poplars for $25 have to do with it?




Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -j
Apr 18 2005 5:18PM
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skipimp_
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arborist, a job, residential tree cutting. and poplars always fall apart, so we cut a lot of them.





Ripe is the time for the flight of plight from my mind
to escape the array of city bourne decay
bulemic, anemic, pesse-sqeemic
"in the mornings my penis rises up like a pheonix"
Apr 19 2005 3:04PM
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katesd
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those who were skiing when I can't. I'm just jealous.


-katie
Apr 19 2005 3:07PM
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skipimp_
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gotcha



Ripe is the time for the flight of plight from my mind
to escape the array of city bourne decay
bulemic, anemic, pesse-sqeemic
"in the mornings my penis rises up like a pheonix"
Apr 21 2005 2:14PM
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t-mack101
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i am so fucking confused

i got gorilla steeze on the race course
Apr 21 2005 2:15PM
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skipimp_
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happen a lot does it?





Ripe is the time for the flight of plight from my mind
to escape the array of city bourne decay
bulemic, anemic, pesse-sqeemic
"in the mornings my penis rises up like a pheonix"
Apr 23 2005 6:55PM
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